We open to Rodeo cackling for no real reason, although really, does she need one? I think not. Almost the whole cast is randomly hyucking it up together, and Whiteboy randomly tells Pumkin she doesn't have to worry about anything because he'll take care of her. I feel like this is not the smartest way to make an alliance, but it's probably not an issue since I Love Money alliances last for about 14 minutes altogether.

Back in his bedroom, The Entertainer mourns Destiney. He thinks everyone was jealous of her beauty, seemingly not realizing how much money these broads have spent to be prettier than Destiney. They are not fazed! 12 Pack is really interested in the conversation.

Sleep in heavenly peace.

The Entertainer says the smell of the sheets makes him miss his girl. There's nothing like the scent of sweat and splooge to get you all emotional! 12 Pack explains the reasoning behind Toastee's decision as Paymaster, but The Entertainer decides she was just brainwashed, which is a perfectly reasonable conclusion. I mean, why not, you know? They conclude Whiteboy needs to be sent home next, after some kind of talk about how they don't want to make strategic moves. I agree! More likely than not, the biggest mongoloid in the house will win this whole game.

The next day, Megan walks through the house hotly, boobs a-bouncing. She talks in confessional about how the women in the house are afraid to go against the Stallionaires, since they think whoever breaks their trust will be the next one sent home. For this reason, she ropes Brandi into proposing an alliance to Toastee. It would be Megan, Brandi, Toastee and Pumkin, henceforth known as The Brokedowns. Toastee is intrigued, even when Megan says, "So then we'll make sure that we four always are the strongest... one thing for us four." I don't know what that means, but I'm like 99% sure it doesn't mean what she thinks it does.

Toastee leaves to present the idea to Pumkin, and the Gourd is impressed! She thinks the alliance sounds kinky, although aside from Megan, these women are probably about as unattractive as you could get. Toastee suggests the other half of The Brokedowns is performing mind tricks, which sounds sort of ambitious. They agree to let Megan and Brandi cling onto them anyway, since it's always good to have someone to use.

The old T-Mobile phone howls at the houseguests, so everyone gathers 'round to listen. You'd think after six weeks they'd realize they're really just receiving a voicemail, not a live person, but Toastee still speaks into the phone as though it will truly answer back. Similarly, Rodeo tries to spin the numbers around to make a call. In the message, CJ instructs the contestants to choose a new Paymaster, and also to wear their uniform and a swimsuit to the competition. The Gourd is prepared.

Locked and loaded!

Brandi decides to be captain since the last time a girl was captain, the team won. Since that was over a month ago, no one can remember so they opt not to argue with her. She theorizes that they have to win the challenge, so she'll just have to be the captain! The only catch is, this challenge sounds physical and Brandi is physically challenged. Awkward. Real says, "If you're willing to die in that water, I'm willing to die myself to win." Brandi giggles, then cries.

On the Gold Team, Pumkin volunteers to be the Paymaster. They put it to a vote and then it's final! Hoopz feels good about this decision. She and Pumkin have been friends since before this show, so she's comfortable with the Gourd in the position and also glad to get some more screen time. That puts her at four whole minutes now! 12 Pack goes around the room and gives everyone an unenthusiastic high five, which makes me feel really confident in their choice. Yayyy.

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