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New York chooses It for the first shoot, so they take some dirty pictures of him licking her while they play pool. She appreciates that he's sexually aggressive, but it seems the photographer isn't as much of a fan, since she stops shooting when It starts licking New York's ass cheeks. Imagine that! That's seriously saying a lot, when someone takes filthy pictures for a living and she's like, "Wow, this is out of line." When they leave the shoot talking about how hot it was, Cheezy knows he has to step up his game, so he does the obvious thing during his session. He strips down.

This picture makes my soul sad.

New York doesn't think Cheezy is sexy, which is fairly obvious, but she's impressed at how hard he's trying for her. She even thinks they look great together in the pictures, although she's turning her head away and generally acting pretty repulsed. As you know, the only thing to do when a guy disgusts you is to chain him up, so they start acting out some S&M fantasies for the camera. Cheezy basically jizzes everywhere instantly. New York assures us she loves beating him, and she especially loves that she can do it and he'll enjoy it. That's not a sign of her having something wrong, not at all! How dare that cross your mind.

Everyone heads back to the mansion, and New York encourages the guys to hang the pictures up in the house. Ew, please don't. Thoroughly satisfied with her date, she makes her way to her bathroom, where someone is creepily running a bath in her tub. I'm incredibly germ-phobic, so oh my God, the idea of sprawling out for a wash in someone else's bathroom is making all my skin fall off. New York screams when she sees The Entertainer chilling in some bath water, but once he offers her a massage, she climbs right in. Doesn't even bother to change out of her dress! That wrapping paper has gone to waste now, sigh.

The Entertainer immediately grabs her feet and starts rubbing them on his face, and one second later, her big toe is in his fucking mouth. Even if you're not crazed about germs, that is so foul! New York climaxes right away as he sucks and licks in between her toes. I want to say more about this but as I'm gagging, I cannot. New York says any doubts she had about The Entertainer vanished as soon as he put her entire foot in his mouth. Luckily for her, he offers to do the other one once he's successfully licked all the lint out from the crevasses of her toes. Dude, The Entertainer is messed up.

Their revolting bath is interrupted by a knock on the door, and Tailor Made is waiting for her outside. She asks how he's doing, and he says he'd be doing a lot better if he didn't just see The Entertainer walking out of her room. "What are you talking about? This is my house," she answers, and that's sort of delightfully sassy. She can be a huge wank, but she has a point there. Tailor Made counters that she doesn't know what's going on inside the house, and instead of queening out about how she's the HBIC, she's flattered that he wants to look out for her. Oh New York, you are a special case indeed.

Tailor Made says The Entertainer frightens him, and I have to agree, if only just because he put her fucking toes in his mouth. Word to the wise: I will mention this all season. (Feel free to tell me something that disgusts you and I'll rag on that as well! Interactive!) He thinks The Entertainer is violent and unstable, and he's not comfortable having him around New York unsupervised. Of course, The Entertainer probably wouldn't throw a shit-fit if Tailor Made didn't instigate arguments, but hey. New York is a little puzzled by this news, since someone who sucks her feet couldn't possibly be crazy.

It's time for the elimination ceremony, and the guys all offer a round of applause when New York comes downstairs. She looks very good, but Cheezy is sort of over-the-top excited about it.

Do I make you horny, baby?

New York sees a lot of potential in some of the guys, but that's not enough. If they want to be there, they have to show her their dick. Actually it was bleeped out, so she could've said, "Show me your shit" just as easily, but that's a whole 'nother fetish that I'm not sure we should get into. Suffice it to say, New York's X-rated.

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