Her beauty is overwhelming, as is her statement of "Maybe I should cohort with It." Ah, it's rare you hear that word as a verb! God bless Saaphyri. She's still pondering when they head into the vault, before which The Entertainer gleefully shrieks, "Everything is perfect, nothing could go wrong!" Let's hope.
Saaphyri immediately starts the voting process by asking who wants Frank in the box, throwing her hand in the air. It and Myammee quickly follow, and then The Entertainer poops his pants. Seriously, shit hits both the fan and his trunks. Everyone breaks into a screaming match, so Craig interrupts and asks if they need help. They do, so he takes over as King Vote. Angelique, Cali and The Entertainer vote for Myammee and It. Those two vote for Angelique and Cali, and then Saaphyri joins them in voting for The Entertainer. Then Angelique, Cali and The Entertainer vote for Saaphyri. Four people have three votes, so there's not a clear consensus! With five minutes left on the clock, more yelling ensues.
Time ticks down as The Entertainer and Saaphyri spar. There's some weird parental mocking in which The Entertainer asks where Saaphyri's parents are, because at least he's got parents! Great point? I'm assuming her parents are dead, because Craig intervenes and tells The Entertainer he's better than that. The Entertainer shouts back, "No, I'm not!" Oh, okay then. This goes back and forth until the 15 minutes runs out, so it's time for the Paymaster to decide! Yay!
The Gold Team consults, by which I mean the TMA decides who they'd like in the box. Buckwild and 20 Pack mostly stand back and pick each other's wedgies. When Craig asks for the nominees, Tailor Made names Saaphyri, Angelique and The Entertainer, but Buckwild insists that's the TMA's vote, as though that makes a difference. Shockingly, just like every other week, Buckwild running her mouth has no effect on the voting process! The nominees are final, and that necessitates a really extended animated sequence.
The Green Team convenes to assure The Entertainer he won't be going home, which seriously drives home Craig's point from the challenge: all these fools lie. Angelique tries to insist that Saaphyri is a very strong player, so she'll probably be kicked out, but unfortch Saaphyri overhears their conversation. She asks, "Saaphyri what?!" and then The Entertainer tells her, "This is an A and B conversation, so C your way out of it." In return, she tells him to S her D. They shout petty insults at each other for a little while, but then The Entertainer puts his game face on. He has to convince Tailor Made to keep him around, and that means telling him he'll be in the TMA for all eternity. Then he farts and waves it in Saaphyri's direction, which is legitimately not an exaggeration - that happened. Quality television, y'all!
Time for the Power Outing! Tailor Made bites his nails during their ride to the beach, since he's afraid The Entertainer will castrate him, but The Entertainer is all smiles once they get to their destination. He requests the Outing's solo time so he can explain himself and they can have a fun chitchat. He'll also show Tailor Made what a snake Saaphyri is, so there's your cue to take another shot.
The Power Outing is named The Implant Buster.
The contestants have to climb that mountain, and Angelique volunteers first because she is ridiculous. She asks if she has to keep her clothes on, and shockingly the instructors request that she does. I find this hard to believe, since she is so unbelievably sexy. She manages to both stay fully clothed and scale the mountain pretty quickly, two impressive feats if ever there were any. Tailor Made follows on her heels, and then it's Saaphyri and The Entertainer's turn. This sounds like it could be amazing entertainment, since one would undoubtedly shove the other, but alas The Entertainer refuses to participate. He claims it's because of his cracked rib, but you know it's just to talk shit about Saaphyri.
Once she's several feet in the air, he pulls Tailor Made aside and hisses that Saaphyri is a pretty physical competitor. Also, she's a slutfaced whore so keep him instead. He adds that he's more trustworthy than Saaphyri, and oddly Tailor Made buys that. The Entertainer then promises Tailor Made's safety, but Saaphyri dismounts so the conversation must cease.
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Comments (13)
I'm fairly sure that VH1 used WKRP as the radio station because they didn't want to give some station free advertisement. Especially since one of their employees joined the show under false pretenses. It isn't like EVERYONE doesn't know that WKRP is fake.
And It is putting on an act. I mentioned in the comments several weeks ago that he is a stand up comedian. Go look him up on You Tube. There are a few videos of him doing public appearances and radio interviews. He has the It character in place most of the time, but when he is rapping, his annunciation is perfect. Totally an act.
1 of 13 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on March 30, 2009 2:31 AM
im going to have to disagree and say that the most disgusting showmance ever is buckwild + the entertainer
2 of 13 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on March 30, 2009 6:51 AM
U know on the bonus clips, they show buckwild giving the entertainer a condom and she's talking to him on the phone saying "Don't leave Mexico so on her day off they can have sex" ewwww!!!
Last season I called Hoopz the winner on the 1st episode, I don't know about this group. I still want It might win, I don't care if he's putting on act I like him.
