The group moves on to have lunch, and Myammee tells us she's not going to send Angelique home. It's down to the other two schmucks, so she has to get inside Saaphyri's head and find out what's really going on with It. Saaphyri gets defensive immediately, saying It has nothing to do with anything. She also references Myammee's "big marshmallow head," so yeah, she's really putting up a good fight.
Myammee says It is getting sidetracked by Saaphyri. If he was really on the TMA's side, he would've told Saaphyri to go home in the vault, but he let them down. Saaphyri insists Tailor Made is far closer with It than she is, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's not true. I don't think It has sucked Tailor Made's feet or dick. Saaphyri says if Myammee wants to send her home, then there's nothing she can do, so...that settles it. What a successful outing!
Apparently the solo time is optional this week, because everyone finishes lunch and heads home. 20 Pack tells Ice he's nervous about the elimination ceremony, even though they've got that agreement. Ice replies that he'd totally be safe if she were Paymaster, but since it's Myammee, it's a toss-up. Suddenly it dawns on 20 Pack to ask if Myammee was in the room during the agreement, and lo, she was not! That throws everything into a cocked hat.
Time for elimination! 20 Pack feels slightly more confident than he did a few minutes ago, but Saaphyri feels doomed.
Craig asks Myammee how it feels to be Paymaster, and she says it's great. It's equally great to see the members of the Former Green Alliance as the nominees, so she says maybe she'll send all three home tonight. Craig reminds her that she's cute, but not cute enough to make that happen. Burn! He totally looks to 20 Pack for feedback after that. Someone's got a mancrush!
When asked for the first check recipient, Myammee calls Angelique forward. Angelique happily forces a lingeried hug on Myammee, who replies in confessional, "Okay, whatever, get out the way. Let me just send one of these two home." Myammee keeps it simple, y'all!
She shoves Angelique's carcass away and starts to analyze the bottom two. Craig points out that 20 Pack is largely a physical competitor, whereas Saaphyri is...large? Saaphyri interviews that no one could tell her she's not going home (double negatives, aieee!), unless Jesus himself came and told her. That statement takes us to a commercial break, after which I am seriously hoping for a Christ cameo.
Alas, we come back to the same old business. Myammee says 20 Pack's the strongest player here, but he made an alliance with her alliance. That makes it hard for her to decide what to do. She thinks she could easily beat Saaphyri, but her alliance wants Saaphyri out, so she's torn there as well. With that, she calls 20 Pack forward.
Myammee reiterates the plan: he sent home Buckwild, so they're supposed to have his back. She's always going to go with her alliance and they want 20 Pack out, so his check is bounced! This completely contradicts everything she said before, but hey! Tailor Made and 20 Pack share similar emotions over this, such as interminable woe.
Myammee happily tells Saaphyri that she should've quit today, but it's okay because Myammee can totally beat her down. Somehow Saaphyri refrains from ripping her entire head off, even when Myammee says she'd like to murder Saaphyri. My, how people change.
Next time on I Love Money 2...
What say you? Were you sad to see Myammee do 20 Pack dirty? Are you hopeful that It and Saaphyri will never do the dirty ever again? Leave your thoughts!
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Comments (4)
There's like 2 episodes left & then the reunion - Thank God cause this show seemed like it was going on forever.
I loved that caption under Saaphari - "...the challenge is called Stretch Markers." I want to root for Saaphari too but she so annoying - she's entertaining but she so got damn annoying. I'll miss 20 pack wait, no I won't, hell I don't know -I'm as messed up as this show!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 21, 2009 3:59 PM
i was kinda sad to see 20 pack go only because i think he is super cute...
but oh well he kinda seems like an ass at the same time.
AND loved the reference to luke from amazing race, i happen to think he is such a bitch! he is just like a mean girl...so thanks for that
2 of 4 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:31 AM
Saaphyri is annoying but can still be funny sometimes. Only she would tell off the Paymaster who just saved her and she snatched her check back too.
I agree Luke is a bitch and his mom is helping him to stay that way. Maybe he is watching himself on the show and will learn better.
3 of 4 | Posted by Dreamkeeper | Posted on April 22, 2009 4:23 PM
Why is Safari (I know) talking smack to Miami (who cares) about being nekkid at eliminations when that gross French stripper thing hasn't taken off that string bikini all season???
Also, Frenchie is as stupid as she is foul-looking. Seriously, my eye balls just had the lawyers file the Cease and Desist order this morning. Does she not understand that all the while Safari is screeching and hollering, she is basically saying "You should have sent this mentally retarded Frog home instead of my Bucky!"
4 of 4 | Posted by Uglycutie | Posted on April 22, 2009 7:43 PM