This week on I Love Money 2, the episode is awesome! Who'da thunkit?
We open to everyone shit-talkin', which is no great surprise. 20 Pack can't understand why Milf was sent home over Cali and Myammee, since they surely should've been the bottom two. In his own words, he is "fustrated," so Saaphyri eggs him on by tattling that Tailor Made rooted for Cali to stay. That's The Entertainer's cue to eat Tailor Made alive, but since Tailor Made is walking by and probably heard this conversation, The Entertainer pounces on Prancer instead.
Prancer's nestled all snug in her bed, visions of sugarplums dancing through her head, when he storms in and calls her out on her alliance. In confessional she's like, "My alliance is a secret, so I'm cool!" but uh, it's not really a secret if The Entertainer can name every member. Funny how that works! The Entertainer angrily gives her advice on how to communicate with Tailor Made, and it ends with saying Tailor Made's not even a real man, which sadly does not lead to an extensive Pinnochio comparison.
Elsewhere, Pinnochio is squirreled away with Myammee, Ice, and Bonez, analyzing the teams. Mymamee is wearing a wig cap because of course she is. If only it were raining, she could wear her saran wrap! Tailor Made explains that their alliance dominates the Gold Team, but they're outnumbered on the Green Team. He theorizes that if the Greens lose the next challenge, the Gold Team can probably eliminate one of their strong competitors, like The Entertainer or Saaphyri. If the Gold Team loses, they can eliminate either Heat, 20 Pack, or Buckwild. Oh, what a joyful day this is for Tailor Made! This is the first time he's ever been on top in any context, especially bedroom ones.
The next morning, The Entertainer suckles.
Um, oh my God, is there anything grosser in this world? He is openly sucking on her teat, and it's also like 9 AM and she's already made up like a geisha. Everything about this is wrong. She interviews that she likes to touch his dong, but she won't sex him until she's sure he'll keep her out of the box. Until then, he's not allowed into hers. How wise and classy of her!
Craig summons everyone downstairs to find out the challenge deets. His recording tells them to put on their uniforms and get ready to fly, so It concludes they'll actually be flying a helicopter, because that wouldn't be a terrible idea at all. VH1 may not care about these folks' lives, but they probably wouldn't endanger all of Mexico by putting them in a cockpit... at least not until Rock of Love Jet, and we're at least two years from that.
The teams sit down to choose captains, and Ice volunteers for the Gold Team. She does so in the most manly voice ever, which makes me think she and Milf are a lot alike. Everyone's cool with her regardless, so it's final! On the Green Team, The Entertainer steps up as captain. It also appears to volunteer, but I guess everyone just laughs that off because it's never mentioned. Realistically, he was probably just rolling around with his hand in the air, like ya do. Anyway, with the captains chosen, everyone loads into the vans and heads to the challenge.
They're greeted by an assembly of chickens and catapults, which means...Chicken Catapult Challenge! It's actually called Chicken-a-pult, but that name makes me want to vomit-a-pult. Craig says this challenge is back by popular demand, which I do not believe whatsoever. Apparently it's taken from Flavor of Love 1, when Hottie served Flav's mom raw chicken and he catapulted Hottie off the show. If that's the case, this challenge shows a surprising level of creativity - I genuinely assumed someone launched a chicken leg at some point during these shows, and this was a spin-off!
When Craig gives the teams the signal, they'll rush to put together the catapult. The first team to build their structure, plus catch and plate five chickens will win! First the captains must divide the teams into Builders and Catchers. 20 Pack picks who will play each role on the Gold Team, while Ice stands around and picks her nose. Methinks her captainhood will go well. 20 Pack concludes their Builders are Ice, Prancer and Buckwild. The Green Team's Builders are It, Saaphyri and Myammee, because none of those people seem like they'll be even slightly incompetent. Excellent planning!
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Comments (14)
oh jason =( .....
1 of 14 | Posted by angelbayyb | Posted on March 15, 2009 7:51 PM
I miss megan and her bikinis. there i said it :(
Love the recaps tho!