3 of 13 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 30, 2009 7:12 AM
I liked when TM was telling the others that Saaphyri did as well as he did climbing and then the producers showed in a clip that she went quite a bit higher that he did.
The power switch added a nice twist to the game and TM may not have balls but he has shown that he has more brains than The Entertainer, Saaphyri and Buckwild.
I don't think the TMA would have won if the rules of the challenge did not allow him to pick his helpers. I think the show producers were giving him his chance to send The Entertainer home. That way they can bring him back for I love Money 3.
4 of 13 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 30, 2009 3:23 PM
You know a rope broke during one of these stupid challenges. A rope BROKE.
It's bad enough they were flailing chickens at them the other week, without giving them any protective padding.
Not only that, but there's the real and present danger of who knows how many STDs crawling about in that house.
This is a far more dangerous show than Survivor.
5 of 13 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 30, 2009 11:10 PM
Hi all you money lovers!
I may be the lone wail in the wilderness, but I actually loved Frank! I thought he was hilarious and made the show fun to watch. Now, Becky "Buckwild" will provide my fun. Tailor Made is no where near as entertaining as "The Entertainer", and I think his longevity on these "reality shows" is just about up. So I raise a glass to Frank for making my Monday nights worth living for--at least its not in his mom's basement! Good Night Sweet Frank, We hardly knew ye.
XOXO
nyc cookie
6 of 13 | Posted by nyc cookie | Posted on March 31, 2009 6:53 AM
Yeah I liked Frank too, but I did like how the head alliance is now being controlled by Tailor Made. For me this season is way more interesting than last season. IT for the win!!!
7 of 13 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 31, 2009 11:50 AM
Yes, even though it was a good game twist I like The entertainer and can not stand TM. I would have been happier with Saaphyri going home instead of Frank.
8 of 13 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 31, 2009 3:44 PM
The Entertainer is an excellent tv character -- I wonder if he acts like that all the time though.
Sort of like I believe It is all an act too.
I can definitely see the Entertainer being developed into a sitcom character though. Sort of an enraged Seinfeld.
9 of 13 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 31, 2009 11:58 PM
I for one am sooo happy that Frank is gone!
That dude was annoying. Okay...the yelling was funny when it was the one line "I LOOOVE MONEY!!!" but then it was..."TAILOR MADE IS A SNAKE!!!" then..."MY ASS ITCHES!!!" then..."I NEED TOILET PAPER!!!" then..."ANYBODY SEEN THE REMOTE?!!!!" It's like, go to sleep already you jag off!
But this week's ep rocked cause the blue haired, big nosed, big moufed fragle cried big ass crocodile tears. AHAHAHA! And I finally learned the correct pronunciation of Saaphyri's name. Seriously...I always thought it was Safari. But I guess it's Sa-Fire-ree. Right?
Ah. Who Cares. She's ugly. Ugly people don't matter anyway. Right, Buckwild? Ahahahahaha!
10 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 1, 2009 7:49 PM
I met Frank at the mall this weekend! He was just strolling around & it was hilarious bc I was the only person who really even knew who he was.
He is soo nice & much better looking in person =) We tried to get some info outta him but he said he can't say who won, "but fuck taylor made, as long as he didn't win, im happy" he took pics w us & yelled his infamous - i loooove money lol it was great
11 of 13 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on April 6, 2009 8:16 PM
I would have to agree with the anonymous person. The only reason why I was watching I love money 2 was because of Entertainer. He kept the show going because he is so crazy and always has something up his sleeve. Buckwild was even crazier when he was there. I like her to. I stopped watching once he got the boot and from Taylor Maid he is so boring and you just want to jump through the TV and tell him have you looked in the mirror you are just nasty and annoying and just a pain. They lost a good person when the the Entertainer left his name does fit his personality so much
12 of 13 | Posted by kekualani2007 | Posted on April 7, 2009 2:05 PM
Snootchy Bootches: I will agree to disagree with you on the first part! I don't think most people have ANY idea what a WKRP is, let alone 99% of people within VH1's target audience (and I say this as a 21-year-old, so I ain't hatin'). Ice has always maintained that she wasn't talking to a radio station, so I felt like this was so much proof that she was right, it was all a lie. Also, re: It -- gah!
itchy: Right?! This show is twice as dangerous, for so much less of a reward -- which is the joy of VH1, I suppose.
nyc cookie: Don't you worry, I bet Frank will have his own reality show soon enough! How can he not, you know? I tend to prefer the dude-looking-for-love dating shows over the "Daisy of Love" and "I Love New York"'s, but I don't know if I'd have the stomach for that one.
uglycutie: I LOVE YOU. And yes, it's Sa-Fire-ree, although a commenter earlier this season said her real name is Wanda. The fact that she CHOSE Saaphyri kind of completes my life.
Anonymous: Dude, that is AMAZING, thank you for sharing!! Whether he's an asshole or not, I do love me a good celebrity sighting!
13 of 13 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on April 7, 2009 8:03 PM