Cut throat and creepy both think it could still be lupus, so they go to tattle to Cameron. Ahh, Cameron. She's not going to sell Foreman out, and cut throat sucks up to her. It works, and Cameron gives them a clue. So now SRB's fever is dropping, but they're not sure which treatment worked. Cut throat and creepy snuck in and gave the woman lupus treatment in addition to the MS treatment she was given. Foreman is pissed, and as he's ranting, Biff calls the doctors into SRB's room. Suddenly her legs are numb, and she doesn't think she can even move them. Dun dun dun, ominous stares around the room...

House is in the room with sick CIA guy, and he's eating. The vitals are stabilizing, meaning Sydney was right. House makes a semi-lewd comment to sexy lady doctor, and she pretends to be offended, but you totally know she wasn't. They mention that House is cheery for being proven wrong, but he says he's being proven right. Patient hasn't puked in 6 hours, but House is eating his lunch, so there's nothing in there to puke. Aside from that, treating pancreatitis only involves withholding nutrients and antibiotics. Also, House stopped the radiation-poison test. So it looks like House was right, and he can now shove it in Sydney's face. Except, oops, sick guy isn't responding.

Foreman is still pissed at creepy and cut throat, and he's staring down creepy. Kal is trying to get everybody back to the matter at hand, but first Foreman needs to rant. Cut throat sells out Cameron, and cute woman tries, again, to get Foreman back on task. Then he says House is a bad person. It's amazing how easily it is for me to begin hating Foreman. I'm reluctant to like him, but I feel bad for him, and I slowly begin to come around, then boom, he hates on House.

Anyways, they decide to check SRB's house for confirmation of something, and they're going to begin treatment assuming whatever they thinks is wrong is correct. Boring doctor says he thinks it's polio. Everyone treats him like he's crazy, but he says he's seen it. Foreman doesn't go for it, and he tells boring to take a personal day. Then he tells him to go home. Boring doctor says Foreman can't fire him, but Foreman says he can kick boring doctor off his case. See, now I'm terribly torn, so I can't root for either of these guys. And Speed Racer Bitch is obviously a bitch, so I don't even care if they cure her or not.

Sydney is ranting about how unethical House is, but House pulls sick CIA guy's hair, and it doesn't come out in clumps, like it would if he'd been radiation-poisoned. House then says it's blood cancer. Sydney's sticking to his radiation-poisoned guns, but sexy lady doctor says she'll begin treatment for blood cancer because she agrees with House, despite his tactics.

Cameron goes to treat a patient, but it's actually Foreman sitting on the patient's bed. He sent her patient home because she just had a headache. Cameron disagrees with his diagnosis, and they argue a little. Then Foreman says that she taught him a lesson, because messing with other people's patients makes him look like an officious bitch.

Wuss
Diagnosis: Passive Aggression

So Cameron goes to bitch to Chase about it. The less I see of Chase, the more I like him. Chase says he thinks what Foreman did is funny, then they argue about Cameron doing something that House would have done. Then Chase says she's way too involved in House's team to not be involved with his team, so she should let it, and him (House), go.

The CIA patient is stabilizing, so it looks like House was right with blood cancer. Sexy lady doctor makes a torture joke, and you know she totally wants her a piece of House. She says they need to consult an oncologist, so House gives Wilson a call. Wilson doesn't believe House is at CIA HQ, so House tells him to call the HQ and give them the room extension. While they wait, House offers sexy lady doctor a position on his penis. He meant staff of course, but it's not as funny. And gizza-gazza just doesn't make as much sense. She declines, and she mentions that she knows everyone recently left his staff en masse. Then Wilson calls back, gives the dose, and he gets nervous that the CIA has done a background check on him. He must have something to hide, but it's not the heroin he brought back from Afghanistan like House says it is.

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Comments (6)

giffordsaz:

I will miss House when they run out of written episodes...
and yeah, I am tired of the wannabe's.... I think he will keep new doctor and pretty girl and morman guy.....

giffordsaz:

I will miss House when they run out of written episodes...
and yeah, I am tired of the wannabe's.... I think he will keep new doctor and pretty girl and morman guy.....

Memememe:

At my house, we call Kal Kumar. He was in Harold & Kumar. And btw, I think it's Harold who's on Ugly Betty right now.

The new sexy lady doctor used to be a doctor on ER. So feel free to call her Dr. Cleo Finch if you can't think of anything else.

Bad plotlines all around this year, for House. I sure hope they get their head out of their asses after the strike is over.

lilah:

Stuck in South Africa with season 3 repeats. Relying on your recaps to keep me going.

Sorry you hate Foreman; I like him loads, though he can be pretty anal. Still hating Cameron shouldn't she just keep her nose in the ER where it belongs, and where I spent three days last week.

One good thing about season 3 repeats this is the House I love, none of this "houslings" crap!!! Let's fire all of them except Kal, he can replace Cameron......

fire@will:

Like the CIA doctor. Keep her and cute doctor and make excuses for them to wear revealing clothes (House day dreaming would be fine with me). Keep Cutty, but replace every other character, including all three former Houslings - but especially Foreman. Boring at times; always annoying.

Another fine recap!

Treadingonme:

I really don't want to hate Foreman, but he's such a prick. Also, it's so much better to watch old episodes because I like the rapport everyone had back then, and Foreman was so likeable then. I'll always love Cameron, but am I alone in thinking Chase is kind of cool now?

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