After the break, the Former Green Alliance pulls Tailor Made in for a conversation. 20 Pack explains that Cali put herself on the line for him, which is a true example of loyalty to her alliance. In return, Tailor Made should screw over his alliance and change sides. Seems fair! 20 Pack says that if it weren't for him, Tailor Made would've never gotten to stay in this competition, so it's really just fair. Tailor Made sees their point, and he interviews that working with 20 Pack could be a coup. Shamefully that makes me recite lyrics from Legally Blonde the Musical in my head, but I feel like Tailor Made is doing the very same thing.
Time for the elimination ceremony! Myammee is dressed for success.
I think I said I wouldn't take screenshots of Myammee's lingerie anymore, but I'm sorry, when you're wearing lingerie and touching your vagina, it's hard to ignore. Her vagina feels relatively confident going into eliminations, but Tailor Made is less sure. If he saves Cali, he feels like he's guaranteed a spot in the final three due to 20 Pack. It is a good friend though, so there's a tough choice ahead of him.
In a move that VH1 didn't spoil at all before, Myammee receives the first check! Tailor Made thanks her for acting as his personal stylist, to which half the cast cackles in the background. Gee, I wonder why? It takes a bit before they can compose themselves, so Tailor Made has time to ponder his decision.
He calls It and Cali forward at the same time. He addresses that It's been a loyal friend to him since the start, whereas Cali is kind of a stranger who'd like to have sex with him. That's rather tempting, as is her offer to team up with 20 Pack, so clearly he's not going to void her check! The Former Green Alliance goes wild with delight!
But wait - Tailor Made isn't going to void her check, but that doesn't mean she's staying. Instead, Prancer will void Cali's check! Cali's going home! The Former Green Alliance consecutively shits their pants.
Angelique looks like she was just in a terrible car wreck, but I guess that describes this show well enough! Tailor Made calls Prancer forward. Prancer says she saved Cali once before, and she told her how to stay safe today. Since Cali didn't listen, Prancer has no choice but to void her check. With that, Cali's out! It sings a song for Cali's departure whilst wearing a cape. So, there's that.
On the next I Love Money, 20 Pack tries to appeal to the TMA, and the contestants play a challenge called Bed Hopping!
What say you? Were you surprised by Tailor Made's elimination shake-up? Do you care at all that Cali is gone? Leave your thoughts!
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Comments (10)
Cali who?
1 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 8, 2009 12:21 AM
I think the elimination of Cali will really shake up the show now. Because without her there won't be any... uh... I mean she always was good for... um...
Who is Cali again?
2 of 10 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on April 8, 2009 2:43 AM
Yeah Cali's speech to Tailor Made is kinda how I felt about her -"Basically...the votes, um...if you do keep me, I feel like I could, basically...you know how." Yep, that's exactly how I felt about Cali leaving. lol
At 1st when u put up the pic of the spoiler alert, I was like what and then I realized what u meant VH1 already showed It & Cali as the last 2 ppl so Myamee already got her check before they showed it. Even as I'm typing this I'm making no sense kinda like the show.
Bailey Quarters, who do u want to see win - is it still Prancer? I know u don't like him but I want It to win throw it in these ppl faces who thinks he's stupid which he probably is but still!!!
3 of 10 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 8, 2009 10:13 AM
Man I really hate this show yet I DVR it every week....what's wrong with me?!?! (rhetorical question - I beg of you not to answer - :))
4 of 10 | Posted by smolls | Posted on April 8, 2009 11:39 AM
I don't know if TMA is "Alliance Smart" but the other guys alliance sure is "Alliance Dumb".
5 of 10 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on April 9, 2009 3:49 PM
This was too much episode just for Cali's tap-warm ass to go home.
Two things I need to get off my firm, perky chest...wait....
Ok. I stopped laugh/crying. I may be friggin twisted and some therapist will be making crazy money off my ass but I think Tailor Made is a cutie. I like nerdy guys with a bit of a brain. Not like Mr. Boston. That guy wasn't a nerd he was a geek.
The other, but not so crazy, thing is why hasn't anyone on this show made a big deal about how unbelievably HAWT Myamee is? That he/she Hoops got a friggin mariage proposal last season and this girl...not one stalker. Why come?
6 of 10 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 9, 2009 9:43 PM
Because she is a skank?
7 of 10 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on April 10, 2009 3:10 AM
Why is she Myammee anymore skankier than Buckwild or Safari (I don't care) and they both got more play?
And Frenchie? Dayum! Milf was accused of being a man? Well, then Frenchie was her Dad... and again at least she got to tongue-rape 20.
8 of 10 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 11, 2009 6:40 PM
Here are my answers to those questions. Clearly only my opinion. :D
1. Myammee takes herself REALLY seriously. She THINKS that she is the shit. She isn't. Buckwild knows she is ridiculous and plays it up. Angelique does too. Even Safari does (though I do think that she thinks she is better looking than she actually is).
2. Myammee has absolutely no sense of humor. In fact, she is boring as f**k. The other three are fun even if they border on the ridiculous at times.
3. She outright copied Megan's shtick thinking it would get her more airtime. It really hasn't. That's because Megan, even though she was a bitch, was interesting. It wasn't just T&A.
I guess what it boils down to is that looks aren't everything. Someone may want to have sex with Myammee but she doesn't offer anything to keep them around afterwards. Hoops showed some class. Myammee has yet to do that.
9 of 10 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on April 12, 2009 2:57 AM
bigjr6633: I'm kind of torn on who I want to win! I enjoy Myammee's ridiculous ass, but I still love Prancer, although I don't know that she's really done anything to deserve the win at this point. Myammee seems like she'd at least throw down, and that's totally worth something in my book.
Snootchy Bootches: "Because she is a skank?" Love it!
As always, you guys are the best. Thank you for sitting through this drivel with me every week!!
10 of 10 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on April 12, 2009 10:56 PM