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After Ice leaves, Angelique sets off after Tailor Made. She requests his presence in a discussion with Saaphyri and It, and Tailor Made immediately recognizes they want to form an alliance. Either he's smartened up or they're really freaking obvious, it's a toss-up. Sure enough, they sit him down and Saaphyri says the ladies in his alliance are after him. She thinks the boys should team up with her and Angelique to form a superior alliance, and they could put Ice and Myammee in the box. Tailor Made nods blankly and thanks her for telling him, so Saaphyri tells us in confessional that he's either retarded or really in the dark. This episode is all about the toss-ups!

Later on, Saaphyri and Angelique cheerfully head over to chat with Prancer and Ice. They're just ridiculously happy, which serves as a fun contrast to Prancer's exhausted ass. Saaphyri feigns concern over Prancer's leg and then asks who they want in the box. They instantly reply, "Tailor Made." Ice picks him because she wants the PGA to go all the way, whereas Prancer wants to see a boy go home. All of this seems fairly obvious - after all, didn't Ice just have this same conversation with Saaphyri and Angelique a few minutes ago? But wait, there's a catch!

Tailor Made's planted on the couch during this entire conversation! Saaphyri's shady ways are really catching on! She chats the girls up, asking why they'd choose Tailor Made, and Prancer says it's because Saaphyri wouldn't send It home. There's much laughter, almost as though everyone is on the same page, and then Tailor Made bolts upright on the couch. Whoops! Their bad! Prancer flops down prostrate on the couch she's seated upon, like if she hides just long enough, he'll forget this conversation ever happened.

Ice tells us she's worried the PGA might have to break up now that they're out in the open. This seems like a wise idea - if everyone's onto you, work against each other so you're all completely screwed! Yay! Tailor Made is much more confident than the ladies. Now he can work on getting Prancer and Ice into the box, and he doesn't even have to feel bad about it.

Later that night, Saaphyri and It have a post-coital strategy session. She mumbles something about Myammee, and when he doesn't understand (as he often doesn't), she flips her shit. He tells her she's dumb, so she tells him to get the fuck out of her room. In confessional, she says, "I want him to do what I want him to do when I want him to do it." Seems reasonable enough! She decides that if Myammee's not in the box, It is going home. They bicker back and forth about which one is a dumbass, and then she asks if he's going to do it. Presumably she means "vote for Myammee," but he decides she means "have sex" so he tries to mount her. Ugh.

The next morning, Myammee sadly announces she's going to start packing her things. Tailor Made tells her that stranger things have happened, so not to worry about being eliminated. Myammee is the only girl he trusts at this point, so he wants to get Prancer and Ice in the box instead of her. That gives him a window to suggest they team up with Angelique. Supposedly there's a good chance Angelique won't vote for Myammee, so Tailor Made's philosophy is to watch their backs and not vote for people unnecessarily. I feel like this is moot, since Angelique is totally voting Myammee's ass out of there, but whatevskies.

This sentiment comforts Myammee, so she leaves to find It. He's sleeping even though it's midday, because of course he is. She begs him to vote for Prancer, and he gives her a mighty definitive response.

As she hisses to It that he can't tell Saaphyri about this plan, Saaphyri stomps in and asks what's going on. Saaphyri must have a Spidey Sense because otherwise it's out of control how hard she's spying on everyone. Myammee lies and says she asked It about being sent home, but all that does is make Saaphyri more suspicious. Clearly Myammee's trying to steal her man! He's such a catch.

Time for the vault ceremony! As the Dead Last Loser, It is automatically in the strongbox, but everyone must vote on the other nominees. Angelique starts the ceremony by explaining that it's better for the TMA to put two of their members in the box. If they put her in, she'll be safe, so...um, that sentence doesn't really have much of a point. God bless her for trying though!

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