Remember when she dropped the results of the test? House gives her a hypothetical situation asking why someone would do that. He thinks she has a condition and wants her checked out, but she refuses to. House somehow accepts that and she walks out, and this isn't the last we'll hear of this.
Kal and creepy, in the magician's house, find pot, which doesn't explain the symptoms, but it would be irresponsible to leave it there. Creepy finds rabbits, which could cause some bacterial infection that would explain the symptoms. House walks into the magician's room, and wants to know how he did the trick. The magician wants to know what House is putting into his IV, but House won't tell unless he knows the trick. House does a little trick of his own, and then the magician does a trick with House's vicodin that he's stolen out of House's bottle in his pocket. House gets sick of playing around, so he tells the magician that he's got an infection from his rabbits and they put him on antibiotics so he'll be better in a few days.
House then goes to pick up some more vicodin, since the magician made them all "disappear." He sees Cuddy, and he throws the pill-bottle onto the ground. She picks them up, and as she does so, House (and I) stare at her ass. She's not wearing underwear according to House, and he can tell because of her tight skirt. He says he could see her IUD as well. I could not. Then he asks if she's seen black doctor, and she starts blushing. House looks around amazed.
Jane, you ignorant slut!
The next day he finds himself on the elevator with black doctor and asks how he did it. Black doctor won't tell though. Everyone gathers around to give the results from the previous day. The magician doesn't have rabbit disease, and he's got bleeding around his heart. Creepy accuses black doctor of botching a biopsy, and House says that black doctor now has everyone's fate in his hands. They discuss diseases, and House notices cute woman write something, then struggle with shaking hands to get the cap back on her pen. At least he won't have to worry about her going to surgery. House tells them to find where he's hiding his cancer.
Black doctor slides the magician into the MRI machine, but beforehand, the magician pretends to be clairvoyant and says he's going to die at this time tomorrow. As black doctor sits down, cut throat asks black doctor who will be nominated for firing. She gives him this spiel about being one of the best doctors around, even though it's not true. She seems to get this look of self-satisfaction as she finishes. Black doctor, who's been doing actual work while she's been rambling, discovers a strange spot. The magician is bleeding all over! Damnit, this guy is fantastic!
Back in the classroom, everyone is discussing the new discovery. Cut throat sucks up to black doctor's bad idea, and House tries to predict everyone's pager going off. No dice. Foreman then looks at the chart and says that everything seems to fit for amyloidosis. Isn't that always a possible illness, but it never is? Anyways, about 5 seconds after Foreman suggests this, everybody's pager goes off. The patient's seizing. Man, his timing is impeccable. This magician is seriously amazing.
Black doctor and Kal are given the job of stabilizing the patient. Kal asks who he's going to keep, and black doctor says he'll keep whoever deserves to be there. Kal says that's dumb, and he also says that cut throat is a racist. At the conclusion of all of this, the magician starts to seize again. Ok, he lost me with that one. Not impressed.
Yawn.
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Comments (1)
I don't have any inside info, but I'm hoping creepy doctor goes.
I'm in favor of gratuitus shots of women's body gifts. It's one of the things that makes House who he is. (And makes darn good TV).
Thanks for the recap.
Incidently, the actor playing the magician was a regular on Crossing Jordan, playing a doctor.
1 of 1 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 26, 2007 1:24 PM