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Soon the bottom three head out with Toastee for the power outing. Toastee is scared of all the power she has, which I guess she should be. How did it wind up that the weakest girls are eliminating the strongest guys, seriously? They get out of the van and are welcomed to a big ol' ranch. CJ told the ranch owner the houseguests need a soul cleansing, so she calls an elderly medicine lady to help out. The Entertainer is worried, since there was an old creeper who did a similar thing on I Love New York. The Entertainer has a lot of dirty shit in his past, so obviously he doesn't want that getting out.

The lady breaks an egg and makes crazy eyes, and then she speaks rapid-fire Spanish at The Enertainer, who does not get it. Then she puts some kind of gourd to her mouth, sucks out a mouthful of juice and...spits in everyone's face! Fantastic! Side note: I used to have a friend who lived in Mexico, and she occasionally talked about "cleaning the house with a coconut" to get rid of spirits. I assumed she was psychotic, naturally, but I guess this is an actual tradition down in those parts? I'm endlessly white so I don't quite get it.

Everyone is grossed out but thinks it's funny, except Whiteboy, who fears catching hepatitis C. Says a lot about Whiteboy's upbringing that he immediately jumps to that conclusion, right? The lady spits all over him and then rubs the wetness on his head for good measure. Gotta make sure that hep gets in there real good! After the cleansing, the lady picks up a turkey and waves it in everyone's face, since that signifies a clean soul. I don't know what just happened but anyway, it's over.

Back at the house, Megan campaigns further to keep Whiteboy around. She theorizes that if they keep The Entertainer around, Real and Hoopz will still want to take him out. If they keep Whiteboy around, everyone else in the house will still want him out. That's why 12 Pack is the best choice to eliminate, since everyone will still hate each other and no one will care about The Brokedowns. Brilliant! Brandi and Pumkin are reluctant, but they soon see the light emanating from Megan's aura and agree.

We return to the power outing again, where Toastee still has zero clue what to do. Without Pumkin by her side, she is lost. The awesome thing is that while the guys argue about who should go, birds keep crowing in the background, animals are all honking. They disagree with all of these happenings! Toastee winds up picking 12 Pack for the solo time, but they edit it in really weirdly. She's talking in a normal, cheerful voice and then says "12 Pack" in a very obvious soundbyte. She sounds like a demon, and then she's back to her happy self, telling everyone she'll see them soon. VH1, you are tiring!

Their talk is mostly some weird innuendo involving squeezing limes, but they touch on a little strategy during their time too. 12 Pack swears Toastee will make it to the finals with him, and she backs that up by insisting she doesn't like to break her word. She's pretty sure she'll send Whiteboy home, so that's that! We all float on.

The power-outters head home, where Brandi is waiting for Toastee on all fours for no reason I can discern.

Maybe she and Lily were miming?

Brandi and Megan explain the benefits of sending 12 Pack home. To be fair, Brandi tries to speak but Megan just chatters over her. All things considered, you can't really blame her. Megan says they're removing the person that will least affect them, and that throws everything into a cocked hat for Toastee. Her alliance is telling her to do one thing, but her gut is telling her to do another. It would obviously be easiest to send home The Entertainer since no one cares about him, but she's more inclined to bust up one of the deals she's got going. However will she manage?

She doesn't have long to think about it all, since soon it's time for the eviction ceremony! Toastee actually looks adorable, while 12 Pack looks like a waiter and/or matador. Possibly both at a weird dinner theatre.

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