2 of 14 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on March 15, 2009 8:50 PM
Next week, there is yelling! Buckwild calls Prancer a "turtle-faced bitch," which may be my favorite insult of all time.
With all due respect,my favorite insult's come from TVGasm's own Cherie when she writes about The Bag Girls club.(No it wasn't a typo).
Love your recaps too BQ.I save the time so that I can enjoy them with,Baileys.Nice nightcap.
3 of 14 | Posted by Robinez | Posted on March 15, 2009 10:09 PM
Yuck! How can you like Myammee? She has no personality and thinks she is the black Megan. At least Megan looked good in her bikinis. That shit that Myammee is wearing is like bargain basement, smells like feet, leftover from the 1973 filming of the sequal to Superfly, fugly lingerie. :p
I'm actualy rooting for the Entertainer's group because they are the most interesting. It? Angelique? Buckwild? "Safari"? Heck, even The Entertainer! Those are people with personalities. Those are the people that make me laugh!
Ice? Bonez? Myammee? ZZzzzzzzZZZ. Prancer is cute, I'll give you that, but the girl is boring as hell! Tailor Made is probably the only one in that group worth watching, but he is a bit creepy.
I guess what I am saying is this: Later in the game, when they are all on the same team and fighting for themselves, are you going to want to watch Ice, Bonz, and the rest of the snoozers try to out bore each other? Fuck no! You are going to want to watch Becky and The Entertainer going at it while Angelique and It give the color commentary!
4 of 14 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on March 16, 2009 6:01 AM
This was a very funny episode, so thanks for the recap.
While I like seeing the 'Survivor-like' blindsides I have to go with the Entertainer's group because like SnoothcyB says they all make me laugh one way or another and add to that I don't like Tailor Made. The only thing funny about TM is how he must have been too scare to say anything the whole while Budda was on the show.
5 of 14 | Posted by Dreamkeeper | Posted on March 16, 2009 8:13 AM
I'm rooting for Tailor Made's alliance Bonez, Ice, Myammee, and Prancer. Yes, they may be not as exciting as Entertainer of Safari but damn their nice ppl. Yeah, that's really no reason to root for these ppl on these shows but come on now.
Great recap and I can't believe this show is actually causing ppl to argue over whose alliance is better like this show is getting serious. Last season they had a freefall alliance u get in where get in this year I'm glad ppl are not just sucking up to Entertainer or Safari.
6 of 14 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 16, 2009 9:39 AM
I think the gold team screwed themselves when they threw the challenge. They obviously have the stronger physical team. With only two members on the other team the green team would have to put one of their alliance in the box. With Ice as paymaster she would have eliminated that person. By throwing the challange they left only two of the other alliance on their team and now if those two people throw the challenge they will have to put one of their own players in the box. They have less of a chance of the other team making one of their alliance the captain now and will lose more players. I think now they screwed themselves and I really hope so because I really hate Tailor Made. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
7 of 14 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on March 16, 2009 9:50 AM
i'm rooting for the entertainer's alliance. they are the most amusing and i have to say i'm a big becky buckwild fan going back to the days of flavor of love.
my favorite part of this episode = the power outing. heat looked like he was about to pass out at any second and i was laughing the entire time he and frank were talking. how does heat function in the real world?
i agree with flowie. so what if becky and 20 pack are the only ones in that alliance left on the gold team? if they threw the next challenge, ice, prancer, bonez, or tailor made would have to go in the box. so they still have the chance of eliminating someone on tm's alliance as long as they had the right paymaster on the green team to do it. so i see no reason for them to have been upset as they were. but it did provide for good entertainment so i'm hoping there's plenty more yelling and crying and bitching in general tonight.
8 of 14 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on March 16, 2009 11:22 AM
I don't know why they do this but they show the new episode 1 time during the day and the other at night, so I've already seen this new episode already and I think most of u will be happy how things go!!!
9 of 14 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 16, 2009 11:42 AM
At this point I'm so enthralled with Becky Buckwild that I don't give a fuck which teams wins as long as she sticks around for a good while.
