Before the cast can return to the house, Craig tells them they'll have the vault ceremony today, which means someone will be sent home tonight. Finally we're picking up the pace here! The heightened speed worries Myammee, who thinks Saaphyri has Prancer under her wing. I'm 99% sure she said "wing," but considering last week's delightful tit analogy, I'm going to hold out hope that she might've said "ween."
Everyone heads home, where Tailor Made immediately pulls It aside. Tailor Made says It needs to vote for Saaphyri and Angelique. Since Saaphyri won't go home, Tailor Made thinks she'll have no reason to be mad. We all know this is total crap, but It will probably buy it. Tailor Made reasons that all the girls will vote for him if he's in the box, so It needs to keep him safe. As an afterthought, he throws Myammee's name in there too, like all of a sudden he remembered that alliance concept. It babbles incoherently in response, but he also mentions that he'll vote for Myammee over Saaphyri. Woe befalls Tailor Made.
It heads upstairs to talk strategy with Angelique and Saaphyri. He wonders if Tailor Made will mind if It votes for him, and Saaphyri's like, "Oh yeah, he'll love you! Do what I say, fucker."
Downstairs, Tailor Made and Myammee draw up some charts and graphs to analyze the voting process. It was totally lame when they did this weeks ago, and it hasn't gotten any cooler. Tailor Made realizes It is the deciding vote. As long as It doesn't vote for Myammee, they'll be fine, but they still have to convince him to do what they want. So far this has gone poorly. Tailor Made says It listens to Saaphyri like she's his master. At this point, It gleefully wanders into frame and Tailor Made tells him what needs to happen. Hypocrisy, thy name is Tailor Made!
Tailor Made tells It to vote for Angelique, and It cheerfully yells, "Yeah!" Methinks he just got a blowjob, because otherwise there's no reason for him to be so jolly. If that's the case, then obviously he's going to vote however Saaphyri wants. Regardless, Tailor Made asks who else It will vote for - Myammee or Saaphyri. Then he says it has to be Saaphyri, and It agrees. We shall see.
It promptly goes upstairs to converse with Saaphyri. She says he has to tell Tailor Made he'll vote with her or else she'll get mad, and he yeses her to death. Saaphyri interviews that she sometimes thinks that It can't be that dumb, he has to be plotting. If we're living on a planet where Saaphyri is correct, then stop the world, I want to get off.
Time for the vault ceremony! It's check is immediately placed into the strongbox. In confessional, It mocks the other contestants for thinking he's dumb, saying they don't know what the outcome will be. If there's a God in this world, this will not be foreshadowing. It laughs wildly as the ceremony begins, and with that, the voting commences.
Saaphyri asks who wants to vote for Tailor Made, and she and Angelique raise their hands. She glares hard at It when he does nothing, but she straight-up murders him when he abstains from voting for Myammee as well. The TMA votes for both Angelique and Saaphyri, so with that, we have our nominees! It finds this delightful.
Craig announces that we have a consensus, but Angelique comes forward to say this is fucked up, so she's going home now. Goodbye! Please quit for real, unlike Saaphyri a few weeks ago! She yells about how she's been loyal this whole time, so she's not competing with someone who's been mid-loyal. Then she starts speaking French, or at least some backwards-ass English. She says she never gives up, so...she'd like to quit. Okay! She and Craig argue back and forth about whether or not she'd like to give up, and 25 minutes later, Saaphyri comes forward to change Angelique's mind.
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Comments (4)
I keep falling behind on this show because...well... it's just not that interesting. None of the people remaining inspire me to care at all about whether they win.
But then the only contestant I actually sort of liked was Becky Buckwild. But she'd be much more interesting in an "of Love" situation.
So this show kind of gets pushed to my viewing schedule. Which is not as broad as you'd think. ;-p
1 of 4 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 5, 2009 8:39 AM
It's like a marathon...we've come too far to turn back now, and while we're hating ourselves, we realize how much time we would've wasted if we don't see it through.
2 of 4 | Posted by nashuaf | Posted on May 5, 2009 10:49 AM
I was actually kinda rooting for Angelique. She really was a loyal and kind person compared to the other. Not to mention I loved her subtitles. (lion instead of aliance made me giggle everytime)
3 of 4 | Posted by cansnus | Posted on May 5, 2009 1:04 PM
Apparently the key to being in the best position to win this game is being whoever I like least. At one point I had always hated Tailor Made the most and was hoping for 20 pack to win. Currently I would have hoped for Angelique to win and not minded Tailor Made if only because he played a good game. I felt Saaphyri pretty much sabotaged herself with her actions but felt that Prancer nor Myammee- especially Myammee did nothing to stay in the game and really her only saving grace was that she laid low and Tailor Made pretty much was the whole reason she made it at all in the game. So basically if anyone other than Myammee won (even It who although played a shady game still played with some kind of strategy) it wouldn't be so bad. After this episode I was rooting mostly for Tailor Made or even accepting of It just because both had a strategy that carried them through to the end whereas the others more or less were there because of Tailor Made.
4 of 4 | Posted by Reiray | Posted on May 5, 2009 1:32 PM