Ice mentions that 20 Pack said he has nothing against Bonez, so that's Tailor Made's cue to dwell on this. Since that alliance doesn't really care about Bonez, maybe they'll keep him around! Bonez stupidly agrees, so everyone keeps that in mind as they head for the vault.
Craig explains the vault rules, but this is old hat by now. Buckwild asks if she can send in an absentee ballot instead of hanging around, since surely she has so much else going on. Her box of wine can't stand to be without her! Craig responds by completely ignoring her, hoorah! Then Bonez starts the voting process. No one votes for Prancer or Ice, but 20 Pack and Buckwild vote for Tailor Made. It would've been truly awesome if the other members of the TMA turned on him at the last second, but alas, it's not to be.
Ice, Prancer and Tailor Made all vote for 20 Pack, Buckwild and Bonez to be in the box. No big shock there, sadly. Craig drops the checks in the box and then calls the Green Team in to hear the nominees. They're a little surprised to see Bonez in there, especially The Entertainer, who wonders how the TMA could do that do a religious man. Bonez will just have to get his justice in Heaven, because religion don't fly in this piece.
After the vault ceremony, the TMA decides to roleplay the Power Outing. Clearly if they rehearse things really well, they'll be able to save Bonez! Unless this roleplay involves pornography, though, it probably won't be accurate. They act out their scene anyway, deciding that Angelique needs to know she's at the bottom of the ladder in the other alliance. If she switches over and joins the TMA, she'll...be in the same exact spot but with less fun people. As they discuss this, The Entertainer and 20 Pack burst in to tell Prancer and Ice they're the next to go home. Therefore they should join the other alliance, because everyone over there hates them! Common sense! Then The Entertainer shouts some more, and nuts should be punched.
Next, Angelique and the bottom three head out for their Power Outing. The smell of fish is strong in the air, so everyone assumes Frenchy didn't wash her business, but instead it's some dude bringing in red snapper for lunch. The Power Outing is cleaning and cooking these fish. Angelique is upset because she's been a vegetarian for seventeen years. Surely the producers knew this, so squee, they hate her too!
Since Angelique refuses to participate, the others hang back as well. That means the random Mexican fellow does the whole process, which is hilariously graphic. Guts explode all over the place, so Angelique has to leave to cope. Coping involves boning 20 Pack, so she asks him to come along with her. He agrees, because when the options are A) gutting a fish and B) getting genital warts, warts seem like the better choice.
Bonez and Buckwild spy from across the beach, and Bonez says, "We're gonna turn around in three minutes and her top's gonna be off." Her top is literally off in three seconds, but it's so cute of Bonez to overestimate. 20 Pack genuinely looks nauseous at the prospect of her tatters, but he says in confessional that if she gets him drunk and plays hard to get, chances are he'll probably doink her. And now I'm nauseous.
Angelique finally releases him from her clutches, so they rejoin the group for drinks.
Angeliqe asks Bonez if he'd like to speak to her in private, and he's kind of hesitant. There's a good chance this isn't the one-on-one time, it's just Angelique being like, "So you dew mee, yah?" He accepts the time anyway and tries to explain the benefits of joining his alliance. He's pretty unconvincing, so I hope he doesn't dally as a street preacher in his spare time. He would not entice me to enter the loving arms of Jesus Christ.
Angelique is moderately intrigued by joining the TMA, which would give her a larger alliance. It's only larger because the TMA claims they have Cali on their side, while Cali is actually just floating in the ether. Regardless, Bonez elaborates that Prancer and Cali are best friends, so she's ultimately siding with the TMA. Angelique nods thoughtfully, telling us in confessional that she has to share this with her "lion." That's not code for "alliance," that's code for "vagina."
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Comments (5)
I really love how appalled the Entertainer's alliance is that someone else dared to make an alliance. Did they really expect that it was okay if they picked off people one by one and that those people should just take it? Each week it amuses me how outraged they are that someone dare play the game the way they are!
1 of 5 | Posted by blazergirl | Posted on March 23, 2009 9:43 AM
OMFG I'm still laughing. You are totally hysterical!
Hugs,
Yenta
2 of 5 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on March 23, 2009 10:14 AM
Says a lot about a show when the most perceptive of the bunch is a guy called It.
3 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 23, 2009 10:59 AM
QB, loved the line "Craig begins the ceremony by reminding us there's twelve people left, which means this season will never end."
They need to merge the two teams because I'm now sick of the green team.
4 of 5 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 23, 2009 4:42 PM
That line about this season never ending, I swear I felt that way last season. They had like 20 ppl but by the time they got down to 10 I was like damn can they hurry this shit up.
I'm going to make a prediction right now, It is going to win this whole season. While the boring nice alliance vs funny evil alliance keep fighting with eachother, It will swoop in and walk away with all the money.
5 of 5 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 23, 2009 10:25 PM