Recap: House: Don't Go Into The Light - 
by copygodd
Unfortunately, this week's episode didn't feature any hot hermaphrodite action, but it did feature some hot laser pointing, a couple who hate each other almost as much as I hate tea, and finally the emergence of a Judas to House's Brian of Nazareth.
This week starts off at a local carnival. The dad is glad that his little girl is finally tall enough to take her first twirlie ride. She doesn't want to do it, though; she says she doesn't like twirlie rides, but the truth is she just hates carnies. Dad's okay with it, since he hates carnies too, and says she doesn't have to do the twirlie ride if she doesn't want to. They can just go home and have some fun instead. Threatened with the prospect of home funning, the girl decides the ride doesn't look so bad after all. Man, what kind of horror awaits her at home? A My Super Sweet 16 marathon? I don't know if any of you have ever watched that show or not, but after catching just a couple episodes last year, I think I understand why the terrorists hate us.
As soon as the ride starts, things go downhill fast. But since it's a ride that goes up and down, things immediately start looking up again. And then they start going back down. And then the little girl starts to scream. And keeps screaming, even after the ride has stopped and her dad's punched her in the throat a couple of times. But this isn't your normal "I'm gonna hurl" scream, or even "Daddy's get his hands down my pants again" scream. This is more like "holy crap, the Democrats really did win the election" kind of scream. Hold me, I'm scared.
At the hospital, the Dad (Rob) is arguing with his ex-wife (Edie) about taking the little girl (Alice) on the ride. Cameron is just trying to get a medical history, but the parents can't stop bickering long enough to help. "You're alone with her for eight hours and she ends up in the hospital," Edie yells at him. I get the feeling that it wouldn't take Rob eight hours of alone time with Edie to put her in the hospital.
"Out, out, damn spot!"
Downstairs, Cuddy is meeting with two potential donors, and things seem to be going pretty well. In fact, she's just offered to let them name something after the foundation. Then a red laser dot appears on her forehead, which would seem to indicate she's just been targeted by SWAT. When she starts to swat at it (Get it? Swat?) the dot moves down to her breastesses. Either that dot has a mind of its own, or Cuddy's undergoing some bizarre new fertility procedure. Nah, it's just House playing tag with her funbags.
In the hall, Cuddy confronts House about the laser trick, saying she'd hoped it was just a sniper, because at least then it would've have meant she wasn't dealing with a psycho employee. Since when is it considered psycho to aim laser at your boss? House says the laser pointer won him second place in the "weirdest thing pulled out of a patient's orifice" contest. And she does not want to know what came in first. He will tell her it rhymes with "fuchini." Huh. I was going to guess "fucumber" but that's only because of this girl I once dated in college.
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