They screen some clips of The Entertainer living with his parents and being lame. He sings a song about it, which is at least slightly redeeming. Still though, if you know you're such a crapbag, why not think about looking for a job? Just a suggestion. The Entertainer's dad joins in on the hate, venting about how useless his child is. He also ponders putting The Entertainer's voided check on eBay, which is a decent idea. One of Megan's bathing suits is being auctioned for a grand and a half, so The Entertainer's check could make at least $10! The best part of the vignette is The Entertainer talking on the phone to a girl he met on Myspace. He says his job is to encourage people from the Internet, which...totally! Nothing about that seems weird. My life coach is a stay-at-home 30-year-old too.
CJ asks The Entertainer if any of these clips affect him, which is a kind way of saying, "Do you realize how fucking sad your life is?" The Entertainer does not. He gives a spiel about how the only thing that matters is what's inside of you. You know what's not inside of him? Motivation or life skills. His plans for the future are to move to California, and he'll do this by getting a truck and driving there. Simple enough! From there, he'll go to McDonald's and get a 20-piece chicken nugget meal. So, things are going good.
Let's take a look at the audience's reaction, shall we?
You can take the girl out of the strip club...
...but you can't take the money out of her bra. Way to go, girlfriend.
CJ starts the following segment by postulating on what would happen if Dr. Evil's brain were in a Playmate's body. Megan is overjoyed by this comparison - a person is speaking about her, and he thinks she's hot! They are totally boyfriend and girlfriend now. She joins our trusty host while Brandi basically orgasms over this pleasant interaction. CJ says Megan's one of the strongest players of the game, but still asks if she's upset about the way she played. Of course she doesn't regret a thing; without a conscience, it's impossible to have regrets. She doesn't understand why people dislike her gameplay either, since the other contestants aren't attacked for using their muscles. She was just using her bitch muscle, so it's the same thing. Still, she admits she's surprised to have gone so far since she never actually won anything. At least she won America's heart! Or something.
When asked the easiest person to manipulate, Megan says the boys in general, and everyone instantly gets riled up. Even Heather starts shouting, which can only mean she has a stray piece of genitalia. Megan starts giggling, and then Heather's invited up to fight. Yay! She settles herself a seat away from Megan, since she might catch something contagious, of course. They immediately start swearing and throwing their hands in the air, which are all the ingredients for a good time.
Heather accuses Megan of taking her sloppy seconds, and the rest is mostly inaudible, except for when Heather announces that 12 Pack lives with his parents and doesn't own a car. At least The Entertainer's got a vehicle! You can tell he's kind of triumphant about winning at least one battle. 12 Pack tries to burn her by being like, "How do you know? I never called you!" but she sets him ablaze by shouting that he never made her come. Can't argue that! Heather's segment is complete!
There's still another person who wants to confront Megan, however. That would be our pal Pumkin, so her bones rattle up to the stage. She completely supports her decision to send Chance home, and while defending that, she calls Megan a whore. Why not, you know? Megan does not appreciate that, so she rails on Pumkin for being old and ugly, which is also unappreciated. This is all shocking - these people normally get along! Pumkin finally screams at her to shut the fuck up, and then she just kind of loses her shit. Maybe there's too little oxygen in her deformed body and she doesn't know how to handle it, but she screams herself hoarse. And then...
Gourd Attack!
CJ steps in before Pumkin eats her whole, at which point she's invited to leave the stage. Bye Pumkin! See you soon on Celebrity Rehab.
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Comments (8)
awesome recap! even though i watched every episode religiously, this reunion was kinda boring...
however.. u did mention my absolute favorite line of the entire season
"miss piggy lookin fool"
LOVE IT
1 of 8 | Posted by angelbayyb | Posted on October 19, 2008 11:32 AM
Thanks for the great recaps. It was nice to see a nice person (Hoopz) win the show.
I even think she will be pretty smart about handling the winnings. Too bad it puts her over the $250,000 threshold into "sock-it-to-the-rich" tax territory. I wonder if this means she'll support McCain now? LOL
2 of 8 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on October 19, 2008 1:49 PM
What? It's too much to ask for a little Toastee time? Not even a shot of her standing up?
Sigh. I'll miss my little piece of Toast each week.
By the way, I love the Mr. Boston character, they really ought to give him a show.
And I like how VH1 is turning this group of misfits into their own stable of stars. Wonder if they'll still be using the same batch of losers 10 years from now?
Thanks again for the great recaps Bailey. What's next?
3 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on October 19, 2008 4:20 PM
No that 250,000 income is after taxes such as income, payroll, capital gains have been applied and it's working wages ala salary.
4 of 8 | Posted by User Name | Posted on October 19, 2008 9:01 PM
Nice recap considering what you had to work with!!! As far as Hoopz's mom looking like a Flavor of Love contestant herself, I remember when they had the parents meet Flav on FOL1 and Hoopz's mom was drooling all over Flav...Hoopz herself made the comment that she was afraid her mama was going to try to steal Flav away from her or something to that effect.
5 of 8 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on October 20, 2008 5:02 AM
What have I learned:
The bitch named Megan is still an arrogant, narcissistic piece of shit
6 of 8 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on October 20, 2008 8:37 AM
megan is probably my favorite thing on tv and has been since beauty and the geek. she knows what she's doing, and she really doesn't seem to care at all about the other people or even the show she is on.
i loved how the entire time pumkin and heather were flipping out, she was sitting calmly laughing. it was beautiful.
7 of 8 | Posted by whitney | Posted on October 20, 2008 12:50 PM
Wow, I totally missed that chick in the audience with money hanging out of her shirt. That's spectacular. Bailey I hope you get to do the Charm School recaps too. The first episode was pretty damn entertaining.
The best part of the reunion was Heather going absolutely mental on Megan and 12 Pack. Overall this show was amazing in its trashiness. Think they could do it again? God I hope so.
8 of 8 | Posted by shelleyh | Posted on October 21, 2008 10:48 AM