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The Gold Team is loving the whole incident. They huddle up, and do a big group kiss. Real, Chance's brother, tells us that he understands why his brother wouldn't lock lips with Boston...the rest of them are strippers and porn stars and they're used to having orgies and sex with goats, he explains. Sex with goats? Oh, this episode is rich with VH1 "celeb"-reality pitches. As they leave the challenge, Toastee comments that she wishes she could have kissed Pumkin for longer. Boston isn't too broken up over the loss, because this could be his chance to get the Stallionaires "in the box".

Back at the house, Destiney is on Heat attack. She confronts him, and wants to know why he didn't stand up for her. "About what?" he says, faux-confused. As I have mentioned plenty of times before, you've got to be pretty smart to play dumb, and this guy's not even smart enough to play straight while he's lying in a girl's bed. Destiney points out that the whole reason she got into it with Chance in the first place is because she was standing up for Heat! "I didn't know you were standing up for me. I was in the heat of the moment," Heat explains moronically.

And Destiney's ovuuuuuh it. "I thought Heat seemed genuine, but now I think he's a pussy," Destiney tells us. "I'd stand up for you," Entertainer chimes in. Destiney thanks him demurely, and all the points I just gave her for the fight with Chance go right out the window cause I so know where this is going. Ew, ew and ewwwwwww. "Heat's not doing his job, and it's time for me to do mine," Entertainer quips. He gives Destiney a hug, while Heat looks on blankly.

The action moves to the pool, where Destiney lounges on a raft and Entertainer worships her. She tells him she loves to dance, and that she's got rhythm. And guess what? Entertainer has rhythm too! Then he tells her they should try and beat the longest kiss on television. Okay, that's cool with me, but just don't make me look at it. "I really like Entertainer a lot. He's a good guy," Destiney says softly. I am so embarrassed for her. And Flasher. Even the guys from Warrant would be a step up from this.

Meanwhile, Boston the strategist is chatting with Butterface and Twelve Pack about how to support each other. Boston and Twelve Pack seem to strike a deal, and Boston walks away. "What about me?" Butterface pouts to Twelve Pack. He tells her she's the last person he wants to leave, and then he tells us that she's hot, tall, with nice legs and nice fake boobs. A 9.5 out of 10, he decrees. See Chance, flat asses work for some people. They hug, and Butterface tries to kiss him, but he calls it the "kiss of death" and accuses her of trying to get him in trouble. And out of nowhere, Entertainer is watching this, and says that he doesn't trust Butterface. Is Entertainer going to be the one to call this fake, lying ho out?

No, I don't have any spare change. Thanks for the lies though, skeez.

And Entertainer's all over this episode, cause now he's sharing a smoke with Heat and wanting to know what's up with Heat and Destiney. Is Heat cool with Entertainer moving in on his territory, he wonders? Of course he is, now he's totally off the hook. It was hard work pretending to pretend to like women. True to form, Heat just looks confused and stupid. This is where he's not acting, by the way. Entertainer doesn't want to step on any toes or disrespect anyone, or so he says. "I'm fine," Heat sputters through his smoke rings. "Me and Destiney hit it off and she knows I love her all the way, so all I could say was nothing," Heat explains to the viewers.

And while Heat is surely relieved to not have to pretend to pretend to want to have sex with Destiney anymore, he does recognize that the budding relationship between Destiney and Entertainer threatens his standing in the game. He voices his concerns to White Boy, who eats his lunch and mumbles, "It's all up to Entertainer," through a mouthful of food.

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