The group sits down for lunch, and Saaphyri insists on praying. She's been on several Power Outings and has somehow refrained from this before, but whatevs! We're treated to a nice prayer that includes blessing the food so it will be good in their bellies, which is Jesus' top concern. Then everyone dines in delicious, uncomfortable silence, until Tailor Made asks Saaphyri who should go home. She says The Entertainer, since he's controlling both the game and Buckwild. I don't know why this would sway anyone, since Buckwild isn't exactly beloved by the TMA, but hey! Tailor Made asks The Entertainer who he would've put in the box, and The Entertainer says Myammee, It, and someone else.
Saaphyri chimes in that the other person was Cali, but The Entertainer denies this. He would never betray Cali that way! He doesn't want to go home! Please, God, don't make him see his parents again in this lifetime! Similar such arguments ensue, while Tailor Made sits back and giggles. Angelique suggests in confessional that everyone should get laid so there wouldn't be any drama. That's always how it works on these shows, sure.
Time for the one-on-one session! Tailor Made picks The Entertainer because he fears for his life otherwise. The Entertainer insists that he'll never vote for Tailor Made, and if he's Paymaster, he'll never send Tailor Made home. Of course this is a huge-ass lie, but he says he's giving his word and that means loyalty. This basic statement earns Tailor Made's trust, but he still has a lot of things to weigh before the eviction ceremony. In The Entertainer's mind, that means he's safe and shall be rewarded with 250,000 bone.
Back at the house, Tailor Made tells the TMA how Saaphyri did in the climbing activity. She did it without dying, so she might be a tough opponent in the future! He mentions that she climbed as fast as he did, but that doesn't pack quite the punch he expects. Everyone else in the alliance kind of exchanges glances, like, "So, it took her a few hours? She climbed like a girl?" Ice says they need to send that bitch home, and the group nods and agrees. Dude, if Tailor Made really squanders his opportunity to crush The Entertainer, he will be crowned The Eternal Tool.
Time for the eviction ceremony! Saaphyri interviews that she wants Frank out of there so bad, preferably via falling down the stairs or getting mangled. Fabulous! She probably shouldn't say that on camera lest she violate her probation, but that's her call. Craig and Tailor Made approach the contestants, and Craig remarks on how funny it is that Tailor Made is the one making the decision today. Y'all mocked him but he's got the power now! Craig asks the nominees how they feel about that, and predictably they're friggin' delighted. Angelique comments that she will wash Tailor Made's back, so...there's that.
Craig asks who will receive the first check, so Tailor Made calls Angelique forward. She sent home one of his biggest allies last week, but she did it for a respectable reason. Hence, she gets her check! According to the captions, she remarks, "I'm soberly science, pelican stare, and I really appreciate Amish hair, buttress meat, he's smelling me, I'm Barry White in August." I feel sorrow for the person who spent time coming up with that, but more sorrow that I transcribed it.
Now it's down to The Entertainer and Saaphyri! I included Buckwild in that list out of habit, but for once she's unimportant, although she weeps on the sidelines anyway. Tailor Made thinks about the nominees for a bit before calling The Entertainer forward. The Entertainer immediately assumes he's staying, weeee! Except, you know, the second person called forward is usually the one who's sent home.
Tailor Made says he honestly believes he can trust The Entertainer, and he appreciates the opportunity to join The Entertainer's alliance. 20 Pack and Buckwild smirk upon hearing this, so yeah, I'm sure The Entertainer was being super honest and open. It doesn't matter anyway; Tailor Made already has an alliance, so The Entertainer's check is void! Say hi to Mom, Frank!
There's a big montage in The Entertainer's honor, because I guess he's dead or something, so that's nice. I hope Heaven has more than a sleeper sofa. Then Saaphyri collects her check and promises never to call Tailor Made a devil again. He swears he won't call her a bitch, so all's well that ends well!
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Comments (13)
I'm fairly sure that VH1 used WKRP as the radio station because they didn't want to give some station free advertisement. Especially since one of their employees joined the show under false pretenses. It isn't like EVERYONE doesn't know that WKRP is fake.
And It is putting on an act. I mentioned in the comments several weeks ago that he is a stand up comedian. Go look him up on You Tube. There are a few videos of him doing public appearances and radio interviews. He has the It character in place most of the time, but when he is rapping, his annunciation is perfect. Totally an act.
1 of 13 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on March 30, 2009 2:31 AM
im going to have to disagree and say that the most disgusting showmance ever is buckwild + the entertainer
2 of 13 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on March 30, 2009 6:51 AM
U know on the bonus clips, they show buckwild giving the entertainer a condom and she's talking to him on the phone saying "Don't leave Mexico so on her day off they can have sex" ewwww!!!
Last season I called Hoopz the winner on the 1st episode, I don't know about this group. I still want It might win, I don't care if he's putting on act I like him.
