Prancer is bummed to lose, but also bummed to be the deciding vote in the vault. Both alliances are counting on her to secure their spot, so no matter what choice she makes, people will hate her. Hating Prancer should be outlawed by society, but whatevs, these people were born rulebreakers. The Gold Team mopes to their van, while the Green Team gloats about who they're sending home. The Entertainer coached his alliance members to put Tailor Made in the box, you see. Sensing such a development may take place, Bonez grabs his nads in fear.
I thought those were Prancer's legs, for real. Way to man up, Bonez! Buckwild mournfully repeats that the team lost, as though they hadn't noticed, and 20 Pack says everyone's fair game in the vault. I guess this is his way of saying the loss is no one's fault, although I'd put the blame on the Builders, but what do I know?
Back at the house, Bonez, Ice, and Tailor Made discuss their strategy for the vault. They need to make sure Heat, 20 Pack and Buckwild are in the strongbox, and they'll need Prancer's vote to make it happen. As a side note, one of the best things about I Love Money 2 is the Ask.com ads that play in the bottom corner of the screen. In this scene it has a search box that asks, "What is a swing vote?" I was not aware this was a term that needed to be defined, but thanks, Ask.com! Way to remind us you're the search engine no one uses!
Vault time! Craig explains how the ceremony works, and half the contestants actually have to listen since they've never been there before. I'm guessing that means the ceremony won't take seven seconds like it did last week. Ice begins the voting by reminding everyone that she was captain, and I'd say it doesn't bode well for her that she has to tell them this fact. Still, she only gets votes from Buckwild, Heat, and 20 Pack. The same three people vote for Prancer, although Ice says, "That's two votes." She learned how to count from It, so she's doing the best she can.
Ice, Prancer, Bonez, and Tailor Made all vote for Buckwild, so girlfriend's in the box!
She totally never saw this coming, and it's kind of exciting to watch the nasty team get bowled over! My feelings about Buckwild vary, but as many of you have pointed out in the comments, she'll probably get her own reality show out of this series. All the more reason to laugh at her misfortune right now! The Buckwild voters also pick Heat and 20 Pack, as planned, so those are the nominees! I feel tangible excitement over how The Entertainer will react to this, not gonna lie.
The Green Team enters the vault, and oh, The Entertainer is so confident! He can't wait to send Tailor Made home! He can already taste victory, yadda yadda. Craig explains that the Paymaster will take the bottom three out on a Power Outing, and he can barely get through this speech because he's grinning so hard. I totally love that Craig is in on the joke - he's one of us, he knows this shit is ridiculous!
Craig slowly reveals the nominees, and The Entertainer isn't shaken up over Buckwild's nomination. Everyone hates her, so whatever, that's to be expected. When he finds out Heat is in the box, he's surprised but not shocked. Then 20 Pack is revealed and The Entertainer pops a vein! Yay! Bedlam ensues until Craig intervenes and says that if he were on the Green Team, he'd be glad to see the strongest Gold members in the box. That's The Entertainer's cue to stutter, "Oh, totally, I'm down with that...." Then he poops his pants from holding in so many emotions.
The cast filters out, and It sits down with Buckwild to get a grasp on the day's events. I can't believe he's confused, by the way. He's so smart and put-together. He asks how the bottom three were chosen, even though Buckwild angrily pointed out the voters while they were shouting in the vault. She spells it out for him again, and my God, he reacts like he's finding out Santa Claus really does exist.
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oh jason =( .....
1 of 14 | Posted by angelbayyb | Posted on March 15, 2009 7:51 PM
I miss megan and her bikinis. there i said it :(
Love the recaps tho!
2 of 14 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on March 15, 2009 8:50 PM
Next week, there is yelling! Buckwild calls Prancer a "turtle-faced bitch," which may be my favorite insult of all time.
With all due respect,my favorite insult's come from TVGasm's own Cherie when she writes about The Bag Girls club.(No it wasn't a typo).
