Thanks for picking up the torch (cum towel?) on this one...I'm only watching this skankfest because I enjoy reading the recaps so much (well, that's true with most of the shows I watch). Excellent call on Megan the Cartoon Cat!

For some reason everytime I watch this show I have the feeling I've been sprayed with a cocktail of body fluids...

I kind of like Destiney (not the stupid name/spelling of course), she actually seems like the most normal of the girls here. Although everytime I look at her face, it seems to me there's something off about it--like it's been built from plastic? Maybe she's a transexual, which would explain the 5 o'clock shadow?

As for a winner...I find it hard to generate much to care about. They're just going to blow all the money on drugs and nightclubs and a stupid car (which they'll wreck in a month) anyway. I like the yiddische gangsta (White Boy) though, it just cracks me up to hear him speak.

Ick, just thinking about these people makes me feel like I've watching one of those 'world's largest gangbang' competitions. I need a shower now.

brave little toastee. lol.

that cracked me up. whats sad is that movie was on a few days ago and i actually watched it. great recap

Bailey Quarters, great job filling Chick Bomb's shoes! I look forward to reading about you blogging on The Entertainer's full blow Britney break down.

I couldn't tell you the name of the show, without having to spend hours looking it up, but I remember years ago reading about a man getting crushed by a boulder on some obscure reality show. The show never aired.

I hated Destiney on rock of love because of her fight with Daisy, and I think her taste in men sucks (Entertainer?!? seriously?), but I was having a hard time not liking her.

I like Destiney, I liked her on RoL and I liked her on this. I can't stand Megan and I am waiting for the day she gets hers--did anyone else see the previews where she was cuddling White Boy? EWWW! But, like you, BQ, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Heather ("Flasher" in chickbomb's recaps) and I am wrecked there isn't more airtime for her and 12-pack!! Think of the awesomeness that is that pairing!!

LMAO at "vagene!"

I am usally rolling on the floor laughing with the commentary. Honestly, this one didn't do much for me. I think you can recap without saying F, GD, and talking about sucking so much (are you a male?). To me that's not where the humor is. To really find the humor in the moment takes a bit more. Just my opinion!

I think you did a great job recapping this train wreck. I miss the biting, hostile, vicious snark.....er, I mean, nice job for a first time recap on this show. I really can't think of any more deserving of total condescension and sewerspeak (and gawd there are so many to choose from). But anyhow, nice job taking the hand off.

I always hated Megan on RoL, but this time around I can't help but love her smirkiness (maybe that's not a word, but like any of them would know that anyway).

Keep up the good work!

Thanks so much for the fantastic comments, you guys! I'm so glad you're sticking with the recaps even though I'm no ChickBomb!

PBandJ -- Nope, not a male! I'm actually a very prudish, nerdy girl in my daily life. I'm sorry you didn't like it but I'll try to work on things over the next few weeks. Stick with me and we'll find a way to work together, I promise!

Thanks BaileyQuarters. Stay true to yourself! That's what makes these so fun to read. You did a good job on the recap and I should have pointed out what I found positive too! Hoopz in your grandfathers pants was my favorite!