It realizes they can rescind this offer at a later date, but Tailor Made is so joyful about it, he's probably legit about honoring his word. It's weird when people have good intentions on these shows. Once his alliance gives him their approval, Tailor Made asks 20 Pack to join their conversation. 20 Pack is inexplicably wearing a suit at this point, which is delightful. I like the idea of him packing for Mexico and thinking, "Well, I'll need condoms and a suit." How dapper!
Tailor Made tells him the plan: send Buckwild home, win friends and influence people. 20 Pack interviews that the plan could help him in the longrun, but it would also make Saaphyri hate his guts, so it's a crapshoot.
Time for the elimination ceremony! Almost everyone in the TMA is wearing Ed Hardy clothing, which is a boring endorsement, and then there's Myammee in her underpants. Excellent. 20 Pack tells the nominees that he loves them all, and then he cries over how they're a family. Craig asks for the first check recipient anyway, so 20 Pack sniffles Buckwild's name.
She practically skips forward, exclaiming something about how when the ship is sinking, you don't jump the fuck off. It's probably a song lyric we're not cool enough to recognize. She hugs 20 Pack and then pulls back to look in his eyes, and if he were a cartoon, his pupils would have big signs that say, "I'm sending you home, bitch!" He turns his back so he doesn't give it away, but then he tells her he's sorry, her check has to be voided. Surprisingly she's less enthusiastic upon hearing that.
Tailor Made says, "For the first time ever, Buckwild was silent. How sweet that silence was!" Indeed! Buckwild hugs Saaphyri, who is equally shellshocked, and then Buckwild collapses into a heap of tears as she exits the house. Call the medics! Bring on the needles! She encourages everyone to drown as she leaves, which is a sweet sentiment.
Craig asks Saaphyri what's going on in her head, and she says there's nothing in there. This comes as a shock to no one. Then in confessional, she says she'd like to fly up to 20 Pack like a witch and drown him. She and Buckwild are truly a match made in heaven!
Next time, Saaphyri seeks revenge, the challenge involves some kind of weird singing event, and Myammee lectures the TMA on penises and vaginas. That sounds about right.
What say you? Do you think 20 Pack made the right call? Do you think the house will be completely boring with Buckwild gone? Leave your thoughts!
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Comments (4)
Thanks for the recap BQ, I don't know if I can watch the show now that Becky & Entertainer are both gone, seems it will be less wild and entertaining, but at least we still have Frenchie! I hope they can get New York onto I Love Money 3. I also hope that Entertainer and Becky can cross over to VH1's sister network and liven up The Hills a little bit since they need a new star when LC leaves.
1 of 4 | Posted by mentallyretired | Posted on April 13, 2009 4:02 PM
I watched this episode while my bf was trying to read next to me. He was so distracted that he ended up watching the last 20 minutes. When Saaphryi said the thing about "flying up like a witch and drowning" 20 Pack, he turned to me and said, "Where the fuck do they get these people? And when do witches even drown people?????"
2 of 4 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on April 13, 2009 11:13 PM
"Where the fuck do they get these people?" - that tells u that vh1 does great in the casting department. Can u imagine someone like Saaphyri on the Real World or someone like Buckwild on Big Brother?
Anyway, I'm going to miss Buckwild her & Saaphyri make a good team. Buckwild - white trash, Saaphyri - ghetto hoodrat
match made in heaven!!!
3 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 14, 2009 10:11 AM
Very funny recap...thanks for improving my mood!
I just want to second that brilliant suggestion about recasting a show like The Hills with our favorite leftover VH1 famewhores. How cool would that be? They could just keep the same (ahem)script(ahem) in place but the Entertainer and Buckwild would play Speidi. Saaphyri could be LC. Myamee might be a good Stephanie Pratt, etc. I'd sure watch it. In fact, I bet that kind of show could win, like, a Nobel Prize or something!
In the meantime, why do I feel sorry for both Tailor Made and 20-Pack? What the hell is wrong with me? Oh God, I hope I'm not pregnant!
4 of 4 | Posted by LastCall | Posted on April 14, 2009 4:25 PM