Love your recaps too BQ.I save the time so that I can enjoy them with,Baileys.Nice nightcap.
3 of 14 | Posted by Robinez | Posted on March 15, 2009 10:09 PM
Yuck! How can you like Myammee? She has no personality and thinks she is the black Megan. At least Megan looked good in her bikinis. That shit that Myammee is wearing is like bargain basement, smells like feet, leftover from the 1973 filming of the sequal to Superfly, fugly lingerie. :p
I'm actualy rooting for the Entertainer's group because they are the most interesting. It? Angelique? Buckwild? "Safari"? Heck, even The Entertainer! Those are people with personalities. Those are the people that make me laugh!
Ice? Bonez? Myammee? ZZzzzzzzZZZ. Prancer is cute, I'll give you that, but the girl is boring as hell! Tailor Made is probably the only one in that group worth watching, but he is a bit creepy.
I guess what I am saying is this: Later in the game, when they are all on the same team and fighting for themselves, are you going to want to watch Ice, Bonz, and the rest of the snoozers try to out bore each other? Fuck no! You are going to want to watch Becky and The Entertainer going at it while Angelique and It give the color commentary!
4 of 14 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on March 16, 2009 6:01 AM
This was a very funny episode, so thanks for the recap.
While I like seeing the 'Survivor-like' blindsides I have to go with the Entertainer's group because like SnoothcyB says they all make me laugh one way or another and add to that I don't like Tailor Made. The only thing funny about TM is how he must have been too scare to say anything the whole while Budda was on the show.
5 of 14 | Posted by Dreamkeeper | Posted on March 16, 2009 8:13 AM
I'm rooting for Tailor Made's alliance Bonez, Ice, Myammee, and Prancer. Yes, they may be not as exciting as Entertainer of Safari but damn their nice ppl. Yeah, that's really no reason to root for these ppl on these shows but come on now.
Great recap and I can't believe this show is actually causing ppl to argue over whose alliance is better like this show is getting serious. Last season they had a freefall alliance u get in where get in this year I'm glad ppl are not just sucking up to Entertainer or Safari.
6 of 14 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 16, 2009 9:39 AM
I think the gold team screwed themselves when they threw the challenge. They obviously have the stronger physical team. With only two members on the other team the green team would have to put one of their alliance in the box. With Ice as paymaster she would have eliminated that person. By throwing the challange they left only two of the other alliance on their team and now if those two people throw the challenge they will have to put one of their own players in the box. They have less of a chance of the other team making one of their alliance the captain now and will lose more players. I think now they screwed themselves and I really hope so because I really hate Tailor Made. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
7 of 14 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on March 16, 2009 9:50 AM
i'm rooting for the entertainer's alliance. they are the most amusing and i have to say i'm a big becky buckwild fan going back to the days of flavor of love.
my favorite part of this episode = the power outing. heat looked like he was about to pass out at any second and i was laughing the entire time he and frank were talking. how does heat function in the real world?
i agree with flowie. so what if becky and 20 pack are the only ones in that alliance left on the gold team? if they threw the next challenge, ice, prancer, bonez, or tailor made would have to go in the box. so they still have the chance of eliminating someone on tm's alliance as long as they had the right paymaster on the green team to do it. so i see no reason for them to have been upset as they were. but it did provide for good entertainment so i'm hoping there's plenty more yelling and crying and bitching in general tonight.
8 of 14 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on March 16, 2009 11:22 AM
I don't know why they do this but they show the new episode 1 time during the day and the other at night, so I've already seen this new episode already and I think most of u will be happy how things go!!!
9 of 14 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 16, 2009 11:42 AM
At this point I'm so enthralled with Becky Buckwild that I don't give a fuck which teams wins as long as she sticks around for a good while.
This season is much better than last, that's for sure. Maybe it's because I feel like I'm watching a house full of Homer Simpsons.
