Note From the Editor: Due to some medical problems, Bailey Q had to sit out for the last couple of episodes of I Love New York. Taking her place is our lovely and talented ANTM recapper, Pachita! Thanks, Pach, and feel better Bailey! Enjoy!

Ho. Ly. Crap. Does that parrot look rabid to you?

This week on I Love New York 2: All the whipped cream in the world couldn't save Punk, Buddha shows his true colors, and New York is delightfully stupid.

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This week on I Love New York 2, The Entertainer is even crazier than the week he sucked on New York's toes. Seriously! I was surprised too.

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This week on I Love New York 2, the entire episode is one big awkward moment. It may not be for the faint of heart, but it's definitely for anyone whose heart is as cold and black as mine. Yay!

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Although my recap has definitely been this late before, this week it disappeared halfway through and I had a whole lot of rewriting to do. Sorry for the delay, but I can assure you this week's I Love New York 2 is worth the wait! Although considering what show we're talking about, well...maybe you shouldn't hold me too accountable.

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This week on I Love New York 2, the mansion turns out to be haunted. More importantly though, we learn Midget Mac's real name! Who gives a crap about evil spirits? It's all about the Mac attack.

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If you've heard about the Writers Guild strike, you probably know there's a lot of pros and cons. Maybe you've made yourself a little list to weigh the options of which side to take. I have not, but I know which one should be at the top of your list. If the writers are on strike, that means there will be tons of reality TV, and you know that means there will be a whole lot of I Love New York!

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This week on I Love New York 2 marks one of the most revolting moments in all of reality TV history. Not that I've ever watched Fear Factor or anything, or that I've kept my eyes open during any of the gross things that happened on Survivor. So yeah, I'm pretty trustworthy when it comes to this topic! Of course, if you don't believe me, you can always find out more after the jump.

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There are so many things I adore about VH1, namely the fact that I can watch super trashy celebreality shows just about anytime. The only thing better is how often they repeat I Love New York 2. Seriously, it's on like 55 times a day. Don't think I'm lame (you already know that in your heart), but any world in which I can watch this show all the livelong day is a world that's all right by me. Come along with me, take the I Love New York journey.

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When I was getting ready to write my first recap of I Love New York 2, I thought about how New York would handle a similar situation. Say she had a party to attend. Of course she'd show up fashionably late, swooping in to demand attention at the last possible second, right? Since my ultimate goal in life is to be a little bit more like Tiffany "New York" Patterson, I figured I'd go with the same method. What better way to celebrate the start of the second season than with a tribute to the queen herself!

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By Nite Writer P. Funk

The reality show vixen has taken reality to a whole new level in tonight's episode, with what seems like the worst acting ever. Does acting in a reality show sound like an oxymoron?  How about this then- Miss New York and Tango, two of the trashiest characters on television, re-enact the classiest love scene from the greatest greek tragedy in history.  Sounds ironic, huh? Well add a little hilarity to that irony and you got yourself "I Love New York."

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