Heather says it's so obvious that they're friends, so Brandi chimes in and sasses, "That's not true!" She's all chicken-necking like you see on The People's Court. They start fighting a very typical I Love Money fight -- you're a liar, no you're a liar! Brandi and Megan are mostly laughing it off, while Heather pretty much loses her shit. Brandi gets in a good jab by remarking, "You're not at a strip club, honey. You don't need to scream at me."
The fight is more like a game of Charades.
It finally boils down to Heather thinking everyone's jealous that she landed 12 Pack, although I'm like 99% sure that's not the case. I mean, really! He's not a catch at all, even in the reality TV world. It drags on for so long that The Entertainer and CJ just sit down and wait for it to finish so they can freaking send someone home.
25 minutes later, The Entertainer finally calls someone to the front. Hold onto your hat, it's Brandi! She thinks it's because Frank's in love with her, and while I'd like to say this is stupid, he totally asks for a kiss. Smooth. He settles for one on the cheek. After that, it's down to Heather and Megan, which seriously blows. I love Heather and I love Megan - can't this be a week where no one gets to leave? Every other show does it! Don't buck the trend!
The Entertainer explains he had to actually think about this decision, whereas he usually just does things and regrets them later. With that, he calls Megan up first. He reminds her he's been dying to send her home, and then he presents possibly the greatest thing ever on television.
BRILLIANT.
God, it's just the icing on the cake that Lily is spelled wrong, isn't it? The whole thing is a work of art! Even though he obviously devoted hours to making this, he tells Megan he's giving her a check! Megan is staying! Heather's peacing out!
Heather is motha-effing pissed, so much so that she actually cries. I don't even remember her crying that much on Rock of Love, although that could just be memory loss from watching so much bad TV. Still, she cries and says she wants to go home. Lucky for her, that's where she's headed! She refuses to hug The Entertainer and then talks trash, and oh, you know the drill.
There's no show next week, but on the 14th we're in for a doozy! Check this: not only is there a food fight, there's a juice fight. You know how you prove you're serious? Pouring Juicy Juice on someone's skull. Word.
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Comments (7)
"Toastee wears a tiara for the trip because well, of course she does."
I don't normally say anything about recaps but that line was brilliant in its simplicity!
Oh, and Entertainer said he wanted to call a "truce" with Hoopz, not "troops". :-P
1 of 7 | Posted by nashuaf | Posted on September 7, 2008 4:52 AM
charades picture=brilliance
2 of 7 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on September 7, 2008 10:19 AM
A TRUCE, that makes much more sense! I was channeling Lily when I wrote that part, apparently.
Thank so much for reading and commenting!!
3 of 7 | Posted by BaileyQuarters | Posted on September 7, 2008 5:39 PM
Okay, here's what I don't get: why is the Entertainer the most hated person in the house? Maybe they're not showing us what he really does around there, because I just don't see how he's any more obnoxious or annoying than any of the others. I have to figure he's a real asshole offscreen.
I mean, in terms of what comes at me from the screen, I much prefer him to White Boy's ghetto yiddish godfather or Real's dwarfish blahness. He looks like he could be Midget Mac's son. Kind of cute the way he's panting after Hoopz (or is that Houce? Get it? Truce...houce...oh whatever.)
And while I appreciate Megan's maliciousness, her elongated body (looks like the female version of Plastic Sam) leaves me cold.
I like Toastee though, she's so cutely stupid. Hoopz is more of a non-entity in the show. Brandi C is a treat, I always wondered what those porn girls sound like when their mouths aren't full.
Oh, and another thing, I've never been on the Heather fanwagon, but on this show she just seemed tired. Like without Bret Michaels as a foil, she'd lost her raison d'etre.
4 of 7 | Posted by itchy | Posted on September 7, 2008 11:51 PM
Wonder why there was no new show this week? The Olympics are over and the holiday weekend was last weekend.
5 of 7 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on September 8, 2008 8:16 AM
Great Recap as always! I usually don't post but for this episode I had to because as a massage therapist I have to say the likelyhood of Brandi being licensed in massage is pretty slim to none because few Massage therapists would call themself a "licensed masseuse." Most states have regulations regarding title protection in massage and the term masseuse is a term often used when the person hasn't actually attended any schooling for massage. (Thus she wouldn't be licensed) If she had gone through an accredited school but just hadn't passed her national exams she'd most likely call herself a "Massage Practitioner" or if she had passed all the requirements then she'd just call herself a Massage Therapist or similar title depending on what state she practiced in. I would say that maybe she's just not very bright but that's probably a given to anyone who's watched this show anyhow.
6 of 7 | Posted by Reiray | Posted on September 8, 2008 9:09 AM
wintersux
I assume there wasn't a new episode on this week due to the VMA's airing on MTV at the same time...that was my guess.
7 of 7 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on September 8, 2008 12:20 PM