Creepy is busy being a doctor, and by that I mean he's staring at Cuddy while she's working. Cut throat comes up and asks him if he's participating in the challenge, and then they talk strategy about getting Cuddy's panties off. "Can't keep her panties on if they're wet," comes from cut throat. That's for sure. I suppose there could be worse things than an episode focused on panties. They decide to either form an alliance, or creepy will win and allow cut throat to convince him to let her stay. So they walk up, creepy fake trips or cut throat pushes him, failing to spill on Cuddy, and then cut throat asks to help Cuddy in the clinic.
Kal reports his findings of nothing to Foreman because he's scared to talk to House. So Foreman recommends checking the magician's lungs. Cut throat calls the clinic to get Cuddy to the nurses station, and she tries to set off the sprinklers with a cigarette. That fails, so she uses her lighter. She goes out to find Cuddy, who isn't there. Cuddy and creepy are outside of the clinic, bone dry, and fully pantied.
Kal is about to do some scan on the magician, and they talk about the magician being or not being sick, and Kal has no sense of humor since his job is on the line. The magician says if he's a little sick, it would be great for Kal, and when they slide him into the machine, he starts screaming in pain. He's got some sort of bruise on his side. Suddenly he's bleeding internally. Now that's a magic trick.
Kal and cute woman report to House, and Kal says they know it's not nothing. He hands the results to cute woman, who drops them and gets flustered, and this is made to look important. Then creepy clears his throat and pulls out a black thong he claims is Cuddy's. House says it's not hers, and he says that Cuddy's wearing a red bra, meaning the downstairs would match. Also, cut throat is wearing a black bra, and she refuses to hike up or hike down her skirt, so House discerns that the two are working together. And, more importantly, cut throat is going commando. Foreman ruins the mood by trying to get everyone to focus back on the magician, and he says when cut throat stops wearing clothes, then he'll focus on her. Damn he is hard to please. House asks if they ever considered how the magician was going to get out of the water tank, and he takes Kal with him to go ask. As they walk out, Kal winks at cut throat, and she looks rather disgusted and perhaps even terrified, which I think is great.
No, I don't need another pearl necklace, thank you.
They walk into surgery where the internal bleeding is getting repaired. There were lacerations in the intestine. House walks up, reaches in and pulls out a key, and he tells Kal to get lost. But still, how did the key get there?! Magic!
House cleans the key, and drops it in front of the magician after he's out of surgery. The MRI magnet ripped the key out when it was turned on, causing the bleeding. Damn, what a magic trick that was. The magician asks where Kal is, and House says he's gone. Then they argue about magic, and tricks being something whores do for money or cocaine, and illusions are real magic. Then the magician does a card trick, er, illusion, for House, and at the conclusion, when House is amazed, his nose starts gushing blood. But there's not really any rush to stop it as we go to commercial. Maybe the blood was part of the illusion too.
Coke head?
Everybody is in House's conference room as he says the magician really is sick. Black doctor asks about the underwear challenge, and House says it's on hold. Then black doctor busts out a red thong. Out of his pocket, he's not wearing it or anything. Or, he may be, but the one we see is out of his pocket. Everyone looks at cut throat, who then stands up and proves she's wearing underwear today (not in the fun way) but House still thinks black doctor is lying, so he gets them back on track. Creepy mentions cocaine being a possible cause for this stuff, so House sends he and Kal to check out the magician's house, black doctor and cut throat biopsy the valves around the magician's heart, and it's time for a little one-on-one between House and cute woman. Please ask to see her underwear. Please.
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Comments (1)
I don't have any inside info, but I'm hoping creepy doctor goes.
I'm in favor of gratuitus shots of women's body gifts. It's one of the things that makes House who he is. (And makes darn good TV).
Thanks for the recap.
Incidently, the actor playing the magician was a regular on Crossing Jordan, playing a doctor.
1 of 1 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 26, 2007 1:24 PM