We open to Buckwild and Leilene experiencing hard times. Buckwild is floating in the pool wearing her sunglasses, which would be fine except that it's clearly 10 PM-ish. You ain't that famous, ho. Buckwild refuses to speak to Leilene, but she explains in confession that she's got good reason to be angry - like, look, they asked Leilene to quit the game and she didn't. What's wrong with that bitch, you know? Leilene complains that she doesn't feel like Buckwild is her friend anymore. Sadly Buckwild doesn't counter this with anything, so the conversation kind of sinks.

Inside the house, Milf brings Buddha a margarita glass full of wine, which is probably the classiest thing I've ever seen. Bonez is in the room with them, so he sarcastically thanks her for bringing him something, and then she's like, "Oh, whoops, are you here?" Milf's only got one thing on her mind, and apparently it's Buddha's wang and not her own. Bonez is just joshing anyway, since he only drinks wine at church, but it's still awkward. Milf does not take it as such, instead announcing that she'd like to get Buddha drunk. She took lessons from the Leilene School of Love, by the way.

She tells us she's really into him, since he looks so much like this guy who really physically pleased her. This is more info than I ever needed, but whatever, you know? Buddha starts talking about how if he wants to fuck her, then he'll fuck her. Of course that doesn't actually imply that he wants to do this at all, but no less, it means things are cloudy with a chance of rape.

Heat decides to pay Leilene a visit, asking where she's been. Apparently he's been waiting for her and jerkin' it impatiently, so now it's time for them to get frisky on camera. They make out for a good while before he shares his feelings, and he's torn between "heyhey" and "wait a minute, you still like freakin' Buddha." The Buddha part doesn't really get in the way of the heyhey, but it's still a concern. Leilene explains herself simply: she digs Heat's body, but mentally she's connected to Buddha. Why not just come out and say, "Heat, you are dumb as balls," you know? It has the same effect! He starts to storm out, so she tells him to stay away from her. Even Heat can conclude that this scene makes no sense, so he does as told.

Alas, letting it end there would be too simple. Leilene becomes enraged that Heat listened to her, so she chases after him. FYI, this doesn't make her look crazy at all, except that the whole house teams up to berate her for her insanity. Leilene is like one big sad trombone. Even Angelique mocks her, explaining that Leilene must be a fucking loser, because for a stripper, she's a drama queen. I'm not even really sure what that all means, but I will completely accept her analysis.

20 Pack yells at Leilene to stay away from his team, and then Heat bemoans keeping her in the game. Her response? She's going to quit the game! Because of course she is! She shouts that she likes him, and then she pouts away to pack up her things.

Cali decides to speak for the first time all season, postulating that Leilene really should go home. Cali just wants to be the resident Asian in the house though, so you can't trust her. 20 Pack uses his broken hand to carry Leilene's bags to the door, and then he holds it open while Prancer acts as a traffic cone.

And with that, Leilene is gone! Well, sorta. She gets outside and then realizes she doesn't know what to do, so she just kind of lingers for a while. Then she curls up on a loveseat and goes to sleep next to a cooler, because...of course she does.

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