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Then it's Tailor Made's turn. He takes off running for 20 Pack's body, but he grabs Cali's instead. He and It are really masters at this activity, but surprisingly Tailor Made makes the throw! That means Cali's down one dummy, and Tailor Made's ego is up by about 5,000. Buckwild is next in line, and she wants to grab Tailor Made, It, or Ice. Unfortunately she grabs one of the Craig dolls, and she doesn't make the throw anyway. Good work all around, Buckwild! Not sad at all.

Myammee decides to target 20 Pack, but her boobs get in the way of running to his body. She manages to grab 20 Pack's dummy anyway, although she has to splay her tits across her chest in the process. She launches the dummy in time though, and...commercial break! It's sad that I'm feeling actual anticipation about what might go down when the show comes back. His body is still airborne when we return, but it falls just outside of the target zone, so Myammee loses one of her dummies.

For Cali's turn, she's in a precarious situation. If she misses a shot, she's the Dead Last Loser. If she successfully goes for Myammee, however, Myammee is the Dead Last Loser. Anything could happen! Or there's like two significant outcomes, but whatevs. She grabs Myammee's dummy and takes off running, but her toss doesn't quite make it. Cali's the Dead Last Loser! She's automatically placed in the strongbox, so woe is she.

Finally it's Saaphyri's turn, and if there's anyone in the world who can heft a body in the air, you know it's gotta be her. She goes for It because she's completely friggin' retarded, but it's an unsuccessful launch. Then it's Prancer's turn! She decides she won't check to see which dummy is which; she'll just grab any ol' one. I don't even need to explain why this is ridiculous, right? Is it not obvious she'll pick someone in her alliance?

It mumbles, "That's me!" as his body gets crushed. With that, It is out of the competition. He's very upset he doesn't get to throw anything else, which is really the heart of this challenge. During Ice's turn, she runs straight for 20 Pack, remembering where his body was from Myammee's attempt. She pulls it off and 20 Pack is eliminated! His dummy shatters into a million little pieces, and he's banished like James Frey.

Angelique steps up for her turn, grabbing Myammee's dummy. Shockingly, she is ridiculously successful. She runs quickly and throws the body right into the center of the target, which genuinely makes no sense to me. How is Angelique tied for first place right now? Blasphemy! With that in mind, it's time for Tailor Made to run again, so he trots to Angelique's dummy. She is le pissed, especially when he destroys her. C'est la vie!

Buckwild chooses Prancer's and throws it at the bus. Literally, she pelts the side of the bus with the mannequin body. Prancer's plastic limbs fall apart, but since it's not done in the designated manner, it counts against Buckwild. That's two strikes, so she's done! Saaphyri fails in the exact same way, eliminating herself as well. That means the Former Green Alliance needs Angelique to pull off the win, so...they've essentially lost this round.

Ice is up next, anticlimactically choosing Angelique's and eliminating her. Goodbye, Former Green Alliance! This means the Paymaster will either be Prancer, Tailor Made, or Ice. For Prancer's next turn, she grabs Tailor Made's body, but doesn't quite throw it far enough. She loses one of her dummies, and then Tailor Made chooses Ice, eliminating one of hers too. The girls each have one, but Tailor Made has two dolls left, so this next round is crucial now!

Ice guns for Tailor Made, but her launch is awful. Ice is out! That leaves Tailor Made and Prancer as the final two.

Prancer knocks out one of Tailor Made's dummies during her turn, which is actually kind of surprising. I wouldn't have been shocked if she threw her own body under the bus for the sake of time. Regardless, that means Tailor Made's throw will determine the fate of the challenge. If he makes his shot, he's Paymaster! If he misses, Prancer wins! It's genuinely not that exciting, even though this challenge is fairly awesome!

Tailor Made races to her body, which includes hopping over a barricade in the queerest manner possible. Then he tosses the mannequin and makes the shot! Tailor Made is Paymaster! The opposing alliance wails and rends their garments as a result.

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