House goes to ask the POW if they have a garden at home. Nope. Window box? Nope. Potted plants? Nope. Uh-oh. Last chance. Did he ever buy his wife flowers? Once, after missing an anniversary dinner. Bingo! (For House. I got mine 20 minutes ago.) He has some disease that he got from being stuck by a rose thorn. Remember how he hates commercially-grown flowers? Reverse irony is even cooler than forwards irony! Which reminds me of a Simpsons quote:
TEEN 1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
TEEN 2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
TEEN 1: I don't even know anymore.
OK, that takes care of Captain Planet, so House is off to go fix Camerase. She goes to find him in the locker room, says she found the ring, and asks him to ask her to marry him. Chase lets her twist for about half a Seacrest, then gets down on his knee. Closing montage time! Wilson and House eat junk food together, the newly engaged couple goes to tell Cuddy the good news (and she looks super relieved), and House plays some Randy Newman tune on piano and harmonica. He's interrupted by... the ghost of Amber, who snuggles up and says he's not losing it after all.

Did someone say manipulative bitch?
So they're getting pretty good at the closing scenes, huh? The last three or so have been gut-punchers. Did they hire someone away from Lost?
Sorry to make you guys wait a couple extra days this week!
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Comments (4)
That "Randy Newman tune"....was Georgia on my Mind...I'm not sure if Randy Newman has done that one...though he probably has because everybody has at some point or another.
1 of 4 | Posted by tracy831 | Posted on April 18, 2009 3:05 PM
Great recap, Copyhacker. I missed the very end (dvr issues). Did Amber really make an appearance? To House? Hmmmm...
2 of 4 | Posted by zbird | Posted on April 18, 2009 4:14 PM
Thanks for the Captain Planet references! I was the only one (I knew of) who liked that cartoon... (wind, water, fire, earth, heart) and I appreciate your bringing it to your recap! As you say, LULZ!
3 of 4 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on April 19, 2009 9:08 AM
tracy831: So it is! And I live next door in SC, so I should've recognized it. Hmm, wonder if "Georgia" = Amber?
4 of 4 | Posted by Copyhacker | Posted on April 19, 2009 7:19 PM