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About 30 minutes later, It finally rolls up in there. He strolls along without a care in the world, too. Never mind that it's a race, dude, you just take your time. At first he thinks Tailor Made and Myammee are each writing a book, but when he finds out the actual task, he wonders aloud if maybe he should just piss on the ice. Best idea he's had all season, I say. Regardless of his laziness, Tailor Made and Myammee are certainly going at it. Tailor Made uses his tongue to melt the ice even though his filthy hands were all over it, and Myammee resorts to using her weave. I totally love that she spent all season refusing to get it wet, and now it's basically a dishrag. Admittedly it wasn't much different to start with.

Tailor Made interviews that he feels like he's in a porn, which is kind of awesome because then Myammee is like, "I was using my mouth and it started to poke out." That's what she said indeed! She frees her coin almost instantly after that, then grabbing her clothes and running to the cab. As she takes off, Tailor Made fights with his block of ice. It takes a different approach, one of staring at the ice and hoping his X-ray vision comes through. This does exactly what you'd imagine.

Myammee arrives at a waterfront, where she has to dart into the water and rescue a dummy. This is kind of like the Midget Mac retrieval challenge from I Love Money 1, but it's supposed to be similar to this season's dummy game, as well as last week's obstacle course. Once she retrieves the Myammee dummy from the water, she'll come back to shore and then ride a boat to the ocean behind the mansion.

Back at the ice, Tailor Made exposes his coin.

Apparently he's decided to slap at the ice like he's the Karate Kid, which hasn't quite worked in his favor! He finally manages to pull out the coin and jump into a cab. He tells us he'd rather be behind because it's better, which is a weird time to mention his sexual proclivities, and then we cut to Myammee kicking tail in the water challenge. She returns a body to the shore and takes off for the house, but the camera gives us some lingering glances toward the dummy, so I'm a little nervous she retrieved the wrong one. She's no It, but she's also no Prancer, you know?

As she speeds away from the beach, Tailor Made arrives. He paddles toward his dummy as Myammee disembarks her boat, jumping back into the water and swimming to the house. She has to run up an insane amount of stairs to get there, so while she pants and slaves, Tailor Made has enough time to finish his challenge. He takes off for the house as she reaches the backyard, where Craig and the final challenge wait for her. Miles away, It's still melting that ice. It's doing swell!

There are two game boards in the backyard, and Myammee's allowed to choose either one since she's the first person there. I wonder what would've happened if the three contestants showed up together, but I guess the producers knew that was impossible. The games are called Six Degrees of Buckwild and Six Degrees of Entertainer. Presumably all the questions are like, "I am annoying, right?" Myammee chooses Buckwild's game just as Tailor Made jumps off his boat.

The game is very Big Brother. The questions are clues about people in the house, like "I was the team captain that was eliminated when Buckwild threw the coin in the ocean." That was Bonez, but Myammee chooses 20 Pack because she is foolish. Her next question is "Even though we were originally teammates, Buckwild threw water on me in the vault." Thankfully Myammee remembers that was her, so she's got that much going for her! Question 3: "After the Tangled Web Challenge, I sent home Buckwild's favorite man, The Entertainer." Myammee correctly answers Tailor Made.

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