October 19, 2008

I Love Money: Reunited and It Feels White Trash

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This week on the I Love Money reunion, it's really obvious that some of these girls need an attitude adjustment! I just wish there was a place for them to go, say a place where they could learn some charm. If there ever is such a place, I sure hope VH1 thinks to promote it.

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October 12, 2008

I Love Money: The Whiner Takes It All

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This week on I Love Money, the episode is as long as Midget Mac's wang! Which is ironic, to say the least.

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September 28, 2008

I Love Money: Whoresing Around

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This week on I Love Money, we find out what happened on that suspenseful cliffhanger! You know, the one that was spoiled instantly if you watched VH1 at all during the week? Yeah! I'm all aflutter!

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September 21, 2008

I Love Money: Pole Slaw

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This week on I Love Money, we start seeing a damn lot of ads for Rock of Love Girls: Charm School 2. I'm as excited about this show as anyone ever could be, but they skanked the girls up really hard for the opening photoshoot. I mean, Heather, really? Really? One of my beloved commenters, itchy, noted that Heather seems so tired on I Love Money. I absolutely agree, and here she looks tired and 47. Additionally, her whole soul is dead. I can't wait!

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September 6, 2008

I Love Money: Salival of the Fittest

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This week on I Love Money, the challenge is so earth-shatteringly gross I gagged many times while discussing it! This was charming to everyone near me, as I wrote most of this recap in a train station. Hello, world! Enjoy my mucous!

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August 29, 2008

I Love Money: Stab Wound

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Previously on I Love Money, Rodeo rode on home and we found out there are no more teams. No more teams?! How will we ever cope? Find out after the jump!

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August 24, 2008

I Love Money: The Comeback Kids

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Greetings, gasmii! I'm finding that I worry every week that I Love Money is going to lose its gusto along the way, that maybe this week won't be as terribly good. What the hell would we do then, right? Not to worry though, every week I'm completely delighted that this show will never run out of steam! Let's not waste any more time - we need to get right into things.

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August 16, 2008

I Love Money: Take a Chance on Me

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We're back for another week of I Love Money! I love this show for so very many reasons, but one of the main reasons is that it feels never-ending in a totally good way. These are the reality TV all-stars, they don't have to give us any of their time! But we've got them for about seven more weeks and I could not be more stoked. More I Love Money! More tatas for one and for all!

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August 9, 2008

I Love Money: Crocodile Tears

***Letter From the Editor:ChickBomb's real life has taken over and become too busy, so please give a warm round of applause to your new I Love Money recapper, BaileyQuarters!!

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Greetings, Gasmii! Faithful readers of the I Love Money recaps know this is ChickBomb's territory, but since she needed to take a break for a bit, I'll be filling in! I know I have some big shoes to fill, but hopefully we'll all get along. Considering I sadly view I Love Money as the reality TV jackpot, I think this'll go just fine!

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July 26, 2008

I Love Money: Chance Ain't No Homo. Tell a Friend

Hello dolls and welcome back to another crud filled episode of I Love Money! But let's do housekeeping before we begin. First of all, I think I was way off on the cast list for Rock of Love Charm School. I have failed you with my faulty Googling. So if anyone has the correct list, please do share!

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Grandma Rodeo 3.0

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September 5, 2008:Shear Genius: Epilogue - Thirty Questions With Charlie Price
August 29, 2008:Shear Genius: Finale - A 'Do And A Don't Together!
August 23, 2008:Shear Genius: Double, Double, Toils And Troubles!
August 17, 2008:Shear Genius: Chirruns & Kinfolks & Stylists & Chubs! (Part 1)
:Shear Genius: Chirruns & Kinfolks & Stylists & Chubs! (Part 2)
August 9, 2008:Shear Genius: Bitches Cutting Bitches' Bitches!
August 2, 2008:Shear Genius: Rainbows & Angels (a.k.a. Gaybos vs. Lesbos)
July 30, 2008:Shear Genius: When Being A Drag Queen Would Come In Handy
July 20, 2008:Shear Genius - Yes, Darling, you TOO can have this colour... it's called "Bloody Meredith" (Part 2)
July 19, 2008:Shear Genius - Yes, Darling, you TOO can have this colour... it's called "Bloody Meredith" (Part 1)
July 13, 2008:Shear Genius: (Part 2) Everything In The Universe Reminds Me Of Matthew's Wife
:Shear Genius: Everything In The Universe Reminds Me Of Matthew's Wife
July 7, 2008:Shear Genius: When Life Hands You Really Bitter Sour Oranges, Make A Strong Screwdriver
July 3, 2008:Shear Genius: Exit Interview - ...Oshun's Fifteen (are thankfully up)...
July 2, 2008:Shear Genius: I've Never Seen Such a Butcher Job!