Time for eviction! Leilene apologizes for not speaking up in the vault, and then she and Buckwild argue about whether or not they're still friends. This is uneventful, but Ice hollers from the sidelines that Leilene should be "an independent woman, homey!" Now I want a bobblehead Ice doll so bad, dammit; best catchphrase ever. Upon hearing Leilene talk about quitting, Craig asks what that means. Leilene goes into the whole spiel of how Buckwild asked her to quit, yadda yadda, and now she doesn't know what to do. Myammee and her lingerie spaz out. If Leilene quits, they'll have to pick someone else and the Green Team will be cut in half! I disagree, however - losing two out of nine people is totally 75%, okay?
Everyone stares holes through Leilene, but she quickly decides not to quit. Now Heat has to make a decision, which shall be difficult and will require use of his brain. Woe.
Heat babbles about how he needs the strongest people in the game, which...really? You don't want to get rid of the strong folks on the other team? Alrighty then. He calls Buckwild up to get her check, which leaves him with another hard choice. Should he eliminate Onyx since he didn't throw the competition? Should he eliminate Leilene since she's clinically insane? Should he think with his head, his heart, or his bone?
He calls Onyx up to the front, but we all know that isn't a sure bet. He talks about how he doesn't want diarrhea coming out of his mouth (sexy), and how this game is all about loyalty, and that means...Onyx is going home! Leilene is safe! Onyx roars and heads outside to eat some prey, so Leilene moves in to make out with Heat. She declares that she's totally going to get the guy, keep her friends, and win some money! Yaaaay!
What say you? Will Leilene be sent home next week? Will The Entertainer and Buddha kill each other? Will this cast be interesting enough for an entire season? Leave your thoughts!
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Comments (9)
Bailey Quarters you are a riot:
"She looks like one of those encouraging cat posters, where the kitten's halfway out of the tree and it's all like, "Down but not out!"
Seriously laughing my ass off...
I was channel surfing and stumbled across this episode. It's the most addictive thing. I couldn't help switching back to it every few minutes even though I found a really bad movie to watch. Of course I also completely missed how it ended. After Heat called Onyx (ix?) up I just assumed that Leilene was going home and switched back to the movie. Silly me. I'm so glad I read your recap, but now I'm totally skeered that I'm going to find myself watching this trainwreck.
Love your recaps.
Hugs,
Yenta
1 of 9 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on February 16, 2009 7:05 AM
What I like about this show is it's basically just Survivor for Skanks and Douchebags.
It would have been really cool if Prancer had kicked Onixyxisx's ass in the boxing match.
But Heat's choice was between a guy who looked like a dinosaur and a not-altogether-unpleasant-looking airhead who clearly is good for at least a blowjob and probably much more. Hmmm.
Oh and another thing...seems to me that Buckwild's got a wicked body there. Shame about the face. Didn't there used to be a character on a sitcom like that?
2 of 9 | Posted by itchy | Posted on February 16, 2009 8:31 AM
Great recap! These people are completely retarded. If this is anything like last season, none of it is gonna make much sense.
I would like to think they sent Onyx (Onix?!) home because they really are getting the stronger people off of the other team, despite the alliance. Or because letting Leileif (LOL!!) stay is the best way to sabotage the other team in the end. She's a nitwit.
And yes, Buddha is hot. He's also a grade a doucherocket and I hate him!
3 of 9 | Posted by jadestarla | Posted on February 16, 2009 10:37 AM
This recap is beyond hilarious but I must correct one thing:
She proves this by telling The Entertainer that the Green Team wants to send Becky and Lelief home. That Lelief, what a troublemaker.
It was "Vecky" and "Lelief" LMAO! That big piece of fugly french plastic is one of the best things that has ever happened to VH1. I would love a show where she and It had to go across the country performing jobs or learning how to read and write. Let the hilarity ensue.
4 of 9 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on February 16, 2009 1:26 PM
"Unfortunately Buckwild then talks about "scrategizing," so...nix that."
hahahaha! Every single one of these people are absolutely retarded! Hilarious recap BQ : )
5 of 9 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 17, 2009 3:28 AM
You have to wonder where some of these people got their edu-ma-cation from.
6 of 9 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on February 17, 2009 3:54 AM
BQ u are SO observant its awesome lol
and this recap had me rollin.. thanks!
7 of 9 | Posted by angelbayyb | Posted on February 17, 2009 8:47 AM
let me just say it sucks that onyx went home because the raptor jokes never got old
8 of 9 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on February 18, 2009 9:55 AM
I friggin' adore you guys!
9 of 9 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on February 22, 2009 8:41 PM