This season is much better than last, that's for sure. Maybe it's because I feel like I'm watching a house full of Homer Simpsons.
Oh yeah, and it seems like each episode is actually played out over the course of a single day. And there's a new 'episode' each day. So these people are actually together for less than 2 weeks -- I'm assuming because renting the house for longer than that would have put the show way over budget. Chickens don't come cheap you know.
10 of 14 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 16, 2009 2:16 PM
On last week's post I cleary expressed my feelings for Becky Buckwild and The Entertainer. I loathe them. Just STFU already! Damn!
I like drama. I like to laugh at monkeys who thow shit at each other just like everyone else but come on! I'm beginning to bleed out of my ears, eyes and ass...okay that last one might have nothing to do with watching TV.
My point is that I just can't believe that borderline retarded people can easily bully their way to a quarter of a million bucks.
Buckwild and Saaphyri were cool in Charm School cause theyz were ladeezz then they show up to I Love Money 2 like The Godmother and GangzStar! Two broke ass superhero sluts.
The Entertainer makes me laugh less and less. He reminds of that crazy old man who hangs at the Starbux who I thought was being deep and ironic with his thoughts and ideas but the more I stuck around I realized he's just crazy...and drinking coffee. Same with The Entertainer. At first I was all, "Oh, you so crazy!" and now I'm like, "Damn. You really are NOT sane."
As far as The Entertainer's alliance pissing and moaning about weak players still making it through...what about Saaphyri and Angelique?
Maybe The Entertainer needs to give up on Reality TV and look into dog fighting. Not pitting dogs against each other but entering the fights himself.
Also, if anyone remembers Prancer on FOL, she wasn't a little angel. Don't get me wrong I like the girl, but she can bring the dramz when needed. Once some of these people get sent home to receive the proper medical intervention (Entertainer: mental, Buckwild: venereal) I'm sure Prancer and Myammee will pick up their feud where it left off.
11 of 14 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on March 16, 2009 3:54 PM
Bailey Quarters:
I don't know how you do it week after week. How do you pull together a sane recap out of this completely inane show? I am not sure if these people are even people any more or if they are simply characteratures of themselves.
I mean this many people can't be this stupid can they? They can't have but two brain cells to rub together. It is hard to believe that these people are actually throwing the missions. To me it is more like they are too dumb to figure them out.
Oh well. What I don't understand or actually who I DON'T UNDERSTAND is the Entertainer. Why does he just all of sudden start shouting. I am afraid one day his head is going to explode. Take a deep breathe, deep breathe. I would be afraid to be his girlfriend because you know at some point he is going to end up beating her.
Great job on the recaps!
12 of 14 | Posted by areyoucliff | Posted on March 17, 2009 11:46 AM
Hey, areyoucliff -- it helps if you look at the cast as, say, a modern-day version of the Seven Dwarfs.
13 of 14 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 17, 2009 2:54 PM
Amazing conversation this week, you guys! I love it!
sammy64: I miss Megan too! I like Myammee, but she'll never be ol' Whatsherface.
Robinez: Cherie is amazing! She deserves all the credit in the world for sitting through The Bad Girls Club week after week. Thank you so much for reading mine too!
Snootchy Bootches: I think I like Myammee BECAUSE her lingerie looks so janky! I didn't mention it in the recap I'm about to post, but she started wearing ridiculous weaves this week as well, which I also love. The trashier the better! After this week's, though, I definitely see where you're coming from re: the boringness. Hot damn, the Tailor Made Alliance can be dull.
bigjr6633: "I can't believe this show is actually causing ppl to argue over whose alliance is better like this show is getting serious."
uglycutie: "Buckwild and Saaphyri were cool in Charm School cause theyz were ladeezz then they show up to I Love Money 2 like The Godmother and GangzStar! Two broke ass superhero sluts."
areyoucliff: I love you.
New recap is on its way, guys! Thank you for reading and writing! (In response to me, not just...in general.)
14 of 14 | Posted by BaileyQ | Posted on March 22, 2009 8:50 PM