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The last person in the round is Toastee, who knows there's no way she can win. This is pretty much the truth. She aims for Hoopz and fails, unsurprisingly. For the start of round two, Megan lands a shot on Heather. I still don't understand why these two aren't best friends, would they not be perfect together? The round progresses with various attempts, resulting in The Entertainer getting another dagger and Brandi receiving her first. In round three, Pumkin and Megan both get nailed, followed by a second for Heather. Toastee gets one, Brandi gets another, and I'd slow down to cover these but they speed through everything. Also, do you care who shot whom? Nah, I know you.

Real steps up for his turn and thoroughly annihilates The Entertainer, making him the second eliminated. Bye, Frank! Next up, Pumkin and Megan both get hit, and then Hoopz eliminates Heather. Heather takes it well, as she often does, cheerfully announcing in confessional that Hoopz hit her right in the chord. I could probably listen to Heather talk about anything for hours, just because her word choices are so freaking fantastic. Additionally, this chat would probably involve her tatters.

Toastee gets another shot, bringing her up to two backstabs. Brandi and Pumkin both step up to stab Real, which pisses him off just a tad. Admittedly it has to suck to go from zero to two in a few seconds, but that's the way I Love Money rolls! Of course Real attacks Pumkin next so his brother can be avenged, and that means Pumkin is eliminated. The Gourd responds by being cross-eyed as fuck.

"I see," said the blind girl.

As it stands now, we've got Brandi, Real, Toastee, Hoopz, 12 Pack and Megan still in the game. Hoopz gets another dagger, and then Megan steps up to stab 12 Pack. He knocks her out in return, and with that, Megan's illustrious challenge run is complete. Sigh. Toastee eliminates Hoopz next, which makes Heather run over to her hooting and hollering. On a scale of one to ten, Heather is like a 15 in excitement, and Toastee is maybe a two. She interviews that it's the happiest day of her life and she feels like she won the Superbowl, but she says it like her dad just died. Sorry about that, Papa Toastee.

Brandi hits 12 Pack, and he comes back to eliminate Brandi. That means we're down to three, and oddly Toastee is still hanging in there! Each of the final three has two daggers, so this is kind of a sudden death thing now. I'm actually excited, although I hate to admit it! Real shoots for 12 Pack and connects, thoroughly eliminating him. He still gets one more shot though, so 12 Pack stabs Real and somehow Toastee becomes Paymaster! Frickin' Toastee! How crazy is it that she's the only person to be Paymaster twice?

In the van on the way home, Whiteboy and Real praise Megan for being an awesome blossom. Whiteboy even calls her a "true-ass fucking female," which is the highest praise one can ever receive. In confessional, Megan admits one of the reasons she wants to stay aligned with Whiteboy is because she finds him so cute. I mean, I guess? I don't completely see it that way, but sure? Luckily for her, Whiteboy announces that his new alliance is with Real, Hoopz and Megan, which means girlfriend lucked out big time.

Back at the house, Real professes his love for Hoopz. He's just glad that Hoopz is safe this week, although she really isn't. Toastee was the one to stab Hoopz every time, so she's probably not safe at all, actually. Real is not much for common sense. In another bedroom, The Brokedowns profess their love for each other. Pumkin is pissed that Megan didn't stick up for them in the challenge though, since they are so awesome and she should've done what's right. Megan reacts like one of those cat clocks whose eyes dart back and forth.

Cue tail swinging here.

12 Pack takes Toastee aside for cigarettes and gossip. Apparently Toastee is involved in an alliance with 12 Pack and Heather, which I'm fairly sure she knew nothing about until just now. He thinks Whiteboy is the best person to send home, and since he's so sure she'll vote Whitey out, he volunteers to jump into the box too. Why the hell not, right? He knows there's no chance of Toastee eliminating him, since they're so tight in their alliance. She agrees to get rid of the right person. 12 Pack does not look completely comforted.

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