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With the patient, creepy doctor dude explains the hormone is to test the thyroid, and then he says he's a plastic surgeon and he can remove a mole she has. She declines, and then he says that she's not telling them why she's actually sick. I think he's mainly concerned with them having to hide everything they're doing, but he really has no say in the situation. It's House's job to accuse people of things, not creepy doctor's. Weird-looking blond doctor asks young doctor dude what they found in her home, and woman pilot is surprised they were there. Then as they're talking, she starts seeing weird colors again. Then she gets out of bed and she does her best impression of a junkie needing a fix before she runs out of the room.

Ms. Houston, we've got a problem.

Well House shows up, and he's been paged. The woman has run into the hospital chapel and locked herself in after her latest psychotic attack. House asks why he was called, since he's only got one good leg, so he can't possibly break the door down. He starts walking away until creepy doctor reminds him if they break the door down, security gets involved and they have to file her name. So House tells them to extort her to get her out. Young dude can't do it, and he makes some pretty weak attempts to do so. However, creepy doctor is up to the task. While he's doing that, House sees Cameron (yes!) downstairs. His staring is interrupted as the woman comes out, and she's freaking out. They sedate her, but as soon as they do, buzzkill Cuddy shows up asking who the patient is.

I thought I banned Whitney Houston from this hospital!

So now Cuddy walks into the classroom and asks who the patient is. No one will talk because no one knows. But young doctor dude was in her house, and he can't wait to tattle. Cuddy then goes to lecture House about the situation, but she won't tell him who told. She does tell him however that they have to do everything on record now. Then House makes a comment about staring at her boobs. Apparently that still doesn't need to be documented. Which is good because I don't have time for that kind of paperwork either.

House walks back into the classrom and young doctor dude is fired. He asks if Cuddy told on him, and House says he knows it's him because old dude is asleep, and accent woman isn't going to risk her visa. Also weird-looking blond woman has been pointing at him. So out goes young doctor dude. They discuss symptoms, and Kal says that weird-looking blond has patient data on her PDA, which is against the rules. House then fires Kal for tattling. Sad trombone! Out goes Kal, and House tells the doctors that they need to keep doing tests without charting anything. He gives them an hour to figure out how to get that done.

He goes into Wilson's office, this time asking him what Cameron is doing at the hospital. He's also pretending like he's after information on how to test for liver cancer without consent. Wilson still thinks it's repressed guilt causing the visions. House asks why he would hallucinate Cameron having blond hair, and Wilson says he's obviously merging Cameron and Chase together. Of course, she'll be black the next time House sees her, still with blond hair though I think. Wilson says it can't be her because she followed Chase to Arizona, they're engaged, and they put an offer on a place. He knows because he just got a call from her, and her Arizona area code, and as he dials the number, House ends the call. Ok, enough proof, he gets it. Wilson then goes on to psychoanalyze House a little, saying that he thinks House will only hire people he doesn't like so he won't get too attached to them. He also uses the word stress, which gives House an idea. Back to the classroom!

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Last Comment: mmmeg on Oct 8, 2007 08:53 PM.