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Craig J. appears, and kicks things off by asking Boston who he thinks should go home. Boston thinks Heat should go, because he wants to keep Butterface around. Heat thinks Butterface should go. And Butterface wants Boston to stay, 'cause he's growing on her. "It's not surprising," muses Boston, "They always fall victim to the Boston charm eventually." Then he makes a dumb joke about how he's growing outward as he's talking to her.

And then it's time for the main event. The first check goes to Mr. Boston. He looked like a wreck on the Power Outing, so he's gonna give Boston a chance, the benevolent Lord Entertainer decrees. "No surprise to me, I fooled the idiot with my sickness and he thinks I'm the weakest guy on the team," says Boston flippantly. So ironic that Entertainer's whole reason for choosing Mr. Boston as an eliminee was because he was suspicious that Boston was smarter than he seemed, and he totally tricked Entertainer into keeping him in the game by actually being smarter than he seemed. Well executed, Captain B.

Who in the world would believe this guy's dumb act?

Butterface tells us casually that she's pretty sure she's going home because Entertainer's got something personal against her. "Not the smartest decision, but not the smartest guy," she shrugs. She's so sure it's over, she doesn't even wear a teeny bikini to eliminations. She's in a cut out one piece, and you know what? Not flattering. Heat is in a full blown, drunken panic. He needs the money. For his family, he adds desperately. His Mom's got a bad case of the disformation, remember?

"Heat with Destiney and Megan with her lies," Entertainer muses. He doesn't know what to do. Craig J. uses his super serious voice to lay it down for him. "Who. Is going. To receive. The next check," Craig J. wonders sagely. And the next check goes to Heat! Butterface shot down? By a man? Even though all men love her cause she's sooooo hot? Loves it! To the millionth! The Night at the Roxbury music starts pumping as Heat stumbles up to take his check...but when he gets to Entertainer, he's denied. "Heat, my decision is for you to leave tonight." And the music dies out with a whine. Oh, Entertainer. Tricky, tricky.

It was just too awkward, Entertainer explains. But he's such a great guy, he does manage to muster up some sympathy for Heat. "You gotta feel bad, he lost out on the money, got dumped by his girlfriend and then the guy dating his girlfriend is the one who lets him go," he says grandly. Dude, get a grip. You're only team captain for another five minutes. Then you're back to the village with the rest of 'em.

Heat does go out with a good one liner, though. "I hope you and Destiney have fun in your parents' bedroom," he slurs. Hee hee. But Entertainer's not done with Butterface. "I have a couple of things to say to you," he says, relishing his last few moments of being the big man on campus, "I hope you won't be causing any more problems." Butterface tells us on camera that her team has the wrong impression of her, and that she's really a nice, sweet, innocent girl. Please. Why bother?

She walks back to the group, and really, that swimsuit is really not doing her any favors. Here's something interesting, not one person congratulates her on staying, not even her bestie Annoying Brandi C. See, no one likes shallow and bitchy. Maybe one or the other, but Butterface is an island on I Love Money, and I bet you she doesn't have any friends in real life either.

Destiney's pretty much relieved that Heat's gone. She's a little bummed about losing someone from her alliance, but overall..."I really don't like Heat," she determines. And Entertainer, well, this is pretty much the greatest day of his whole life. He's still broke. He's still living in his parents' basement. But Destiney's "with" him, so it's all okay. White Boy's becoming concerned that he's the biggest target. "It's starting to get real real right now. Real real," he says dramatically. Well hello, that's why they call it reality television. It's a little real. Sometimes. White Boy also takes credit for masterminding Heat's departure, and he's happy about that.

Fine. That bitch can live with uneven eyebrows, then.

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