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Ice chats with Bonez and Tailor Made about how to eliminate Cali, and that inspires Tailor Made to start thinking of himself as the game's hero. He'll redeem this game! He'll get these evil cheaters out of the way! I'm so sure about that.

The Green Team rushes to corner Cali, asking why she wanted to be captain when she knew Prancer had the same position. Cali maintains she didn't know anything, which makes Saaphyri shriek in rage, so Milf pops in and demands answers as well. Milf is so obviously trying to take the spotlight off herself, it is ridic. She's straining so hard she pops a boner in the process. Unfortunately Saaphyri then announces that Cali, Myammee and Milf are going in the box, so...there's that. I love how Saaphyri's word is law. Girlfriend is the new Buddha.

The next morning, the Greenies head to the vault as usual. They have 15 minutes to come up with their nominees, but Saaphyri immediately announces who's in the strongbox. Ceremony over! I wish the show could move this quickly every week, this shit rocks. The Gold Team files in to hear their choices, and the bottom three make Prancer a little nervous. Actually, correction: Cali makes Prancer nervous, because it's hard to keep an alliance when you have to send your partner home.

Before Prancer heads out for the Power Outing, the Gold Team pulls her aside and explains she has to eliminate Cali. There's no choice; it must be done! She cries because she is cute and should not be plagued with such stress. It should be noted that she mentions in confessional that she and Cali definitely had the captains thing planned out, but still, she's totally presh.

Time for the Power Outing! The foursome heads to the beach, where a bunch of dudes ask the girls if they've ever done a zip line. They assume this is a euphemism for drugs, but it's kind of like bungee jumping instead.

While they flail through the air, Tailor Made is back at the house telling Bonez and Ice that the Old Gold Team is still working together. Apparently this alliance consists of The Entertainer, Saaphyri, Angelique, Heat, 20 Pack and Buckwild. I love that Angelique is still all up in there, like she has any clue what's going on. Tailor Made comes up with an elaborate plan to counter this alliance with one of his own. It will feature himself, Myammee, Cali, Ice, Bonez and Prancer. All of this alliance talk is exhausting, so I hope he can keep track of it for us, since I surely cannot. He decides his alliance should eliminate Milf, that way they'll ensure Cali and Prancer will stay on their side. Simple enough, I guess.

Elsewhere, after zip lining on the outing, the foursome sits down for lunch. The food looks great.

Prancer tells the ladies it boggles her mind that strong people are sitting at the table with her. She should be glad that the Green Team is helping her eliminate tough competition, but whatevs. Milf nods thoughtfully and adjusts her junk, but since she doesn't address anything verbally, Prancer assumes Milf feels safe. Milf insists she doesn't, and she gets hilariously Midwestern as she does. She babbles about how she's "just going through [my] normal day" but she says it like she's an extra in Fargo.

Prancer asks if the Green Team told Milf she was safe, and Milf is like, "My day is normal! Just like any ol' girl on the farm!" Methinks she took lessons from Cornfed. She never directly answers the question, which would be to say that the Green Team assured her safety, so Prancer gets irritated. She questions Cali's loyalty next, and Cali pretty much announces, "We have an alliance so of course I'm loyal!" Announcing that in front of her fellow Greens is pretty bright, so that's cool. Myammee says nothing, since apparently Prancer caused her elimination on Flavor of Love 3 and they'll never see eye-to-eye. Way to make a case for yourself!

When it's time for the one-on-one, Prancer chooses Myammee so they can get totally awkward together. They each take a shot and then start to talk strategy, which is surprisingly endearing. I don't know if it's Prancer's charm or Myammee's boobs, but something about them putting aside their difficulties is cute! Myammee invites Prancer into the alliance with Tailor Made, Bonez and Ice, so that's something to ponder as they head back to the house.

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