This week on I Love Money 2, the contestants bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "wailing on the mic." Or maybe it's just the literal meaning, but I swear I've heard it in the blowjob context a million times on this show!
We open to the Former Green Alliance, and they are not exactly thrilled with 20 Pack! Also, they can barely be called an alliance anymore since most of their players have been sent home. 20 Pack apologizes for what he did to Buckwild, but in confessional he says he's playing the game like he already won it. That makes it doubly funny if he gets sent home in this episode. He tells Saaphyri he kept her so she can rock their next mental challenge, and she just kind of rolls her eyes. If the drama at hand is because he kept Saaphyri over Buckwild and she's mad at that...then her priorities are in order indeed.
20 Pack explains that as long as one person from their alliance is Paymaster, they'll be guaranteed to send home someone from the opposing group. Never mind that this is glaringly obvious; it's comforting! Saaphyri finally consents that she's glad he kept her, but she interviews that all she wants is to send him home. Yay, keeping your eye on the prize!
In their bedroom, the TMA celebrates Buckwild's departure. Tailor Made can't believe she left without yelling at them, but I feel like he often celebrates occasions where people don't shout in his face, so this is old hat.
In between praises, Tailor Made points out that their deal really isn't advantageous to 20 Pack. They agreed to save him for one week, but no more. Myammee counters that they're fucked if 20 Pack becomes Paymaster. Apparently when the TMA struck that deal with him, she was busy doing her hair and missed the entire meeting, so she's not cool with the plan. I guess she was less cool with a nappy weave though, so she made the right call.
Luckily for 20 Pack, the TMA isn't really concerned with him whatsoever. They want Saaphyri to go home, and that comes as news to It. Also news to It: daily rituals like bathing, I assume. We cut to a disgusting montage of him kissing both her feet and her vagina, and then footage of her throwing his suitcase on the lawn. True love! He tells us he'll miss her and that he has strong feelings for her, so apparently Saaphyri is the epitome of a good woman.
The next morning, Saaphyri starts to worry about her alliance. It's a good time to do so, since she doesn't really have one at this point. She says she's Head of the Dumb Alliance though, so she sets off to talk with Myammee, possibly to create an even dumber one. Myammee is unironically swinging a banana around as they speak, and she totally isn't trying to be phallic. A lack of dick jokes on a VH1 program? Blasphemy!
Saaphyri mentions that they're both women and she admires Myammee's womanly drive. Then she writes the dyke jokes for me by being like, "You're a cute girl, you know what I'm sayin'?" Yes, Saaphyri's saying she will literally fuck anything to get ahead. Myammee replies, "You just said I was ugly the other day," and well, there's really no getting out of that one. Saaphyri babbles about how people will say anything, and it just kind of proves she's complimenting her in order to suck up really hard. Awkward. When Myammee isn't swayed, Saaphyri shouts, "Why you always gotta be nekked at eliminations?" Myammee's answer is like a chorus of angels: "I can't help that. God made me like this, so don't be mad at me, be mad at God." Oh! Right!
A fight breaks out over whether Myammee is cute or beautiful, and whether or not she looks good in lingerie. This is seriously the most important subject matter on this show, amazing! Saaphyri says she came in trying to be real, but Myammee was trying to be jaded. I don't think she was really being an a-hole to Saaphyri, but in confessional she says, "Maybe she's mad because I float around in lingerie and she's mad that she can't wear lingerie. She has to wear sleepwear." Whether that's being an a-hole or not, it's totally comic gold! Myammee insists Saaphyri leave the room, so Saaphyri lingers and hollers and shows her armpits more than necessary.
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Comments (4)
There's like 2 episodes left & then the reunion - Thank God cause this show seemed like it was going on forever.
I loved that caption under Saaphari - "...the challenge is called Stretch Markers." I want to root for Saaphari too but she so annoying - she's entertaining but she so got damn annoying. I'll miss 20 pack wait, no I won't, hell I don't know -I'm as messed up as this show!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 21, 2009 3:59 PM
i was kinda sad to see 20 pack go only because i think he is super cute...
but oh well he kinda seems like an ass at the same time.
AND loved the reference to luke from amazing race, i happen to think he is such a bitch! he is just like a mean girl...so thanks for that
2 of 4 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:31 AM
Saaphyri is annoying but can still be funny sometimes. Only she would tell off the Paymaster who just saved her and she snatched her check back too.
I agree Luke is a bitch and his mom is helping him to stay that way. Maybe he is watching himself on the show and will learn better.
3 of 4 | Posted by Dreamkeeper | Posted on April 22, 2009 4:23 PM
Why is Safari (I know) talking smack to Miami (who cares) about being nekkid at eliminations when that gross French stripper thing hasn't taken off that string bikini all season???
Also, Frenchie is as stupid as she is foul-looking. Seriously, my eye balls just had the lawyers file the Cease and Desist order this morning. Does she not understand that all the while Safari is screeching and hollering, she is basically saying "You should have sent this mentally retarded Frog home instead of my Bucky!"
4 of 4 | Posted by Uglycutie | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:43 PM