This week on I Love Money 2, people can't stop talking about boobs! I don't know how this is different from any other episode, but it's still worth mentioning.
We open to Myammee and Tailor Made discussing their competition. Tailor Made says Prancer is the most athletic person in the house, and she wants them out, so the TMA really has to eliminate her ASAP. The TMA is now Tailor Made, Myammee and It. Ugh, I hate that It is still in this friggin' game, still probably going to win it.
On the other side of the house, Saaphyri and Prancer discuss their newfound alliance. This consists of the two of them, plus Angelique and possibly It. I don't really care enough to come up with an abbreviated name for these folks, because let's face it, this is bound to fall apart within the episode. Let's keep our fingers crossed! Prancer wonders aloud when this game will be over, and then scrambles to say that she doesn't want it to be over, but she sure is wondering. I feel ya, girl. This series is so long, we're not even getting the requisite clip show week! Anyway, Prancer and Saaphyri decide they have to win Paymaster so that evil people won't overcome. As we know, they are both saints.
Myammee, Angelique, and It meet to talk shit about Prancer. None of them believe she's being truthful about that injury, and Myammee thinks Saaphyri needs to see through it. She says the Prancer/Saaphyri friendship is faker than Angelique's boobs, which is completely delightful, although I have to wonder if Myammee has any room to talk there. None of the ladies on this show are exactly known for their hatred of plastic surgery, you know what I mean? Angelique agrees with Myammee anyway, saying Prancer is turning against people all the time. According to the caption, she also says, "She shouldn't be sent home," but let's assume that's an editing mistake. Alternately, let's assume Angelique is functionally retarded.
Time for the challenge deets! Craig's picture summons the cast downstairs, where they're told the next challenge will either enhance or reduce their chances of winning the money. "Enhance or reduce" clearly means they'll be dealing with tatters, so maybe Craig will determine if Myammee's are real or not! Myammee decides the competition will relate to who has the biggest and/or nicest tits, which...yeah. That seems accurate.
Everyone gets ready for the challenge, but Saaphyri calls It aside first. You'd think it's to strategize and decide who they need to take out, but instead she tells him to clean up his mess in the bedroom. She specifically requests he put his shoes away, which implies they're the worst things about the room.
I know we can only see a small corner of the room in that shot, but you can just smell the filth in that place. It moans and groans about how it's like they're really living together, and she says they are living together. Admittedly it's in a vacation house and Saaphyri only cares about cleanliness because cameras are on, but whatevs! She interviews that she needs It working for her in every context. She doesn't care if he's in an alliance with Tailor Made as long as he does whatever she wants. It asks how she felt about sending Ice home, and she says she'd have preferred to see Tailor Made go instead. I guess that Myammee feud is old hat.
Everyone heads off to the competition. They're met with an obstacle course and some enormous tit props. The cast acts as though this is normal, which I guess isn't a shock considering their lives. Craig says that if you have the ability to handle large breasts, you'll do well on VH1 shows. We're treated to tit clips, which are impressive to various degrees.
Was that clip really the best one they could find? Not one person on Flavor of Love 2 had a better rack than that? Okay then. Craig says the contestants will maneuver through an obstacle course while wearing a giant boob apparatus. The challenge is called Iron Boob, although I sincerely wish it were called Giant Boob Apparatus. Saaphyri immediately says this challenge is unfair. She already has titties, so she won't be able to handle these activities! I'm crying a river and building a bridge for her.
In order to be successful in this challenge, a contestant must complete each obstacle before moving on to the next. If they don't complete the obstacle, they'll have to start it again. With that, it's time to compete!
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Comments (4)
I keep falling behind on this show because...well... it's just not that interesting. None of the people remaining inspire me to care at all about whether they win.
But then the only contestant I actually sort of liked was Becky Buckwild. But she'd be much more interesting in an "of Love" situation.
So this show kind of gets pushed to my viewing schedule. Which is not as broad as you'd think. ;-p
1 of 4 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 5, 2009 8:39 AM
It's like a marathon...we've come too far to turn back now, and while we're hating ourselves, we realize how much time we would've wasted if we don't see it through.
2 of 4 | Posted by nashuaf | Posted on May 5, 2009 10:49 AM
I was actually kinda rooting for Angelique. She really was a loyal and kind person compared to the other. Not to mention I loved her subtitles. (lion instead of aliance made me giggle everytime)
3 of 4 | Posted by cansnus | Posted on May 5, 2009 1:04 PM
Apparently the key to being in the best position to win this game is being whoever I like least. At one point I had always hated Tailor Made the most and was hoping for 20 pack to win. Currently I would have hoped for Angelique to win and not minded Tailor Made if only because he played a good game. I felt Saaphyri pretty much sabotaged herself with her actions but felt that Prancer nor Myammee- especially Myammee did nothing to stay in the game and really her only saving grace was that she laid low and Tailor Made pretty much was the whole reason she made it at all in the game. So basically if anyone other than Myammee won (even It who although played a shady game still played with some kind of strategy) it wouldn't be so bad. After this episode I was rooting mostly for Tailor Made or even accepting of It just because both had a strategy that carried them through to the end whereas the others more or less were there because of Tailor Made.
4 of 4 | Posted by Reiray | Posted on May 5, 2009 1:32 PM