Oh yeah, and it seems like each episode is actually played out over the course of a single day. And there's a new 'episode' each day. So these people are actually together for less than 2 weeks -- I'm assuming because renting the house for longer than that would have put the show way over budget. Chickens don't come cheap you know.
10 of 14 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 16, 2009 2:16 PM
On last week's post I cleary expressed my feelings for Becky Buckwild and The Entertainer. I loathe them. Just STFU already! Damn!
I like drama. I like to laugh at monkeys who thow shit at each other just like everyone else but come on! I'm beginning to bleed out of my ears, eyes and ass...okay that last one might have nothing to do with watching TV.
My point is that I just can't believe that borderline retarded people can easily bully their way to a quarter of a million bucks.
Buckwild and Saaphyri were cool in Charm School cause theyz were ladeezz then they show up to I Love Money 2 like The Godmother and GangzStar! Two broke ass superhero sluts.
The Entertainer makes me laugh less and less. He reminds of that crazy old man who hangs at the Starbux who I thought was being deep and ironic with his thoughts and ideas but the more I stuck around I realized he's just crazy...and drinking coffee. Same with The Entertainer. At first I was all, "Oh, you so crazy!" and now I'm like, "Damn. You really are NOT sane."
As far as The Entertainer's alliance pissing and moaning about weak players still making it through...what about Saaphyri and Angelique?
Maybe The Entertainer needs to give up on Reality TV and look into dog fighting. Not pitting dogs against each other but entering the fights himself.
Also, if anyone remembers Prancer on FOL, she wasn't a little angel. Don't get me wrong I like the girl, but she can bring the dramz when needed. Once some of these people get sent home to receive the proper medical intervention (Entertainer: mental, Buckwild: venereal) I'm sure Prancer and Myammee will pick up their feud where it left off.
11 of 14 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on March 16, 2009 3:54 PM
Bailey Quarters:
I don't know how you do it week after week. How do you pull together a sane recap out of this completely inane show? I am not sure if these people are even people any more or if they are simply characteratures of themselves.
I mean this many people can't be this stupid can they? They can't have but two brain cells to rub together. It is hard to believe that these people are actually throwing the missions. To me it is more like they are too dumb to figure them out.
Oh well. What I don't understand or actually who I DON'T UNDERSTAND is the Entertainer. Why does he just all of sudden start shouting. I am afraid one day his head is going to explode. Take a deep breathe, deep breathe. I would be afraid to be his girlfriend because you know at some point he is going to end up beating her.
Great job on the recaps!
12 of 14 | Posted by areyoucliff | Posted on March 17, 2009 11:46 AM
Hey, areyoucliff -- it helps if you look at the cast as, say, a modern-day version of the Seven Dwarfs.
13 of 14 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 17, 2009 2:54 PM
Amazing conversation this week, you guys! I love it!
sammy64: I miss Megan too! I like Myammee, but she'll never be ol' Whatsherface.
Robinez: Cherie is amazing! She deserves all the credit in the world for sitting through The Bad Girls Club week after week. Thank you so much for reading mine too!
Snootchy Bootches: I think I like Myammee BECAUSE her lingerie looks so janky! I didn't mention it in the recap I'm about to post, but she started wearing ridiculous weaves this week as well, which I also love. The trashier the better! After this week's, though, I definitely see where you're coming from re: the boringness. Hot damn, the Tailor Made Alliance can be dull.
bigjr6633: "I can't believe this show is actually causing ppl to argue over whose alliance is better like this show is getting serious."
uglycutie: "Buckwild and Saaphyri were cool in Charm School cause theyz were ladeezz then they show up to I Love Money 2 like The Godmother and GangzStar! Two broke ass superhero sluts."
areyoucliff: I love you.
New recap is on its way, guys! Thank you for reading and writing! (In response to me, not just...in general.)
14 of 14 | Posted by BaileyQ | Posted on March 22, 2009 8:50 PM