Time for the solo session! Saaphyri asks to share the time with Ice, which only seems fair, since Ice is still hanging mid-sentence from before the manta ray sighting. In confessional, Saaphyri says, "I don't know this girl or boy. I have never really sat in this house and talked to him." Love it! This is the Saaphyri we've been missing all season! We need more of that and less of her scantily clad body.
Ice starts the one-on-one time by making a great case for herself, gleefully saying that Saaphyri's challenge performance was a shock since she seemed like the weakest person in the house.
Ice interviews that she's saying what Saaphyri wants to hear, but uh, I don't think she wants to hear how hard she sucks unless it's in an oral connotation. Regardless, Ice carries on and says Saaphyri should gun for the strongest people, like It and Prancer. Prancer's not any worse for wear due to that injury; Ice totally thinks she's faking. Saaphyri doesn't speak about that, but she says Ice is loyal to the TMA, so Ice might not be willing to backstab them. Saaphyri would like to see Ice get revenge, but then the Power Outing is over, so we'll have to wait on the verdict.
Back at the house, Prancer ices her leg, which delights everyone. She might not be playing up the injury for the camera, but everyone already thinks she's faking, so calling attention to it doesn't help. The icepack, however, is an enormous help.
Time for the elimination ceremony! Prancer is terrified, but Ice is a little more confident, since she thinks Saaphyri will see through Prancer's BS. Craig starts the ceremony by reminding us that the TMA was on top last week, but now they've completely fallen apart. Myammee bursts into rapid-fire tears, saying it would've been suicide to go in the box. Prancer says Myammee sent them on her suicide mission, which was fucked up.
Craig really doesn't care, so he asks for the first check recipient. Minds are blown and lives are changed when Saaphyri brings It forward first. She holds the void stamp over his check and literally begs him to say he loves her. He consents, so she asks how much he loves her. He spreads his arms wide to show he loves her that much, but then she asks him to twirl, and ugh it's all so unfortunate. He spins around like a top and then receives his check. How unexpected!
It's down to Prancer and Ice. Saaphyri reminds Prancer that she was ready to turn on the TMA five minutes after the vault ceremony. If her leg is so injured though, why does she even want to stay? On the other hand, Ice was stupid not to vote for Myammee. Ice is very loyal but it's suicide not to watch out for herself.
Saaphyri calls Prancer forward. She says she and Prancer could be on the same page, but Prancer can't really be of assistance if that leg is so hurt. Still, Saaphyri doesn't want any dudes in the house, so...Ice is going home! Prancer gasps with joy and gives Saaphyri a big hug, while Ice shifts her legs to hide her ballsack.
After eliminations, Myammee interviews that Saaphyri knows what she's doing; Saaphyri loves to carry girls under her tits. "She loves to, like, cup 'em, put her tit back down and walk around with 'em," sayeth Myammee.
Fittingly, next week's challenge is actually called Iron Boobs! I literally cannot wait to find out what "of Love" scene they took that from.
What say you? Were you glad to see Ice go? Are you even following the show now that the big guns have been eliminated? Leave your thoughts!
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Comments (8)
I've been wondering about Ice, because on one of the extra scenes on VH1's site they show her looking for her hormones.
So is she post-op as well? Or is there still a package there? It almost makes me want to watch her season of Flavor of Love ...except...ick.
1 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 28, 2009 1:45 PM
Or maybe it's a joke?
During the elimination Safari said the reason that she was eliminating Ice was that she'd planned to send a guy home.
But I don't find any mention of this elsewhere.
So what's the deal?
2 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 28, 2009 1:50 PM
itchy,
I didn't see that vh1 clip of Ice looking for hormones but Ice talks like a dude, acts like a dude, and more manly than all the guys that have been on the show. In fact I really would like to know if Ice was dude or not! Can someone find that out?
3 of 8 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 28, 2009 2:44 PM
Ice also has that deep manly voice but she does not have that man face (like Katelynn from this last season of RW). Never saw an Adams apple but I didn't think to look for one.
4 of 8 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on April 28, 2009 3:59 PM
I found it kind of weird that while Safeeerri was telling Ice that she was being eliminated because she was a guy, Ice just kind of stood there smiling.
Although she/he kind of just stood there smiling all season, so I guess that doesn't say much either.
The clip of her looking for the hormones was for one of the earlier episodes, don't remember which.
Nobody knows the answer to this riddle?
5 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 29, 2009 12:52 AM
I thinks it's kind of a joke between Ice and everybody like Ice reminds all of them of a dude cause I remember when they were split up into 2 teams this season and I think it was Buckwild that said they need the strongest dude on their team and she called Ice.
Switching topics from he-she Ice, I honestly think It is playing everybody and going to win this season!!!
6 of 8 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 29, 2009 1:50 AM
Bailey, just wanted to say, I don't know how you wade through the stupid every week like this, but I love you for it!
love, J-Mo :)
7 of 8 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on April 30, 2009 11:39 AM
Oh man, I love this Ice gossip! I never really got a man vibe from her (unlike Milf, who I seriously thought was a dude), but sadly I am legit going to research this. Hopefully that research will not include messaging her on Facebook like, "IS YOU A MAN?" Anyway, I'll keep y'all updated if I find anything!
J-Mo: I LOVE YOU.
8 of 8 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on May 4, 2009 11:52 AM