Saaphyri says that if Angelique quits, then two people will go home as opposed to one. She's basically saying, "If you quit, then I'll probably go home right after you, so please get eliminated this week." She encourages Angelique to curse Prancer out if necessary, but to also stick it out and drink shots of tequila. Angelique counters with, "I don't drink anyway," which....yeah, I'm so sure. The ladies share a long hug, and Angelique decides she'll just tell Prancer everything that's on her mind. All this is to say she's staying in the game. So, this was an enormous waste of time. Angelique ends the conversation by saying that if she went home, the camera would bite Prancer anyway.
Prancer enters the vault to hear the nominees. For someone who wants Myammee and Tailor Made eliminated, Prancer appears straight-up delighted by the nominations! Craig tells them to get ready for the Power Outing, and after a commercial break, we're already there. I get the feeling even VH1 is tired of these shenanigans.
The outing is at a golf course, and considering how golf-like It's tennis skills were on a previous outing, he should completely cock this up. Prancer's goal for the trip is to find out what people can do for her. She owes Saaphyri, but she has to see who else can benefit her the most. Considering It hops into a golf cart and drives away from everyone else, I don't think it'll be him! He tells us he doesn't have a license, so this is a good idea in general. Everyone else swings poorly until it's time for lunch. Fascinating.
Prancer asks each person to state why they should stay. Saaphyri says she's not the strongest person at the table, so she's a keeper. It thinks he's the fourth-weakest in the house, so...yeah, that isn't really any kind of reason. Angelique says she's as strong as Prancer, and if she hadn't gotten confused during the challenge, they would've tied. She thinks it would be wise to get rid of It so the girls could compete against each other. Saaphyri thinks this is an amazing idea, but then again, she proposed this a few episodes back and everyone ignored her. Shockingly she doesn't run that into the ground this time, but fuck it, I would've. However, she does mention that she was betrayed by a certain dickhead at the table.
Prancer jumps on this instantly, telling It she really wants the boys gone, so he needs to make a case for himself. Naturally this proves difficult. He mumbles about how Angelique will beat her, but the girls argue that Prancer and Angelique are equals. Prancer says she thought It was a complete jackass, but somehow he's been getting stronger in each competition. He interviews that he would never try to play dumb. Apparently that would be bad, but being a liar is cool.
When it's time for the solo session, Prancer chooses Angelique. She feels that Angelique dislikes her, but Angelique says she just doesn't trust Prancer. It all started when Prancer turned on her, 20 Pack, and Heat. This was so many weeks ago I can barely remember Heat, but apparently these people made an impression on Angelique! Because of this, she says Prancer doesn't deserve to be here. Prancer replies that Heat turned on her first, so she was just looking out for herself by switching sides. Prancer asks why Angelique wanted to quit, and apparently it all stemmed from this Heat issue long ago. Now that they understand each other better, all is well! They agree the guys need to go, so if Angelique stays, they'll gun for Tailor Made next.
The group returns to the house, and It begins to worry about the eviction ceremony. He thinks the ladies might be plotting against him, which is a giant duh. He tells Tailor Made about his fears, and Tailor Made advises him to think like he's Prancer. This is cool with It because now he can return to thinking about boobies. He kvetches that Prancer might eliminate him just because of his gender, and then in confessional he mentions that he's always touching her ass. Um, I didn't fault her for wanting him out before, but now I really don't blame her.
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Comments (4)
I keep falling behind on this show because...well... it's just not that interesting. None of the people remaining inspire me to care at all about whether they win.
But then the only contestant I actually sort of liked was Becky Buckwild. But she'd be much more interesting in an "of Love" situation.
So this show kind of gets pushed to my viewing schedule. Which is not as broad as you'd think. ;-p
1 of 4 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 5, 2009 8:39 AM
It's like a marathon...we've come too far to turn back now, and while we're hating ourselves, we realize how much time we would've wasted if we don't see it through.
2 of 4 | Posted by nashuaf | Posted on May 5, 2009 10:49 AM
I was actually kinda rooting for Angelique. She really was a loyal and kind person compared to the other. Not to mention I loved her subtitles. (lion instead of aliance made me giggle everytime)
3 of 4 | Posted by cansnus | Posted on May 5, 2009 1:04 PM
Apparently the key to being in the best position to win this game is being whoever I like least. At one point I had always hated Tailor Made the most and was hoping for 20 pack to win. Currently I would have hoped for Angelique to win and not minded Tailor Made if only because he played a good game. I felt Saaphyri pretty much sabotaged herself with her actions but felt that Prancer nor Myammee- especially Myammee did nothing to stay in the game and really her only saving grace was that she laid low and Tailor Made pretty much was the whole reason she made it at all in the game. So basically if anyone other than Myammee won (even It who although played a shady game still played with some kind of strategy) it wouldn't be so bad. After this episode I was rooting mostly for Tailor Made or even accepting of It just because both had a strategy that carried them through to the end whereas the others more or less were there because of Tailor Made.
4 of 4 | Posted by Reiray | Posted on May 5, 2009 1:32 PM