Time for the challenge deets! Craig's picture summons the group downstairs, where he tells everyone to get into their bathing suits. He also says, "Do you hear me loud and clear?" and everyone assumes that's a challenge hint. That's probably true, but considering how often these people talk over each other, Craig could've just been clarifying.
Everyone loads into the van and heads to the challenge. They're met with some kind of elevated disco thing, and somehow that leads Craig to talk about these shows attracting the loudest people. Then we're treated to clips of people being assholes, natch. Craig says loud-mouthing can cause trouble, but today it might get everyone closer to the money! Therefore today's challenge is called Loud Mouth. I would hate these competition names less if he didn't explicitly say them in the challenge description, just FYI. Is there not one intern on this show who can suggest a better name? No? Okay then.
Today's challenge will be a scream-off, so Myammee immediately fears Saaphyri will be Paymaster, which is probably apt. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets; she can scream her face off. Craig tells the contestants that two people will position themselves beneath a microphone and scream as loud and long as they can. Each person must scream at a level of 100 decibels. If someone falls below that level, they'll immediately be dropped from their platform and into the ocean. The Dead Last Loser will be the person who falls below 100 decibels in the fastest time. Their check will automatically be placed in the box. Considering it's week eleven and we still have eight contestants left, I was really hoping the Dead Last Loser would be eliminated on the spot, but so it goes!
Craig draws names, and 20 Pack will scream against Myammee. Angelique will go against It, while Ice competes with Tailor Made. That means the last pair is Saaphyri and Prancer, so...it was nice knowing ya, Prance.
20 Pack and Myammee start things off. Craig introduces them as "the super-cutie versus Myammee," which is delightfully homoerotic. Thanks, Craig! The challenge is mostly uneventful; they stand and they shout, and...that's about it. In confessional, 20 Pack tells us this is the one week he doesn't want to be Paymaster, so he throws the challenge with a time of 11.4 seconds. He drops into the water and Myammee moves to the next round. Myammee celebrates!
In Ice and Tailor Made's match-up, Tailor Made thinks he might die, as though he's never shouted incessantly before. He falls into the water at 17.5 seconds. Then it's time for Angelique and It. This round could pretty much go either way. They're both useless, you know? I would've picked Angelique for the win, since moaning loudly is pretty much her job description, but she loses! Angelique's time is 13.3 seconds, so 20 Pack is still in contention for being the Dead Last Loser.
For the final match-up in round one, Saaphyri and Prancer face off. Leading into it, Saaphyri brags about how she totally has this in the bag, which is usually a sure sign of foreshadowing. Alas, this is not the case! Except...wait. Prancer seems to stop screaming, but just as she does, Saaphyri tumbles into the water! Apparently Saaphyri cut off just before Prancer did!
She has a time of 14.3 seconds, and that means 20 Pack is officially the Dead Last Loser. He's not concerned due to the deal he struck, but still, maybe he should've put forth a bit more effort. Too late for that now though! Now all the remaining contestants are part of the TMA, so the challenge is a little anticlimactic.
The next round begins with Prancer vs. Myammee. Prancer tells us she really wants to see Myammee get her weave wet, so for that reason alone, she totally wants to kick her ass. Love it! They both start shouting and harmonizing, but Prancer's out first. In jubilation, Myammee does an unfortunate dance that involves a lot of ass-jiggling. It could not be screencapped because I value your vision.
Up next are It and Ice. It feels completely confident going into the challenge, but literally as soon as the round starts, his ass is in the water.
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Comments (4)
There's like 2 episodes left & then the reunion - Thank God cause this show seemed like it was going on forever.
I loved that caption under Saaphari - "...the challenge is called Stretch Markers." I want to root for Saaphari too but she so annoying - she's entertaining but she so got damn annoying. I'll miss 20 pack wait, no I won't, hell I don't know -I'm as messed up as this show!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 21, 2009 3:59 PM
i was kinda sad to see 20 pack go only because i think he is super cute...
but oh well he kinda seems like an ass at the same time.
AND loved the reference to luke from amazing race, i happen to think he is such a bitch! he is just like a mean girl...so thanks for that
2 of 4 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:31 AM
Saaphyri is annoying but can still be funny sometimes. Only she would tell off the Paymaster who just saved her and she snatched her check back too.
I agree Luke is a bitch and his mom is helping him to stay that way. Maybe he is watching himself on the show and will learn better.
3 of 4 | Posted by Dreamkeeper | Posted on April 22, 2009 4:23 PM
Why is Safari (I know) talking smack to Miami (who cares) about being nekkid at eliminations when that gross French stripper thing hasn't taken off that string bikini all season???
Also, Frenchie is as stupid as she is foul-looking. Seriously, my eye balls just had the lawyers file the Cease and Desist order this morning. Does she not understand that all the while Safari is screeching and hollering, she is basically saying "You should have sent this mentally retarded Frog home instead of my Bucky!"
4 of 4 | Posted by Uglycutie | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:43 PM