Craig tells Myammee that if she refuses to participate in the challenge, she'll automatically go in the strongbox. That's enough motivation for her to jump in, so she goes onward and joins the rest of the group. The contestants have a second to position themselves before being hoisted into the air, and everyone does so wisely!
Sorry, everyone does so wisely except for It, of course. Tailor Made describes It as dangling like a piñata, which is an apt comparison. It is baffled that everyone put their legs through the raft! What a crazy idea! After 1:07, It falls into the water and becomes the Dead Last Loser. Shocking! Everyone else makes a pretty good effort, just hangin' and swayin'.
Ice hits the water at 3:07, which prompts Tailor Made to start begging his teammates not to fall. This seems like a reputable thing, like, "Stay in there for the team, y'all!" In reality, it's just because his weak ass is about to quit the game. Myammee falls at 4:44 and leaves her alliance in the dust, at which point Tailor Made whines and flails over the injustice of having to be a man.
Dude, look at Angelique go! She seriously has Barbie Body there, completely plastic and disjointed. She hangs freely for about twenty seconds before trying to shift her weight, but all of a sudden, she hits the water at 5:33! I hate to say I gasped, but holy crap, I totally did. The competition is down to Prancer, Tailor Made and Saaphyri now, and those are unexpected candidates at best.
Tailor Made begs Prancer to stay put, but she takes the plunge at 9:55. That leaves Tailor Made and Saaphyri, and Saaphyri is friggin' in it to win it. She starts praying to sweet baby Jesus to forgive her for her sins, like all those times she's cussed out bitches she really doesn't like. Also, all those times she shot people. Those sucked too.
Through the grace of God and the sheer force of Tailor Made's pussydom, Tailor Made falls at 13:14! Saaphyri is Paymaster! There is much celebrating between her and Angelique, while It stares blankly. I guess that means he's happy too.
Everyone's escorted out of the water, but Prancer doesn't go as easily. Sadly this isn't because she's protesting the competition, but because she hurt herself in the fall. She has to be hauled from the water, at which point she cries to Saaphyri, "My leg got fucked up. I'm hoping to die." Oh! Okay then! Saaphyri is sympathetic enough to her face, postulating that Prancer might've broken her femur, but in confessional she yuks it up. She says this isn't season one and Prancer ain't Toastee, so she doesn't believe any of it. Maybe Prancer should try fake fainting and see what Saaphyri thinks of that.
As an ambulance zooms away with Prancer's body, everyone else heads back to the house in somber moods. Yeah, Prancer's gone, but more importantly Saaphyri is Paymaster! The TMA gathers to talk strategy, and they decide almost immediately that Prancer's broken ass should be in the box. She comes back to the house fairly quickly with her leg all taped up, and then she anticlimactically reveals that her leg is bruised. You can just feel the energy sap from the house. Everyone was hoping for a loose bone at least, but alas, thanks for the effort.
Even though Prancer seems like a strongbox candidate, Ice sets off to find Angelique. The PGA would need one more vote to get Tailor Made in the box, so Ice feels like she should reach out to Angelique. Of course Saaphyri listens in on their entire conversation, but after a certain point that's no longer a shock. Angelique reminds Ice that Tailor Made saved her from elimination, so she wouldn't want to vote for him. That's Ice's cue to pitch this great idea about the ladies teaming up. They'll defeat the boys! Female power! Except, you know, Saaphyri suggested that the day before and it went over like a lead balloon. The plan gets a similar reaction today, especially since Saaphyri wants Myammee out and doesn't give a shit about anyone else. Simple enough!
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Comments (8)
I've been wondering about Ice, because on one of the extra scenes on VH1's site they show her looking for her hormones.
So is she post-op as well? Or is there still a package there? It almost makes me want to watch her season of Flavor of Love ...except...ick.
1 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 28, 2009 1:45 PM
Or maybe it's a joke?
During the elimination Safari said the reason that she was eliminating Ice was that she'd planned to send a guy home.
But I don't find any mention of this elsewhere.
So what's the deal?
2 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 28, 2009 1:50 PM
itchy,
I didn't see that vh1 clip of Ice looking for hormones but Ice talks like a dude, acts like a dude, and more manly than all the guys that have been on the show. In fact I really would like to know if Ice was dude or not! Can someone find that out?
3 of 8 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 28, 2009 2:44 PM
Ice also has that deep manly voice but she does not have that man face (like Katelynn from this last season of RW). Never saw an Adams apple but I didn't think to look for one.
4 of 8 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on April 28, 2009 3:59 PM
I found it kind of weird that while Safeeerri was telling Ice that she was being eliminated because she was a guy, Ice just kind of stood there smiling.
Although she/he kind of just stood there smiling all season, so I guess that doesn't say much either.
The clip of her looking for the hormones was for one of the earlier episodes, don't remember which.
Nobody knows the answer to this riddle?
5 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 29, 2009 12:52 AM
I thinks it's kind of a joke between Ice and everybody like Ice reminds all of them of a dude cause I remember when they were split up into 2 teams this season and I think it was Buckwild that said they need the strongest dude on their team and she called Ice.
Switching topics from he-she Ice, I honestly think It is playing everybody and going to win this season!!!
6 of 8 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 29, 2009 1:50 AM
Bailey, just wanted to say, I don't know how you wade through the stupid every week like this, but I love you for it!
love, J-Mo :)
7 of 8 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on April 30, 2009 11:39 AM
Oh man, I love this Ice gossip! I never really got a man vibe from her (unlike Milf, who I seriously thought was a dude), but sadly I am legit going to research this. Hopefully that research will not include messaging her on Facebook like, "IS YOU A MAN?" Anyway, I'll keep y'all updated if I find anything!
J-Mo: I LOVE YOU.
8 of 8 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on May 4, 2009 11:52 AM