I wish there were a clock on screen so everyone could understand how pitiful he is. The cast heckles him as he flails and struggles like he just fell off the Titanic. That's amusing for a good twenty seconds, but then it's time for the final round! Myammee and Ice assume the position and scream for a very long time, but Ice can't hold her own. Myammee wins! There is more dancing! In turn, there's also some vomiting.
Back at the house, the TMA discusses their plans for the future. It looks forward to sending home the Former Green Alliance members, especially 20 Pack. This is mostly so he can continue to boink Saaphyri, but I guess we can pretend it's somewhat strategic as well. Tailor Made immediately says they made a deal and can't break their word, which is really endearing! He's kind of genuine sometimes! Myammee and It's nonstop giggling make it clear they are less genuine, however. Myammee says that since she wasn't even in the room for the deal, all bets are off.
Tailor Made is really concerned about their pact, although it quickly comes out that it's not out of the goodness of his heart. It's just because the jury decided the final two last season, and he's afraid 20 Pack will hold the elimination against him. Admittedly anyone who's on the jury will have a ton of shit to hold against Tailor Made, so this point is kind of moot.
To cope with his nerves, Tailor Made gets wasted. He drunkenly confronts Prancer and says he thinks this deal might bite them in the ass, and she's like, "Your breath is really bad right now." This doesn't go as he'd hoped. He then seeks out 20 Pack to give him a warning that their deal might've been a total sham. He is so freaking wasted he's almost incomprehensible, although I guess that's not much of a stretch. I'm just sayin', he sounds like The Entertainer.
As he loudly drones about how he always keeps his word and they should take more shots, the camera pans over to Saaphyri, who's hiding across the room. She is displeased to find out that 20 Pack has a side deal with Tailor Made. I'm displeased to find out she's such a creeper. Tailor Made sort of skirts around the issue that Myammee is likely sending 20 Pack home, and instead he says 20 Pack needs to step it up on the Power Outing. 20 Pack questions whether or not his safety is a done deal, and Tailor Made is like, "Totally! Done deal! But...stepping up would be cool." Indubitably.
After Tailor Made passes out and ends the discussion, Saaphyri stalks after 20 Pack to shout in his face. If only she'd done more of that in the challenge, who knows where we'd be! She is a bit intoxicated, to put it nicely, and she hollers about how he isn't loyal. He stares blankly while she screams like a person on COPS, all wild and pantsless and wastyfaced. Her diatribe includes her saying, "That's the only vendetta I got up in this bitch!" I really like when people use big words in a ridiculous sentence.
After a commercial break, we come back to Saaphyri still screaming. I'm not sure why this surprises me, but here we are! Saaphyri decides she has to convince Angelique to ditch 20 Pack, and Angelique is surprisingly rational. She's just like, "I know, we were both misled and we'll be screwed if we're in the box." Admittedly it's captioned in Pidgin English, but she's weirdly intelligent about all of it. Saaphyri theorizes that the women need to band together and put all the dudes in the box. Good to see she's looking out for It!
In their bedroom, the TMA ladies talk about something very similar. They're thinking the girls need to stick together, although they're not feeling Angelique and Saaphyri. Most of the men in America are on their side with that one. They decide their girly alliance will be called the PGA, the Pretty Girl Alliance. I don't love it, but at least they already abbreviated it for me!
The next morning, it's time for the vault ceremony!
The voting process should be pretty negligible, but before they begin, Saaphyri asks to speak. She points out that there are four girls in the vault, and eventually the men will overpower them. That's why the ladies need to band together and send them home! This is true enough, but it might've been better to bring this up in private. Now it's just awkward.
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Comments (4)
There's like 2 episodes left & then the reunion - Thank God cause this show seemed like it was going on forever.
I loved that caption under Saaphari - "...the challenge is called Stretch Markers." I want to root for Saaphari too but she so annoying - she's entertaining but she so got damn annoying. I'll miss 20 pack wait, no I won't, hell I don't know -I'm as messed up as this show!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 21, 2009 3:59 PM
i was kinda sad to see 20 pack go only because i think he is super cute...
but oh well he kinda seems like an ass at the same time.
AND loved the reference to luke from amazing race, i happen to think he is such a bitch! he is just like a mean girl...so thanks for that
2 of 4 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:31 AM
Saaphyri is annoying but can still be funny sometimes. Only she would tell off the Paymaster who just saved her and she snatched her check back too.
I agree Luke is a bitch and his mom is helping him to stay that way. Maybe he is watching himself on the show and will learn better.
3 of 4 | Posted by Dreamkeeper | Posted on April 22, 2009 4:23 PM
Why is Safari (I know) talking smack to Miami (who cares) about being nekkid at eliminations when that gross French stripper thing hasn't taken off that string bikini all season???
Also, Frenchie is as stupid as she is foul-looking. Seriously, my eye balls just had the lawyers file the Cease and Desist order this morning. Does she not understand that all the while Safari is screeching and hollering, she is basically saying "You should have sent this mentally retarded Frog home instead of my Bucky!"
4 of 4 | Posted by Uglycutie | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:43 PM