Ice asks if they can vote, so they start with Saaphyri. Prancer, Tailor Made, Ice and It vote for her, which comes as a shock only to her. Ice gets zero votes, but Prancer receives three from 20 Pack, Saaphyri and Angelique. Saaphyri and 20 Pack want Tailor Made in the box, and Saaphyri and Angelique want It in the box. 20 Pack is absent from that decision, which leads Angelique to freak out inexplicably. Literally 15 seconds ago she abstained from voting for Tailor Made, so what is her problem? 20 Pack raises his hand for It just to shut her up, but really, who cares?
The four TMA members vote to put Angelique in the box, so with that, we have our nominees! They're not exactly a shock, so in an attempt to shake things up, Saaphyri steps forward and quits before they can put her check in the box. Awesome! Thanks for playing, Saaphyri!
Craig explains that she's fairly close to the $250,000, so why quit now? She says it's to show the people at home that this whole voting process is bullshit. See, I'd say it only feels like bullshit when you're hated by everyone, but I feel the same way about Luke on The Amazing Race. I would have some choice hand gestures for that dude, if you know what I mean. Saaphyri screeches for Craig to void her check, so he asks one more time if she wants to quit. Can't you just leave things well enough alone, Craig?! That's her cue to ask It what she should do.
We're treated to another clip of It licking her feet, and this time it comes with slurping noises! I would pay them both $250,000 to never hear that again, but whatever, It thinks she should stay and compete. He babbles about how girls look up to Saaphyri, and they desire weaves and lip gloss, so she needs to stay and make that happen. Then he starts talking about getting pregnant by a drug dealer, which is certainly relevant, and that leads her to want to stay. Of course she puts her check in the box and decides against quitting, which just makes me hate her. Go home! There are still so many people left! Do us all a favor!
Now that we have the nominees, Craig calls Myammee in to hear the results. She straight-up grins when she hears Saaphyri's name as a nominee. You can be sure there's some dancing.
The TMA leaves the vault and hurries to tell Myammee about the Saaphyri/It interaction. From an alliance standpoint, of course it was stupid to stand up for Saaphyri, so they immediately attack him. Prancer cries, "You are so next to go!" and It is like, "What are we talking about?" He claims he had no clue it was a bad idea to encourage his competition to stay, which prompts Myammee to say, "A penis and vagina are coming between our alliance." They're coming indeed. Myammee concludes Saaphyri has to go home, which makes Tailor Made a happy panda.
Time for the Power Outing! Myammee's hair is wrapped in a towel, which seems unnecessary when you're out and about. Why cover up so much?
The outing is at a spa, so everyone will get a massage. Angelique squeals that she can't wait to get naked, but uh, she's already halfway there. Everyone begins their pampering, and Myammee decides to talk strategy during the massages. She asks 20 Pack how he's doing, but he's sound asleep, that's how he's doing. She screeches until he wakes up, and then tells him, "Don't worry about it." Seems like she might be changing her mind about elimination! She tells us in confessional that it offends her that he's not paying attention on her Power Outing. She knows he thinks he's safe, but he needs to kiss her ass a little more.
Myamee moves to Angelique and asks why she should stay in the house. Angelique says she's weaker than Myammee, and she can only win a challenge if it involves putting her mouth against someone's asshole, so she should totally stick around. As you can imagine, this is not the best way to make a case for herself. Angelique goes on to say they should send the stronger people home so they have a chance to win, so 20 Pack needs to go. Luckily he's still passed out cold, so this comment doesn't offend him.
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Comments (4)
There's like 2 episodes left & then the reunion - Thank God cause this show seemed like it was going on forever.
I loved that caption under Saaphari - "...the challenge is called Stretch Markers." I want to root for Saaphari too but she so annoying - she's entertaining but she so got damn annoying. I'll miss 20 pack wait, no I won't, hell I don't know -I'm as messed up as this show!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 21, 2009 3:59 PM
i was kinda sad to see 20 pack go only because i think he is super cute...
but oh well he kinda seems like an ass at the same time.
AND loved the reference to luke from amazing race, i happen to think he is such a bitch! he is just like a mean girl...so thanks for that
2 of 4 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:31 AM
Saaphyri is annoying but can still be funny sometimes. Only she would tell off the Paymaster who just saved her and she snatched her check back too.
I agree Luke is a bitch and his mom is helping him to stay that way. Maybe he is watching himself on the show and will learn better.
3 of 4 | Posted by Dreamkeeper | Posted on April 22, 2009 4:23 PM
Why is Safari (I know) talking smack to Miami (who cares) about being nekkid at eliminations when that gross French stripper thing hasn't taken off that string bikini all season???
Also, Frenchie is as stupid as she is foul-looking. Seriously, my eye balls just had the lawyers file the Cease and Desist order this morning. Does she not understand that all the while Safari is screeching and hollering, she is basically saying "You should have sent this mentally retarded Frog home instead of my Bucky!"
4 of 4 | Posted by Uglycutie | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:43 PM