3 of 13 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 30, 2009 7:12 AM
I liked when TM was telling the others that Saaphyri did as well as he did climbing and then the producers showed in a clip that she went quite a bit higher that he did.
The power switch added a nice twist to the game and TM may not have balls but he has shown that he has more brains than The Entertainer, Saaphyri and Buckwild.
I don't think the TMA would have won if the rules of the challenge did not allow him to pick his helpers. I think the show producers were giving him his chance to send The Entertainer home. That way they can bring him back for I love Money 3.
4 of 13 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 30, 2009 3:23 PM
You know a rope broke during one of these stupid challenges. A rope BROKE.
It's bad enough they were flailing chickens at them the other week, without giving them any protective padding.
Not only that, but there's the real and present danger of who knows how many STDs crawling about in that house.
This is a far more dangerous show than Survivor.
5 of 13 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 30, 2009 11:10 PM
Hi all you money lovers!
I may be the lone wail in the wilderness, but I actually loved Frank! I thought he was hilarious and made the show fun to watch. Now, Becky "Buckwild" will provide my fun. Tailor Made is no where near as entertaining as "The Entertainer", and I think his longevity on these "reality shows" is just about up. So I raise a glass to Frank for making my Monday nights worth living for--at least its not in his mom's basement! Good Night Sweet Frank, We hardly knew ye.
XOXO
nyc cookie
6 of 13 | Posted by nyc cookie | Posted on March 31, 2009 6:53 AM
Yeah I liked Frank too, but I did like how the head alliance is now being controlled by Tailor Made. For me this season is way more interesting than last season. IT for the win!!!
7 of 13 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 31, 2009 11:50 AM
Yes, even though it was a good game twist I like The entertainer and can not stand TM. I would have been happier with Saaphyri going home instead of Frank.
8 of 13 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 31, 2009 3:44 PM
The Entertainer is an excellent tv character -- I wonder if he acts like that all the time though.
Sort of like I believe It is all an act too.
I can definitely see the Entertainer being developed into a sitcom character though. Sort of an enraged Seinfeld.
9 of 13 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 31, 2009 11:58 PM
I for one am sooo happy that Frank is gone!
That dude was annoying. Okay...the yelling was funny when it was the one line "I LOOOVE MONEY!!!" but then it was..."TAILOR MADE IS A SNAKE!!!" then..."MY ASS ITCHES!!!" then..."I NEED TOILET PAPER!!!" then..."ANYBODY SEEN THE REMOTE?!!!!" It's like, go to sleep already you jag off!
But this week's ep rocked cause the blue haired, big nosed, big moufed fragle cried big ass crocodile tears. AHAHAHA! And I finally learned the correct pronunciation of Saaphyri's name. Seriously...I always thought it was Safari. But I guess it's Sa-Fire-ree. Right?
Ah. Who Cares. She's ugly. Ugly people don't matter anyway. Right, Buckwild? Ahahahahaha!
10 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 1, 2009 7:49 PM
I met Frank at the mall this weekend! He was just strolling around & it was hilarious bc I was the only person who really even knew who he was.
He is soo nice & much better looking in person =) We tried to get some info outta him but he said he can't say who won, "but fuck taylor made, as long as he didn't win, im happy" he took pics w us & yelled his infamous - i loooove money lol it was great
11 of 13 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on April 6, 2009 8:16 PM
I would have to agree with the anonymous person. The only reason why I was watching I love money 2 was because of Entertainer. He kept the show going because he is so crazy and always has something up his sleeve. Buckwild was even crazier when he was there. I like her to. I stopped watching once he got the boot and from Taylor Maid he is so boring and you just want to jump through the TV and tell him have you looked in the mirror you are just nasty and annoying and just a pain. They lost a good person when the the Entertainer left his name does fit his personality so much
12 of 13 | Posted by kekualani2007 | Posted on April 7, 2009 2:05 PM
Snootchy Bootches: I will agree to disagree with you on the first part! I don't think most people have ANY idea what a WKRP is, let alone 99% of people within VH1's target audience (and I say this as a 21-year-old, so I ain't hatin'). Ice has always maintained that she wasn't talking to a radio station, so I felt like this was so much proof that she was right, it was all a lie. Also, re: It -- gah!
itchy: Right?! This show is twice as dangerous, for so much less of a reward -- which is the joy of VH1, I suppose.
nyc cookie: Don't you worry, I bet Frank will have his own reality show soon enough! How can he not, you know? I tend to prefer the dude-looking-for-love dating shows over the "Daisy of Love" and "I Love New York"'s, but I don't know if I'd have the stomach for that one.
uglycutie: I LOVE YOU. And yes, it's Sa-Fire-ree, although a commenter earlier this season said her real name is Wanda. The fact that she CHOSE Saaphyri kind of completes my life.
Anonymous: Dude, that is AMAZING, thank you for sharing!! Whether he's an asshole or not, I do love me a good celebrity sighting!
13 of 13 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on April 7, 2009 8:03 PM