A screaming match ensues, so Craig interrupts to bring some order. He'll re-do the voting ceremony, and if there's still a stalemate, then Tailor Made will be the deciding vote. Essentially this gives Cali a chance to undo what she just did, but whatevskies, we'll see if she's smart enough to notice.
During the re-vote, Saaphyri, Buckwild, 20 Pack and Angelique get four votes from the TMA. Prancer gets zero votes from anyone, because Prancer is the light of everyone's life.
It and Myammee each get five votes from the Former Green Alliance, which means they're the nominees and Cali made no effort to correct her mistake. Awesome! Craig brings Tailor Made into the vault, and Tailor Made is confused. How could his beloved Cali betray him? He's so pissed awf! He quickly determines that Cali has to go home now, but he nods politely when Craig tells him there will still be a Power Outing.
After the vault, 20 Pack and Cali talk game. 20 Pack says he's saved Tailor Made on numerous occasions, which apparently include a couple on I Love New York, although I have no idea what those would be. Didn't New York do most of the heavy lifting on that show? Strange. Anyway, 20 Pack thinks Tailor Made owes him something now, so he's positively delighted by the outcome of the vault. Now he'll convince Tailor Made to eliminate It! Alternately, Cali can go home and no one will really care that much.
For Cali's sake, 20 Pack at least pretends to care. He offers suggestions on how they can team up with the TMA. For example, Cali will tell Tailor Made that he's losing one person but gaining two. Surely that will sway him! With that, she joins Tailor Made & Co. for the Power Outing.
Their Outing is at a tennis court, where they're expected to actually play tennis. What an offensive idea - physical activity, can you imagine?! Their host asks them if they like tennis, and Myammee enthusiastically replies, "No!" On the other hand, It loves tennis. He's a tennis pro! He was the best in his school! It seems that maybe his school called golf "tennis" though, because otherwise there's no excuse for how he actually performs.
His vigorous ball-swatting causes his glasses to fall off and shatter all over the tennis court. That's the most exciting part of this seven-minute tennis montage, although he also tries to doink Cali.
The whole scene is like when there's a homeless person sitting next to you on the bus, and you have to pretend you're both deaf and blind so as not to encourage interaction. Everyone does their best to ignore him until it's time for lunch, but then Tailor Made has to force conversation with everyone.
He asks Cali to state her case, and she replies, "Basically...the votes, um...if you do keep me, I feel like I could, basically...you know how." For sure. I wish Prancer could pop in to start rapping about how "You know what I know!" Instead, Cali just babbles for all eternity. In confessional, Tailor Made punctuates all of Cali's statements with "Cali's an idiot," and that seems fairly appropriate. She yammers about nothing until it's time for the solo session, during which Tailor Made obviously has to choose Cali. Gah.
She asks to move closer to him, in a thinly veiled attempt to flirt. I find Tailor Made to be the most asexual person ever, so it's weird that these ladies are trying to do the do. She goes on to explain that she could probably win Paymaster once or twice, assuming everyone else loses all their limbs, and promises 20 Pack will work for him. Tailor Made admits it's a good point as the show cuts to a commercial break, before which they show:
I know they're not saying who goes home or anything, but dag, VH1 is ridiculous. At least we know we'll get to see Myammee and her lingerie for one more week!
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Comments (10)
Cali who?
1 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 8, 2009 12:21 AM
I think the elimination of Cali will really shake up the show now. Because without her there won't be any... uh... I mean she always was good for... um...
Who is Cali again?
2 of 10 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on April 8, 2009 2:43 AM
Yeah Cali's speech to Tailor Made is kinda how I felt about her -"Basically...the votes, um...if you do keep me, I feel like I could, basically...you know how." Yep, that's exactly how I felt about Cali leaving. lol
At 1st when u put up the pic of the spoiler alert, I was like what and then I realized what u meant VH1 already showed It & Cali as the last 2 ppl so Myamee already got her check before they showed it. Even as I'm typing this I'm making no sense kinda like the show.
Bailey Quarters, who do u want to see win - is it still Prancer? I know u don't like him but I want It to win throw it in these ppl faces who thinks he's stupid which he probably is but still!!!
3 of 10 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 8, 2009 10:13 AM
Man I really hate this show yet I DVR it every week....what's wrong with me?!?! (rhetorical question - I beg of you not to answer - :))
4 of 10 | Posted by smolls | Posted on April 8, 2009 11:39 AM
I don't know if TMA is "Alliance Smart" but the other guys alliance sure is "Alliance Dumb".
5 of 10 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on April 9, 2009 3:49 PM
This was too much episode just for Cali's tap-warm ass to go home.
Two things I need to get off my firm, perky chest...wait....
Ok. I stopped laugh/crying. I may be friggin twisted and some therapist will be making crazy money off my ass but I think Tailor Made is a cutie. I like nerdy guys with a bit of a brain. Not like Mr. Boston. That guy wasn't a nerd he was a geek.
The other, but not so crazy, thing is why hasn't anyone on this show made a big deal about how unbelievably HAWT Myamee is? That he/she Hoops got a friggin mariage proposal last season and this girl...not one stalker. Why come?
6 of 10 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 9, 2009 9:43 PM
Because she is a skank?
7 of 10 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on April 10, 2009 3:10 AM
Why is she Myammee anymore skankier than Buckwild or Safari (I don't care) and they both got more play?
And Frenchie? Dayum! Milf was accused of being a man? Well, then Frenchie was her Dad... and again at least she got to tongue-rape 20.
8 of 10 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 11, 2009 6:40 PM
Here are my answers to those questions. Clearly only my opinion. :D
1. Myammee takes herself REALLY seriously. She THINKS that she is the shit. She isn't. Buckwild knows she is ridiculous and plays it up. Angelique does too. Even Safari does (though I do think that she thinks she is better looking than she actually is).
2. Myammee has absolutely no sense of humor. In fact, she is boring as f**k. The other three are fun even if they border on the ridiculous at times.
3. She outright copied Megan's shtick thinking it would get her more airtime. It really hasn't. That's because Megan, even though she was a bitch, was interesting. It wasn't just T&A.
I guess what it boils down to is that looks aren't everything. Someone may want to have sex with Myammee but she doesn't offer anything to keep them around afterwards. Hoops showed some class. Myammee has yet to do that.
9 of 10 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on April 12, 2009 2:57 AM
bigjr6633: I'm kind of torn on who I want to win! I enjoy Myammee's ridiculous ass, but I still love Prancer, although I don't know that she's really done anything to deserve the win at this point. Myammee seems like she'd at least throw down, and that's totally worth something in my book.
Snootchy Bootches: "Because she is a skank?" Love it!
As always, you guys are the best. Thank you for sitting through this drivel with me every week!!
10 of 10 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on April 12, 2009 10:56 PM