Her first chain goes to a man who's been wonderful, and that's Tailor Made. She truly believes he's here for her, and that's why he told her he thinks The Entertainer is a psychopath. He clearly wouldn't tell her that for TV or just to start crap! In commentary, The Entertainer says he's bothered by Tailor Made's statement, but that he would definitely fuck his ass up. Comments like that make him look totally sane, by the by.
The second chain goes to It, in a hilarious twist. Punk comes down next, followed by Buddha. New York's not sure Buddha has love for her anymore, and in confessional he admits his disgust for Tailor Made surpasses his love for New York. It would be so awesome if he gave up his chain for that reason, but unfortunately nothing comes of it. Luckily Midget Mac gets the next necklace, lifting everyone's spirits! He does a cartwheel at New York's request and then asks Sister Patterson for a handshake and hug, since she's looking "so fine like wine." Actually, her bra is showing, but I suppose we should be grateful she's wearing one at all.
The next two chains are for Pretty and 20 Pack, and then it's time to make some tough decisions. She chooses Wolf, because she hasn't forgotten about his huge wang, and then Mr. Wise. Cheezy is outraged since he let her beat the semen out of him, and The Entertainer is pissed off, too. He says if Tailor Made ruined his chances, there's going to be big problems for him, but I think Tailor Made already has some issues to think about. What the fuck is on his face in this shot?
Herpalicious?
Is that New York's lipstick or does Tailor Made have a condition? Whatever it is, no es bueno. There's no time to stop and think about it though, as it's time to give away the last necklace. It was a hard decision, and she thinks he may be crazy, but she has to pick The Entertainer. After all, he sucks a mean toe! He happily accepts his chain, and Sister Patterson starts ranting about how he's a filthy pervert. Usually I'd try to disagree with her, but oh my God, feet in mouth! She calls him all sorts of names while New York giggles and squeals. I'd probably be a little upset if my mom thought my boyfriend was a psychotic pig, but New York gets off on it!
Sadly, the house must say goodbye to Cheezy and ManMan. New York doesn't dig Cheezy the way she hoped she would, and ManMan didn't make enough effort to come to her. What she actually meant to say was, "ManMan didn't make enough effort to make me come." He says she'll regret this decision, but otherwise he leaves peacefully, whereas Cheezy cries like a baby.
Next week, the guys compete in a boxing match. They call Tailor Made out for being manipulative, and a queer fight breaks out, featuring some dude spitting in another dude's face. Oh gee, I'm sure New York will be really forgiving.
What did you think of the show? Is there anyone in this crowd worth rooting for? Talk to me!
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Comments (10)
I love this show and your recaps, Bailey!
I'm rooting for Buddha..for myself. :) He actually seems like he's got a head on those big, strapping shoulders, which means he's way too good for New York. I was so excited to see how well his prank went. I do so love a clever, diabolical man.
I actually think New York and Tailor Made are perfect for each other. He could get her if he stopped punking out and giving in to her. While she does like to be HBIC, she's also excited by a man who will take charge. It's a fine line you have to walk here. Ingratiating but not a punk. Has he not seen Flavor of Love or I Love New York part 1?
1 of 10 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 27, 2007 12:01 PM
I LOL'd Bailey. Sounds like you might be getting sick of Midget Mac too ? Seriously.. he needs to go.
I think my favorite part of this episode is when New York asked the perfume group why they think a perfume is good for her empire. And Man-man replies with the MOST hilariously unconvincing line ever...
"...*silence* ...I mean, who don't like to smell good ?"
And Aids testers! BWAHA.]Honestly. What the hell is wrong with It!? I don't really want him to WIN, but I'd like him to make it far because he is so random.
At this point.. I like Tailor Made (he's just as dirty as NY was on Flavor of Love.. they're perfect), 20 Pack, and The Entertainer.
2 of 10 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on October 27, 2007 2:40 PM
Your recaps are absolutely hysterical. One thing though...her name is Tiffany Pollard, not Patterson. Not that it's a big deal though, it's only New York, lol.
3 of 10 | Posted by yummy | Posted on October 27, 2007 4:05 PM
I love Tailor Made. I know he's creepy with his hair plugs and face mask- but I love him nonetheless.
4 of 10 | Posted by calis05queen | Posted on October 27, 2007 10:11 PM
I love Tailor Made. I know he's creepy with his hair plugs and face mask- but I love him nonetheless.
5 of 10 | Posted by calis05queen | Posted on October 27, 2007 10:13 PM
Calis05
... I agree! I don't really know why I like him. He's above average looking, but by no means is he, like, truly HOT.
6 of 10 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on October 28, 2007 1:19 AM
LOVE your recaps, Bailey!!! You sound as twisted as I am ;)
7 of 10 | Posted by mkognito | Posted on October 29, 2007 7:34 AM
Another awesome recap!
The whole AIDS test thing was hilarious, esp. when Cheezy said something like "how offended will she be if we compare her to an STD?" Oh, the irony.
I just wish you had railed on Tailor a little more for his constant comments about his feelings for New York! i.e. "she's the only person on this planet for me" and "I can see us falling in love." I HATE him, but you can tell that if he winds up in the last two, he won't be chosen, and he'll be getting a spin off show...
8 of 10 | Posted by msu11y28 | Posted on October 29, 2007 8:07 AM
caught this on the re-run last night...anyone notice New York says "ideals" instead of "ideas"
9 of 10 | Posted by msu11y28 | Posted on October 30, 2007 8:59 AM
Thank you for making me laugh so hard it was therapeutic.
I registered on this site just to thank you, because you deserve some gratitude. Looking forward to reading some more.
10 of 10 | Posted by jennloupus | Posted on November 1, 2007 10:04 AM