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"Whatever I say to you, I say to you," Entertainer assures Heat. Then he tells the viewers that Heat is freaking out because Destiney has feelings for him. "I'm cool, and I congratulate you both on your happiness," Heat says politely. Now I'm not sure if he's angling to stay in the game, or for a wedding invite. If he's the only one not invited, little man's gonna be very sad.

Next, Entertainer turns his attention to Butterface. "You're so quiet it's scaring me," he booms. Entertainer is enjoying this Paymaster thing way too much. He's such a child. "Why do you think you're here?" he demands. "Because...people don't like me?" she replies. Who doesn't like you, he insists. "Ummm, you?" she tells him. Then she gives her horrible, wretched laugh. "I personally would love to see you go home tonight," he tells her, pointing right at her face.

And you know I can't stand this ho worse than anyone, but I'm kind of, I don't know, a little empathetic here. She knows he hates her, she's not particularly concerned that he does, cause really, who gives a shit about this guy? Or the $250k for that matter, cause really, this is all just for another line on the reality resume and whoever wins the cash is just gonna blow it on a huge bar tab in the first week anyway. "Let's just see how it goes," she shrugs casually in her interview. I like this que sera, que sera thing. And she's definitely bitchy enough to hang with me. If only Butterface could drop that retard routine, we might have a shot.

Entertainer tells her that she's a troublemaker. See, another thing we have in common. She shrugs again and tells him she doesn't think she starts it. Okay, now the similarities are starting to scare me. "Well, I don't think I'm loud and obnoxious, but I am," he tells her. She tells him she's misunderstood. Okay, whew. I could give a crap if I'm misunderstood. If I have to explain, then you wouldn't get it anyway.

"Don't insult my intelligence," Entertainer growls at Butterface and I almost fall off the sofa laughing. Cute catchphrase, but you have to have an IQ for someone to insult it. And then Butterface starts crying, which doesn't work at all on Entertainer, and that kind of rules. "How many acting lessons did she take?" he scoffs. But you know what? I don't think it's fake. First of all, I don't think she's that kind of actress, and I don't think she could pull off the fake cry. Second, crying because some loser's being mean to her is not part of the Paris Hilton moron routine. It's all about being too vapid to care, and Butterface never breaks character. I think she is genuinely realizing that people hate her, and it's not a nice thought.

Your intelligence looks old.

After the Power Outing, Entertainer goes to White Boy for some more information. White Boy is wearing another one of those oddly cut, ladylike tank tops. He seems to have one in every color. Look, I appreciate personal style whether I like it or not - I live for Flasher's spangly stripper gowns, but I'd never be caught dead in one. Well, in public anyway. It would probably be fun to tart up and vacuum the house like that. And speaking of Flash, another thing that I'm not liking is the wardrobe. It's so toned down. It's like her and Bret caucused and decided to ruin all the fun for me. I am only praying that Bret brings the pleather on the tour of hos with him. I bet you pleather travels well. It certainly doesn't wrinkle.

Anyway, White Boy's wearing this silly looking tank top, and I'm sure he thinks it's cool and fashionable, but I'm just not getting it at all. But ugly shirt aside, White Boy's working Entertainer. He tells Entertainer that Heat's a threat, that he still has feelings for Destiney and she's still got "emotional attachment" to him. Yes, those two-day relationships are so hard to get over. So much history. So hard to let go.

And then it's time for elimination. Boston tells us that if Entertainer was smart, he'd send him home. Well, I wouldn't be too worried about that. I'd say Boston is going to be safe. Heat makes fun of Butterface's wretched cackle, and repeats Entertainer's mantra about what a troublemaker she is. Heat is attired in a pair of American flag shorts. Patriotic Guido chic.

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