Well, he's puking. A lot. And it's probably not the worst first date Cuddy's ever been on, as she banters with him while flushing all his stashed pills. House is doing his best to ignore Amber's taunts and all the shaking and vomiting and first-date nerves, but sees One Last Pill lying on the floor and scrambles for it. Cuddy gets there first.
Game over, man!
I know no one really cares, but, let's check in on our POW back at Mission Control, one last time. Looks like she's... going to be just fine! Except SHE HAZ NO SKINZ!!!, but who's counting? Hey, what about that other nagging subplot, The Case Of What's In The Back Of Cameron's Freezer? Well, after a long day of stopping hearts and starting them again and curing gangrene and junk like that, Chase has no appetite for Cameron's brand of crazy. He puts his dainty foot down and tells he she can call him when she's ready to commit. You go, girl!
Back in Huddy-land, the sun is up and the birds are singing and the rough night is over... and so is Amber. Ding dong etc! Cuddy admits she's had the hots for House going on 20 years now. What was she, 12? Eww. House is showing Cuddy the door when she finally just up and asks him if he wants to kiss her. And then, boys and girls, when a man and a woman love each other very much, but one is passive-aggressive and one is full of self-loathing, and then their coworker commits suicide and one of them says no to drugs... well, let's just say that some very dysfunctional sweet lovin is about to be made.
Can we lose the indie fauxlk music? I believe a "Bow-chicka-wow-wow" is in order.
And as much as I'd like to see more, my stomach is a bit delicate today, so I'll pass. Let's just wait for the obligatory "About last night" episode, hmm? By the time I get this stupid recap posted, it'll be like 5 minutes from now, anyway...
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Comments (5)
Awesome re-cap! i'm starting to enjoy these more than the show itself :P
keep it up! :D
1 of 5 | Posted by KrispyDixie | Posted on May 11, 2009 10:31 PM
I know House is having an off season, but following up a miracle one-night Vicodin detox sans IV or anything, with a sexcapade in the morning is beyond my ability to set logic aside. Come ON.
And Cameron and her sperm requests.. good lord.
2 of 5 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on May 12, 2009 10:41 AM
I have never really liked this show since it started taking itself and House too seriously. But now it is just getting ludicrous--and bad.
But I still love the recaps.
3 of 5 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM
Oh the guys don't "ballet" they "danse." There is the prima ballerina and the premier danseur, I believe.
4 of 5 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM
where are youuuuuuuuuuuu?
5 of 5 | Posted by kissmymanolos | Posted on October 24, 2009 11:47 AM