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We jump from that to the elimination ceremony. I love this finale episode, gotta say! We're not even halfway through the show and we've seen more action than we have in weeks! God bless, I Love Money. Going into the ceremony, Tailor Made is worried. He's on Myammee's team but he still doesn't know what she'll do, especially if she thinks he's the strongest competitor. She's kind of a dolt if she thinks that, but whatevskies. It is nervous that Myammee will think he's disloyal, and Prancer is concerned because...well, everyone hates her except me.

Craig begins the ceremony by reminding us that it's the 14th elimination, and these folks beat out 15 other people to get here. They should be proud of all this time they've wasted! He asks Myammee how she feels right now, and she gives the typical answer of how very hard this is and how appreciative she is of everyone. Sure she is.

Craig asks for the first check recipient, and Myammee says it's a person who's strong but extremely loyal. That person is Tailor Made! I feel like all signs point away from him when it comes to strength, but honestly he hasn't been massively annoying on this series, so I'm okay with him in the final three. He's similarly okay with this! Now it's down to It and Prancer.

Myammee has a tough decision ahead of her. Prancer's killing all the challenges, but It's a sneaky asshole. Still, she calls It forward first. She apologizes and says he doesn't deserve the money. He hasn't worked hard and Prancer might need the money more. Additionally, It is completely useless. He can't see, run, jump, nothing! And for all those reasons, It will be receiving his check. Totally annoying and totally obvious, ugh.

Myammee calls Prancer forward and commends her strength, but strength don't pay for implants, so it doesn't comfort Prancer. Her check is void! She limps away with only a few swear words uttered, leaving behind our final three: Myammee, It, and Tailor Made. Who could've ever seen that coming from the start of this series? I thought these clowns would be out instantly! Regardless, Craig tells them to rest up for the final competition tomorrow.

The next morning, Myammee stretches erotically in the backyard. This is somehow less graphic than her blurred-out asshole in her lingerie, so it doesn't warrant a screencap. She interviews that she doesn't want the money, she needs the money. Tailor Made feels the same way.

He feels like he couldn't have asked for a better outcome. I'm not sure if this is because he's proud of the TMA, or if he thinks he can actually beat Myammee. I tend to think he cannot, but whatever helps him sleep at night! While they both warm up and prepare, It flails about on his bed, because of course he does. Why the hell not.

The trusty trio piles into the van and heads to the challenge. Tailor Made cheerfully tells It that the one time It's been genuine in this game is when he spoke about his grandfather. Here you'd expect a shot of It nodding thoughtfully, followed by a clip of him laughing hysterically in confessional, but instead It trills, "My grandfather died, I think before I was even born!"

What the fuck, It? I guess he genuinely has nothing to lose at this point, since the competition will probably come down to agility and not trustworthiness, but he is still a total douchebag. Myammee and Tailor Made ask what else he's lied about, and he's all like, "Oh, I never lie." Tailor Made is wise enough to suspect that It is playing possum (his words, not mine), so he starts to worry It will actually beat them. We cut to It in confessional, speaking in a completely normal voice about how he'll use his black powers. Essentially he's still fucking crazy, just not retarded and crazy. Ughhhh.

They arrive at the competition, where Craig welcomes them to the jungle. Myammee tells us she hopes the competition doesn't involve digging, reading, or following directions. Apparently Myammee and It have reversed roles in the past 35 seconds. Craig explains that the challenges within this competition will look very similar to ones they've completed throughout the season. Craig is also dressed quite nattily.

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