Upon arrival, the Gold Team immediately calls a meeting. 20 Pack says the reason the Old Gold Team always did well is because they consistently sent home the strongest person in the box. Of course this is a lie - when was Leilene ever considered strong, you know? Tailor Made recognizes that point as well, so he counters that it doesn't make sense for the Gold and Green Teams to both want the same person sent home. Therefore Cali stays! He and Buckwild get into a shouting match over it, which is terribly unusual on her behalf, and mayhem ensues. 20 Pack shouts that the verdict should be Prancer's call if they can't all agree, and her mouth kind of falls open over how easy that was. Like, awesome - she'll just do what she wants, good deal!
Elimination time! Myammee is in her underwears, although I don't feel like they deserve a screencap every time. Don't get me wrong, I want to screencap them every time because it's absurd, but feh. The nominees line up so Prancer and Craig can struggle to avoid their gaze, and Craig asks for some last words. Milf offers that she's the weakest link on her team, since she's both dumb and clumsy, so she should clearly get to stay. Excellent. Myammee refuses to say anything under the guise of hating Prancer, and Cali is like, "We're best friendsies, yay!" I don't know why both of the Asian girls had to buck the smart Asian trend, but so be it.
Prancer considers their lame answers and then says this day has stressed her out. Sadly no one offers to hug it out, bitch, so Prancer tells Craig to just void this first check. Without further adieu, aside from extended promos and a commercial break, she calls Cali's name! Except...she fakes out the group and tells Cali to be glad the check's not for her. Bye Milf, you're going home! The Gold Team is pissed as all get-out, but they muster up a goodbye for Milf. Milf weeps about how she wanted to unify her family and use the money to finish her gender reassignment surgery, but her pleas do no good. Craig stamps her check and she floats away in a river of tears.
Next time, the contestants compete in last season's chicken catapult! Then The Entertainer receives a ridiculous injury and gets kind of mad about it! So, that's new.
What say you? Is Prancer totally awesome or what? Will the Gold Team continue to stay on top? How many veins will The Entertainer pop in the next episode? Leave your thoughts!
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Comments (5)
Prancer is indeed awesome, but my heart remains with Becky Buckwild.
It should be noted that Megan ALWAYS wore her bikinis, not just at elimination ceremonies, which was what was so awesome about the concept.
And it's odd that Frenchie is still there, she's usually booted out right away (right after Rodeo).
1 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 9, 2009 1:02 AM
Please recap this weeks show from 3/9/09. Thanks.
2 of 5 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 10, 2009 8:28 AM
Dear Bailey Quarters:
I just wanted to let you know that you are definitely my fav recapper!!! you always keep me laughing!!
3 of 5 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on March 10, 2009 10:42 AM
Becky Buckwild owes me a new TV and remote. Everytime this loud ignorant mess is on I throw anything within reach at it and if she speaks more than two sentences at a time I kill my mute button. Can someone slap her in the teef already?!
And Frank The Entertainer going from Destiny to her? *shudder*
Wut is up with the way she contorts her mouth when she talks all urban-like. Really, Becks? That's what black looks and sounds like? And I see you're getting your make up tips from your girl Saaphyri, by the looks of those exquisite Sharpie eyebrows.
I all for Mayamee (sp?). I don't care if she messed up reading that clue. She's gorgeous and she knows to keep her mouth shut around those idiots.
I think that Tailor Made is turning out to be what peeps thought Mr. Boston's dumb ass was going to be last season. Kinda smart. I'm all for any alliance that involves Bonez and Prancer.
It just grinds my gears that The Entertainer and BuckTeef go apeshit and accuse others of having an alliance when they don't even try to hide their own. Let's just hope those two are using birth control...and that it works! Would hate to see what type of broken condom mutants they would spawn. *shudder, again*
4 of 5 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on March 10, 2009 8:35 PM
Oh my God, you guys all rock.
itchy: What I LOVE about Megan is that her shtick is also just HER LIFE. So ridiculous and delightful! Did you hear about her lawsuit against Sharon Osbourne? Love it.
dreamkeeper: It's on the way!
heykate7: I LOVE YOU.
uglycutie: Oh man, I feel like your username defines so many people on these shows. Hell to the yes on the name BuckTeef, too!!
5 of 5 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on March 14, 2009 9:48 PM