Testimonials

When everyone gets back to the house, Tailor Made immediately sets off to talk with Saaphyri. He says she's indebted to him, but somehow I really doubt she feels the same way. He proposes that she vote 20 Pack into the box, and she shrugs and says, "I don't care," but I'm pretty sure that's just editing. The producers want us to think Saaphyri's a fake bitch, and while she is, she isn't in these circumstances. Still, she's a total whore when she bones It and then tries to destroy his dummy. I'm just sayin'! Anyway, in confessional she says she'll tell Tailor Made anything he wants to hear. Then we cut back to her saying, "If I vote for 20, what are you going to give me?" This leads into some weird, unpleasant flirting. She wants to know what kind of breasts he enjoys -- ones like hers, or little ones? It's awkward when he replies, "Male ones."

Elsewhere in the house, the rest of the Former Green Alliance brainstorms ways to keep 20 Pack out of the box. Unfortunately their ideas are like, "Don't vote for him and maybe others will do the same." Helpful! 20 Pack sets off to chat with Saaphyri, and he asks if she sees this as a chance to get rid of him. She denies it, of course, because she's dumb but not stupid. She asks who he'd like to see in the box, so he suggests Ice and Prancer. Clearly that's a cop-out. Those folks will probably not make it in there, let alone ever be evicted by Tailor Made, but nice try!

Saaphyri tells him he's ridiculous and asks for a better answer. Then they go back and forth for a while, like, "Who do you think? Well, who do you think?" I guess it would be easiest if they'd both say each other, but they pussyfoot around it until they just give up on the conversation. In confessional, 20 Pack tells us he has to play for himself now, as if there were any question about it before.

Meanwhile, Tailor Made corners Cali to discuss 20 Pack's potential nomination. He understands that Cali and 20 Pack are close, so he'd never ask her to vote that way...but if she wants to, that'd be swell. He decides she should abstain from voting, in hopes of creating a stalemate. I don't know why this would be a better plan for her - isn't he basically saying that whether she votes or not, 20 Pack is going in the box? Tailor Made tries to explain why this would be a good idea, and it's something about how she's not voting for anyone, so she's not committing suicide. Finally he assures her she'll be safe as long as she doesn't vote for any members of his alliance, and she says she understands. Then she frowns and asks if he can repeat that one more time.

Later on, the TMA gathers to talk about more of the same. Myammee reminds Tailor Made to put 20 Pack in the box in the case of a stalemate, which is completely delightful. Of all people to forget that plan, would Tailor Made really be one of them? He cheerfully states that 20 Pack will go in the box no matter what, since Cali's on their side and nothing could ever possibly go wrong. Methinks some foreshadowing taketh place here.

We cut to the next morning, when 20 Pack continues to sense he's in trouble. He's worried Tailor Made is out to get him, but more than anything, he's worried about It. He says It is stronger than all of the TMA except Ice, which...what? Admittedly the TMA has a lot of ladies up in there, but still, that's a lofty claim. 20 Pack thinks he should convince Tailor Made to send It home. Then 20 Pack can become Paymaster and save Tailor Made, and he'll work for them to save Cali. If this sounds complicated, it's because it is. Cali is convinced regardless, so at least there's that!

Time for the vault ceremony! All the losers pile inside, and the ceremony begins by dropping Cali's check in the box. Then the houseguests have 15 minutes to decide on the other two nominees. Saaphyri begins the voting with 20 Pack, who receives votes from Ice, Myammee, Prancer and It. It and Myammee both get five votes from Saaphyri, Cali, 20 Pack, Buckwild and Angelique. That's majority! Of course, by putting these two folks in the box, Cali has essentially ensured she's going home. Way to go, lady!

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