The Power Outing comes to a close and everyone retreats to the house. Angelique pulls Buckwild aside to tell her about Cali, so Buckwild promptly tells Saaphyri. Then Saaphyri runs off to ask Cali about this personally, which is surprisingly astute. Usually she'd settle on gossiping about it for days. Cali immediately denies the whole thing, because the Green Team is doing better right now and she'd like a piece of that. Naturally Saaphyri doesn't believe her, which makes you wonder why she spoke to her at all. Clearly it's Saaphyri's way or the highway!
Cali says they should have this discussion with Bonez, so they bring The Entertainer along to corner the TMA. According to Prancer, Cali agreed to join the TMA at the Power Outing a few weeks ago. Then she calls Cali out for trying to throw the Fire and Ice challenge, which seems fairly inaccurate. It's all hectic and confusing, so Angelique doesn't know where Cali stands. Admittedly all she knows overall is that she wants to screw 20 Pack, so...there's that. The Entertainer decides Cali is 100% on the Green Alliance, and then he marches out of the room like that ends the discussion.
Surprisingly the world keeps turning without him, although his alliance follows on his heels. Myammee insists to Angelique that Cali is part of the TMA, because whoever gets the last word is totally correct. Then Tailor Made comments that Buckwild always sticks around because her alliance is always on the opposite team, and Angelique asks, "So you think I should send Vecky home?" If the TMA can legitimately swing this, they are my eternal heroes, not gonna lie!
Bonez explains that Buckwild will only look out for Saaphyri and The Entertainer. If she had to, she'd send Angelique home in a hot second. In confessional, Angelique admits she doesn't know who to trust, but the Gold Team sure does seem nice. Then she tells the TMA that she might send Buckwild home, at which point the entire Gold Team does the Snoopy Dance.
Time for elimination! 20 Pack is worried because kissing Angelique would've sealed the deal for his safety. It also would've signed his herpes contract. Bonez is equally concerned because Angelique may not recognize the allure of his fedora.
Craig begins the ceremony by reminding us there's twelve people left, which means this season will never end. A hymn cues up in the background as Bonez interrupts, explaining that he's seen people compromise their beliefs in this house. There've been evil tactics, but God Almighty, he'll spread peace and "spirityality"! This game is God's will! You'd like to see Angelique reply, "It's actually my will, so go the fuck home," but whatever.
Angelique blows everyone's minds and calls 20 Pack first. He's been really loyal to her since day one, and also she wants to S his D. However, she's a little pissed he doesn't want to bone her. He'll still receive his check, but only if he French kisses her right now. He's really, really happy about this, as you can imagine.
He contemplates it for a minute, but ultimately, mouth sores are worth $250,000. The kiss takes place, to which It shrieks, "That tongue go in her mouf, yo!" Thanks for the reminder. Angelique describes it as, "So hot, so sexy..."
He gets his check, so the bottom two are Bonez and Buckwild. Angelique speaks to Bonez first, remarking that he's made her think a lot, and they're both very spiritual people. On the other hand, Buckwild is definitely loyal and trustworthy, but she's a very strong player. Angelique will have to compete with her down the line.
She calls Buckwild forward and...gives her the check. Ugh. Buckwild responds by saying, "Your boobs are fake, your lips are fake, but you are one of the realest chicks in this house."
She really goes to town there, eh? Kissing her ass is one thing, but it's another to kiss the hole. Buckwild collects her check anyway, and Angelique is left to apologize to Bonez. He replies that in the Bible, seven is the number of completion, and it's the seventh elimination and yadda yadda. I like you, Bonez, but shut your trap.
Next time, there is pole-hanging! The TMA tries to get It on their side! The Entertainer screams to Saaphyri, "This is an A and B conversation, so C your way out of it"! Relatedly, The Entertainer is functionally retarded.
What say you? Do you think the Saaphyri/The Entertainer yelling match will lead to the Green Alliance's demise? Which team do you think It should side with? Would you kiss Angelique's asshole? Leave your thoughts after the jump!
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Comments (5)
I really love how appalled the Entertainer's alliance is that someone else dared to make an alliance. Did they really expect that it was okay if they picked off people one by one and that those people should just take it? Each week it amuses me how outraged they are that someone dare play the game the way they are!
1 of 5 | Posted by blazergirl | Posted on March 23, 2009 9:43 AM
OMFG I'm still laughing. You are totally hysterical!
Hugs,
Yenta
2 of 5 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on March 23, 2009 10:14 AM
Says a lot about a show when the most perceptive of the bunch is a guy called It.
3 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 23, 2009 10:59 AM
QB, loved the line "Craig begins the ceremony by reminding us there's twelve people left, which means this season will never end."
They need to merge the two teams because I'm now sick of the green team.
4 of 5 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 23, 2009 4:42 PM
That line about this season never ending, I swear I felt that way last season. They had like 20 ppl but by the time they got down to 10 I was like damn can they hurry this shit up.
I'm going to make a prediction right now, It is going to win this whole season. While the boring nice alliance vs funny evil alliance keep fighting with eachother, It will swoop in and walk away with all the money.
5 of 5 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 23, 2009 10:25 PM