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Back on the yacht, Hoopz is now pissed that Whiteboy said she was a stranger. Apparently his proof for not calling her a whore is that they barely know each other, but this is quite anger-making. He really can't win one way or another - either she's a whore or a stranger, and both of those things make her unhappy. In confessional she says, "Once the rock is chipped, it's chipped, and you can't get it back." Ah yes, the old chipped rock analogy.

The power outing wraps up quickly and the group returns home. Hoopz is exhausted, so that's all the more incentive for Real to be a perv. She's talking about how tired she is, and he's like, "Get in the shower for me, okay?" Surprisingly she goes along with it, even though you can tell she thinks she'll get raped.

Luckily there's no rape, just Italy! He tells her to "have a seat, big butt," which is super endearing. She doesn't even react to that, and instead just tells him she doesn't know what to do at the elimination ceremony. Real is such a jerk that he's like, "It's all good, Whiteboy's out of here" and just decides for her. Knowing him, he probably thinks he's helping her out. He concludes, "Oh yeah, he's gone now" and she stares kind of vacantly. To give him some credit, he at least apologizes for putting Hoopz in the middle of all this chaos. It's vaguely romantic but he does it while is mouth is stuffed with bread, so take that however you'd like.

Sexy.

Once inside the house, Megan asks Hoopz what she's worried about. For Megan, this is all such an obvious choice - send Pumkin home and leave Megan in the house, yay! She actually assumes she's staying by default, talking about how tomorrow will be fun and they've got nothing to worry about. Hoopz does not bite, so Megan's like, "What about when we were on the pole?" I love her because she thinks one day's immunity applies for life. Megan wins!

We cut to Whiteboy and Hoopz talking next. This girl is goddamn everywhere, she's like mold. He asks if there's anything she wants to talk about before elimination, but alas, she does not! That's his cue to lie down in defeat, and Hoopz busies herself with getting ready for the ceremony. Elimination is a huge deal tonight, you see? You can tell because Megan opts not to wear a bikini for the ceremony! She's wearing a dress, which is all kinds of odd for her. This may be the first time we've seen her in clothing all season, aside from the competition outfits.

At least we still get to see her boob.

As the bottom three line up, Pumkin isn't terribly concerned about going home. After all, she and Hoopz have been friends since Flavor of Love, which is like 120 times longer than Brandi and Megan's love affair. You know that means something! Similarly, Megan thinks she'll stick around. Whiteboy thinks he never called Hoopz a whore, and that's about all he can come up with. These three could talk in circles all day, but luckily Hoopz cuts to the chase.

She says the first person to get her check is a threat, which means...neither Pumkin nor Megan? Somehow Megan gets it anyway though, which means my girl's on her way to the final four! She celebrates briefly and then Whiteboy is called up next. Of course that doesn't mean anything, although Whiteboy talks in confessional about how he's totally going home. That usually means he's staying, but we get a commercial break and a lot of twangy guitar before we can find out anything else. That's always so irritating - we're watching I Love Money, not American Idol!

We come back to Hoopz explaining how much Whiteboy hurt her. She thought they were close and he's a strong competitor, so he's staying! Because that makes so much sense! Hoopz passed Logic 101! Pumkin's picked and peace outs are in order. Hoopz says the only reason Pumkin's going home is because she sent Chance home, but it's not revenge. It's just vengeance! Totes different.

With all that said, we're down to the final four! Either Megan, Hoopz, Whiteboy or Real will be going home with $250,000 in the next competition episode. Before that, however, there's the super arduous clip show. That means there's no recap next week, but don't worry. The final show features an ambulance, and you know what that means? We all win in the end!

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