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Hoopz and Megan are busy talking game as well, even though they hated each other twelve minutes ago. Megan explains that Pumkin is making Toastee's decision, since Toastee is essentially useless, and they're voting for Whiteboy since he views Pumkin as a threat. Newsflash: she really is not. If the final event is swimming laps, she's straight-up done. The girls determine they need to convince Pumkin she's not a target, otherwise Whiteboy's VH1 career will come to another temporary end.

Megan trots inside to discuss this with Whiteboy and Real, telling them they need to appease Pumkin for now. Whiteboy loves Megan's mentality. Finally all her shit-talking is paying off! Real gets up to apologize to Pumkin, explaining he only had beef with her because of Chance, etcetera etcetera. They talk for three seconds before kissing and making up, and then Real says, "Come with me and talk to Whiteboy and Hoopz." Way to be obvious, dude! He's so sorry but hey, since they're friends, how about she tells his alliance they're safe?

Pumkin tells Hoopz she knows she's their target, and the whole group insists that's not the case. Gourdy doesn't believe it though. She had to either move away from them or die in her bed, that's how much they hate her! Hoopz says they were just trying to piss her off but things are totally fine, and to prove it, Whiteboy offers Pumkin a deal. If she and Toastee keep him around this time, then he won't vote for either of them next round and he'll let them back into the alliance. This makes me giggle because really, were they ever part of it in the first place? Shit changes so fast on this show. They call Toastee in for further discussion.

She comes dressed in her Sunday finest.

Toastee is interested, but ultimately she doesn't know if she can trust Whiteboy. While she thinks it over, we cut to The Entertainer, 12 Pack and Megan. 12 Pack asks to be voted into the vault and Megan feigns sadness since they're best friends, even though she was all stabbin' him on the beach. Once he explains he wants Whiteboy out though, she goes along with the plan happily, deciding to convince Toastee to eliminate 12 Pack instead. This show is oddly complicated, considering what it is at heart.

The next morning, CJ comes over to greet the money lovers. Everyone except Toastee has to go in the vault, so off they go! As you'll recall, Whiteboy is already in the box so they have to decide on the other two participants. Real steps up as the master of ceremonies. He asks if anyone wants to see Brandi in the beezy (this means "box" in Ghetto), and for the first time in I Love Money history, no one does! This is the first time she'll ever miss out on the power outing! Knowing Brandi, you'd expect her to be stupidly sad about this, but luckily she's not that much of an idiot. The group votes on Heather next, and Whiteboy is the only person to want her in the beezy. Heather, by the by, is looking flawless.

Shake a can of pennies at it!

She was known for her psychotic hair back on Rock of Love but we've come a long way since then, Heather. Invest in a fucking comb. No one wants to see Pumkin or Megan in the box, but The Entertainer would like to see Hoopz in there. 12 Pack and The Entertainer vote for Real, and then everyone votes for The Entertainer. Poor Frank. His check is promptly placed in the beezy, and then everyone picks 12 Pack so they pitch him in too.

After the vault meeting, Megan and Brandi discuss their options. Brandi thinks Whiteboy needs to go home for sure, but Megan obviously disagrees. She pushes for 12 Pack's elimination, but ultimately the conversation winds up with each of them doing a voice for Lily Megan that's like, "Don't be silly, I'd love for Whiteboy to go home!" Tis hilarious.

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